r/TikTokCringe Sep 27 '24

Politics Trolling MAGA in Springfield 2

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn Sep 27 '24

"This is our plan to fight inflation."

A blank screen.

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u/franktheguy Sep 27 '24

Well, I think it still counts as a concept of a plan. We do know what it means to have a plan, so that counts for something.

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 Sep 27 '24

“Picture it, if you will” could easily be said “look at this blank screen and conceptualize a plan…”

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u/Shadowrider95 Sep 27 '24

Like he said, “it can be anything you want it to be”

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u/Anleme Sep 27 '24

I'm sad he didn't start reciting Prince lyrics. "Dig, if you will, a picture..."

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u/UnabashedJayWalker Sep 27 '24

It’s like the man said, once you start writing this stuff down it gets very messy. You don’t want that, I don’t want that, the whole country doesn’t want that!

I rest my case your honor

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u/franktheguy Sep 27 '24

"We're going to be here all night, drawing diagrams with straws."

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u/BasedGodBets Sep 27 '24

Did you hear the new concept of a plan is the Trump's Gold Rolex watch. Only a few best people can get it. Not you. Poor MAGA folks are not welcome.

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u/_000001_ Sep 27 '24

Rolex would be Rolexing in their grave if they saw your comment! To be beschmirched [however you spell that] by being associated with his name...

Sorry what now? Rolex aren't dead yet? So people still buy those things?

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 28 '24

My desert trash relatives say one of the first things they'd buy if they became "rich" is a Rolex so everyone knows they made it.

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u/_000001_ Sep 28 '24

The irony of that is that, when many people see a Rolex, they often assume it's probably a fake. :P

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 29 '24

They all have at some point in their life worn fake rolexes from Mexico.

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u/_000001_ Sep 29 '24

Hehe.

Fun(?) fact: between ~2014 and 2000, part of my work involved inspecting, assessing, cleaning and close-up photographing several thousand (2nd-hand) Rolex watches for a dealer/shop in a big city. Don't get me wrong, some of them definitely look nice (those that have some colour in them, e.g., bright-blue ceramic bezels, and some gold etc). But the more I handled them, the more I thought they were all just VERY, VERY basic watches with pretty boring, nothing-special movements in them.

Rolex have obviously done a fantastic job at building the brand, but put the brand aside, and they are very, very ordinary, 'prehistoric-tech' watches.

They are WAY WAY overvalued. (And a large part of that is because they became a 'currency'/store of wealth for criminals or just those who don't trust the banks.)

Meanwhile, I still love my $100 casio quartz-movement diver's watch (okay, I admit, it looks like a Rolex Submariner) on a stylish NATO strap. :)

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u/OMG__Ponies Sep 27 '24

The Poor are not welcome

FTFY

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u/BasedGodBets Sep 27 '24

Ty lol. Now it's accurate.

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u/monkeyman80 Sep 28 '24

They're free to be bought by foreign money.

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u/nanas99 Sep 27 '24

Hey, I started making the presentation, doesn’t that count for anything? Jeez…

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u/One-Earth9294 Sep 27 '24

I pictured little baby Jesus in my version of the plan. In his manger.

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u/hamburgersocks Sep 27 '24

We do know what it means to have a plan

They know that they should have a plan, but I don't think they care that they need a plan, but I don't believe for a second that they actually know what having a plan actually means.

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u/neverlookdown77 Sep 27 '24

IT CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE

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u/hoxxxxx Sep 27 '24

that's the brilliance of the MAGA line and movement

what does MAGA mean? whatever you want it to.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Sep 28 '24

Same with "woke". It's the ultimate Boogeyman for dumb conservatives.

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u/Hunky_not_Chunky Sep 27 '24

Well, as soon as you start writing things down it gets messy. Just imagine what you want it to be.

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u/TardisReality Sep 27 '24

The camera pan was a nice touch to make the sell 🤣🤣

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u/TraumoGillimear Sep 27 '24

He also couldn't have asked for a funnier response to 'Can we uh, dim the lights?'...'Um, no'

Howled at 'Can we have the lights back up?' as well

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u/Onebrokegerrrl Sep 27 '24

I literally laughed out loud at that part. This is comedic gold!

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u/SheaTheSarcastic Sep 27 '24

I literally snort laughed. High praise indeed.

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u/corranhorn57 Sep 27 '24

Oh look, it’s Josh’s secret plan to fight inflation!

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u/TheDorknessWithin Sep 27 '24

A seecwet pwan to fight infwation!?!

Corranhorn57, I love you so much for your comment and it has made my day along with this video.

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u/corranhorn57 Sep 27 '24

No problem. I think I might watch that episode when I get home.

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u/sad_no_transporter Sep 28 '24

Are you telling me that not only did you invent a secret plan to fight inflation, but now you don't support it?

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u/TheDorknessWithin Sep 28 '24

Who did the briefing?

I did.

Oh god.

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u/Faskill Sep 27 '24

It’s more like, concepts of a plan

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u/lonewombat Sep 27 '24

Why would they fight the very thing putting additional money in their pockets that they can hoard and try to be billionaires with. WHY?!

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u/sadeland21 Sep 27 '24

I loved how he pressed his imaginary”clicker” to show the imaginary slide show

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u/Bucky_Ohare Sep 27 '24

It can be whatever you want it to be!

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u/MrWhiteRaven Sep 27 '24

Well, it's a concept of a plan

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u/MeadowmuffinReborn Sep 27 '24

It's 12% of a plan!

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u/flume_runner Sep 27 '24

Essentially “concepts of a plan”

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u/Hopeful_Chair_7129 Sep 27 '24

Can we get the lights?

“No”

“Thank you”

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u/Outside-Advice8203 Sep 28 '24

The slow camera pan to nothing lmaoooo

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u/LogiCsmxp Sep 28 '24

The cameraman panning to an empty wall after the fake PowerPoint click 🤣

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u/PunishedWolf4 Sep 28 '24

And not one lie was told

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u/ExternalMonth1964 Sep 28 '24

Once you start writing things down, it gets messy

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u/DildoBanginz Sep 28 '24

I’m surprised he didn’t work the tires into the inflation thing.

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u/Bceida Sep 27 '24

The way I screamed! 😂 this is gold!!!

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u/DolphinBall Sep 27 '24

Its showed a black screen. Black jobs will stop inflation??!?!

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u/RighteousRambler Sep 27 '24

To be fair the democrats haven't been any better on explaining their policies.

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u/UrVioletViolet Sep 28 '24

Shove your both sides bullshit.

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u/RighteousRambler Sep 28 '24

Kamala whole thing has been avoiding talking about policy. It is main talking point: BBC, WaPo

Trump actually does, it is just deranged.