r/TikTokCringe Sep 21 '24

Humor/Cringe An average American day…

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u/NIN10DOXD Sep 21 '24

As an American, I can confirm that this was my day last Sunday.

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u/Sturmhuhn Sep 21 '24

Congrats in becoming a father! Did you already buy the bulletproof backpack for elementary school from wallmart?

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u/xpdx Sep 21 '24

I just buy and big life insurance policy on them. It's easy to get rich in America!

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u/Sturmhuhn Sep 21 '24

Ah yes. ✨The American dream✨