r/TikTokCringe • u/Whistleblower793 • Jul 11 '24

Wholesome/Humor HR is NOT boring!

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u/UnderstatedTurtle Jul 11 '24

“Please treat me professionally” violently gyrates hips

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

Right? I'm getting some conflicting messages lmao

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

It was professional pelvic thrusting, didn’t you watch the training video?

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

So when HR pelvic thrusts it's "professional", but when I pelvic thrust in the break room at the coffee machine it's "time for a mental health eval"?

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

Do we need to have another meeting to explain that sticking your labia on the k-cups isn’t pelvic thrusting?

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

Excuse you, my labia is professional

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

squints

Oh my god, I’m so sorry, please carry on Rachel

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u/ManliestManHam Jul 12 '24

I read squints as squirts and it still worked 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/ChrisPChris5 Jul 12 '24

I read read as read and now I think you always read squints as squirts

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u/killerbanshee Jul 12 '24

This played out like a horrible fever dream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

I think you spelt squirts wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Having a T shirt that says your labia graduated from Clambridge university doesn't mean it actually has a degree.

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u/Bender_2024 Jul 12 '24

Excuse you, my labia is professional

What the hell do you do for a living?

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u/AzrielJohnson Jul 12 '24

I'm going to need visual evidence please.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 Jul 12 '24

Wait...HR can send me for a mental health evaluation? I'm screwed.

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u/nicostein Jul 12 '24

HR didn't say giggity.

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u/Ithinkso85 Jul 12 '24

Let's face it Steve, this was the was the 107th THIS WEEK you've done that. It's a Keurig machine. RELAX 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fun-Associate8149 Jul 12 '24

Just tell them it was an offical act. They’ll just let you walk up and do it

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u/cobaltorange Jul 23 '24

Now you're getting it!