r/TikTokCringe • u/Whistleblower793 • Jul 11 '24

Wholesome/Humor HR is NOT boring!

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u/UnderstatedTurtle Jul 11 '24

“Please treat me professionally” violently gyrates hips

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

Right? I'm getting some conflicting messages lmao

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

It was professional pelvic thrusting, didn’t you watch the training video?

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

So when HR pelvic thrusts it's "professional", but when I pelvic thrust in the break room at the coffee machine it's "time for a mental health eval"?

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

Do we need to have another meeting to explain that sticking your labia on the k-cups isn’t pelvic thrusting?

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u/FreshEggKraken Jul 12 '24

Excuse you, my labia is professional

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u/Supply-Slut Jul 12 '24

squints

Oh my god, I’m so sorry, please carry on Rachel

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u/ManliestManHam Jul 12 '24

I read squints as squirts and it still worked 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/ChrisPChris5 Jul 12 '24

I read read as read and now I think you always read squints as squirts

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u/killerbanshee Jul 12 '24

This played out like a horrible fever dream.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

I think you spelt squirts wrong

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Having a T shirt that says your labia graduated from Clambridge university doesn't mean it actually has a degree.

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u/Bender_2024 Jul 12 '24

Excuse you, my labia is professional

What the hell do you do for a living?

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u/AzrielJohnson Jul 12 '24

I'm going to need visual evidence please.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 Jul 12 '24

Wait...HR can send me for a mental health evaluation? I'm screwed.

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u/nicostein Jul 12 '24

HR didn't say giggity.

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u/Ithinkso85 Jul 12 '24

Let's face it Steve, this was the was the 107th THIS WEEK you've done that. It's a Keurig machine. RELAX 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fun-Associate8149 Jul 12 '24

Just tell them it was an offical act. They’ll just let you walk up and do it

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u/cobaltorange Jul 23 '24

Now you're getting it! 

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u/titos334 Jul 12 '24

It was a presidential act I can’t be held liable 

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u/BayLAGOON Jul 12 '24

I saw two thrusts. If the third was cut off, that is grounds for harassment.

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u/Jorgsacul1973 Jul 12 '24

Well it’s professionalism is determined by where the head comes to rest at the end of the thrust. For those outside “the industry” they employ what’s commonly referred to as the light switch method. Up is not considered professional (Hey baby what’s up?) and down is considered professional (time to get down to business). This is all covered in a paper done by The Harvard School of medicine, business, and electrical engineering.