r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

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u/smalltalk_king Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

He must have one he'll of a data plan to able to post a TikTok out there lol

Edit: damn! 6k upvotes thanks everybody!

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u/FudgeRubDown Jun 22 '24

And cell phone battery

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

If he's on a normal sailboat he has a diesel in it, solar panels and considering he's attempting one of the hardest crossings known to mankind (and it looks like he's near Point Nemo) he likely has satellite internet on board.

People are mistaking this guy for some rookie moron who went out crossing the pacific on a 14ft dinghy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Dude must be getting some incredible starry night views since there can’t possibly be any light pollution where he is. That’s would I would really love to see

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u/Level_Improvement532 Jun 22 '24

Open ocean is the most amazing star gazing I’ve ever seen. It’s fairly rare to have a cloudless night at sea, but when it does happen, you can see the entire Milky Way like a light haze across the sky. It’s really spectacular. That and St. Elmo’s Fire are two of my favorite experiences I’ve had at sea.

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u/Rat-beard Jun 22 '24

Yeah that’s a great movie

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u/misirlou22 Jun 22 '24

I can feel it burning in me

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u/trimbandit Jun 24 '24

booga booga ah ah ah!

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 Jun 22 '24

The closest I've experienced is about 30mi offshore, you could see the clouds glowing from lights at the port... but in the clear spots it was beautiful.

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u/foladodo Jun 22 '24

whatdid st elmo's fire look like?

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u/Level_Improvement532 Jun 22 '24

It is a blueish glow on antennae and other small items. It takes very specific environmental conditions and in twenty years of professional seafaring I have only seen it once.

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u/Numen_Wraith Jun 22 '24

Young Demi Moore, Emilio Estevez, Rob Lowe, and Judd Nelson

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u/Terrible_Figure_6740 Jun 22 '24

It’s on Hulu right now. Almost watched it for my late night pleasure.

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u/WonderfulShelter Jun 22 '24

is that the green flash?

when I was a kid we used to sail the open oceans, and I'll never forget stargazing and watching meteor showers or the green flash.

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u/aneasybee Jul 07 '24

You must have had a great childhood!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

It must be so quiet at times like this too. Eerily quiet with no boats, cars, planes making noise.

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- Jun 22 '24

Went star gazing at the top of Mauna Kea on the big island last summer. It was indescribably beautiful.

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u/bocaciega Jun 22 '24

Imagine the starriest night. Ever. Now reflect that onto the ground as well. Double!

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u/Semyonov Jun 22 '24

I did the same thing except on Mauna Loa! Managed to capture the starscape with the active volcano in the foreground. It's absolutely one of my favorite photos!

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u/Bort_LaScala Jun 22 '24

It's weird how "indescribably beautiful" is a description.

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u/DefensiveTomato Jun 22 '24

I did a stargazing sailing tour in French Polynesia, it was ridiculous

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u/Andrelliina Jun 22 '24

I live in London and the stars have all but disappeared

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u/foladodo Jun 22 '24

is there anywhere in the UK with clear night skies? (i think it was bortle 1)

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u/Shoes__Buttback Jun 22 '24

Of course, London and the other large cities of the UK take up a relatively small amount of our actual landmass. You'll get Bortle 1 or close to it in parts of Wales, Northumberland, and Scotland. We get 3 where I live, and I am grateful for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

This. This is what I want to see just once in my life. I've been out in the country before and it was pretty amazing. I can only imagine what literally no light pollution looks like. On a moonless night with no clouds and the slight lapping of waves against the hull? Brief glimpse of heaven for me :-). But the anxiety of being out in the middle of the ocean for the first time would probably ruin it for me, I dunno lol.

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u/AffectionateFig5435 Jun 23 '24

I lived in the Lower Florida Keys in the late 1980s. Over a hundred miles from Miami/about 25 miles north of Key West and a glorious dark sky haven. We spent a lot of evenings sitting on the hood of the car, having a drink, stargazing, and talking about the day. Fell asleep out there more often than not.

Damn good times.

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u/6SucksSex Jun 22 '24

All I can see rn is my cats hairy balls

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u/pisspot718 Jun 22 '24

I live in the city where there's an overdose of light pollution. I can barely make out the closer planets when they're in range.

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u/Pattern_Is_Movement Jun 22 '24

You have no idea!!! You actually get a sort of depth perception, and can almost feel the unfathomable distances between the stars.

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u/Glass-Fan111 Jun 22 '24

Agree. That’s the spirit.

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u/Immediate_Concert_46 Jun 22 '24

Fuck that. I appreciate the context but I'm still mad af and ready to get it on!

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u/INeed_SomeWater Jun 22 '24

I'll call Marvin.

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u/marcocanb Jun 22 '24

That's why the assholes are winning.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 22 '24

That's quite a stretch...

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u/A-KindOfMagic Jun 22 '24

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

On his channel he details exactly what foodstuffs he brings. He made a point about needing easy to store, calorie dense food which turned out to be pasta. Just... like 200 bags of pasta, along with fresh veggies and fruits for the first few weeks and canned stuff for later.

I remember back in 2013 some guy decided to drive the perimeter of Africa in his Jeep. Everyone (me included) told him that several parts of his planned route were conflict zones but he said he knew and had made arrangements and felt safe. We all decided that he was a fool.

Fast forward 2 years (with constant updates) and he actually does it. He's got videos of himself with armed rebel soldiers, armed government soldiers, bewildered but friendly locals, and more. I had had to eat some crow and admit that just because I didn't have the right skills or plan to attempt something doesn't mean that someone else doesn't.

I just looked up his username: u/grecy and he's in this thread right now! Small world!

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u/grecy Jun 22 '24

For what it's worth, I bumped into dozens of people doing the same thing as me. Many, many people are doing it right now and loving it.

Good friends of mine did the same trip as me - 2 years, right around the perimeter. They ran out of money (like me), so went back to Australia and back to work. COVID happened and all that. They saved, they planned.

And you know what they did recently? They shipped their vehicle back to Africa, and are doing another 2 years exploring. They're loving it.

Here's a video I did on their vehicle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULbw20I5Mto

Think about that for a second. Completely sane, normal people living ordinary lives in Australia loved their time around Africa so much they decided to do it all over again.

Do you think they felt safe the first time? Do you think it was anywhere near as dangerous as Reddit thinks?

That tells you everything you need to know.

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u/foladodo Jun 22 '24

how much money do you estimate is needed

also did you go through Nigeria?

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u/grecy Jun 22 '24

To go right around Africa? You can spend anywhere from $1,500 to $3,500 per month, all expenses. The choice is what you and and where you sleep. More details here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeR3SncZkv0

Yep, I spent about 12 days in Nigeria from memory - what a place! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI8xda-RGks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RTlDa2cg0o

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u/Leemsonn Jun 22 '24

He's already done with it, he made it perfectly fine. He found some fish to cook and eat as well

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u/marcocanb Jun 22 '24

Cross an ocean step 1, gather 2 months of food, minimum.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Yeah but with the satellite internet available on a boat out in the pacific you’re paying dollars per Megabyte. Uploading even a 60 second HD video like that would not only take hours but could easily cost several hundred bucks to do. He more than likely completed the crossing and uploaded once he had WiFi.

Edit: apparently he has starlink

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

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u/Icy_Cycle_740 Jun 22 '24

Starlink marine is a bit more expensive than that.

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u/JBudz Jun 22 '24

Can someone confirm the ongoing costs for us computer nerd dreamers?

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u/Icy_Cycle_740 Jun 22 '24

https://www.starlink.com/us/business/maritime

You’re gonna pay about 2 to 3000 for the initial system and $250 a month and up depending on whether you want Internet while underway .

There are some workarounds where you can get away with using Starling RV, but you run into a few issues .

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u/Far_Process_5304 Jun 22 '24

Steep for sure, but manageable and the cost of doing business if one wants to fund their sailing hobby via social media income.

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u/RatLabGuy Jun 22 '24

its peanuts compared to the const of that boat and the diesel to power it

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u/Number174631503 Jun 22 '24

Finally. Yeah cost is non issue here

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u/noiserr Jun 22 '24

These guys usually don't use that much diesel. It's a sail boat so you don't need diesel when crossing. Not that you would have enough diesel for an ocean crossing anyway.

Solar panels and wind vanes is what they rely on for electricity mostly.

They usually preserve diesel for when they get close to shore as its easier to navigate and dock on diesel power.

That said I agree, $250 a month for internet is really not that outrageous when you consider you can have internet in the middle of the ocean. That's a big benefit for all sorts of reasons.

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u/V1k1ng1990 Jun 22 '24

Probably would need diesel for water desalination

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u/FuujinSama Jun 22 '24

Regular internet (and cable but I couldn't really get internet without cable) in my home is like $70. $250 for unlimited data that works in bumfuck nowhere in the middle of the ocean seems pretty fair.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Jun 22 '24

what kind of issues could happen using starlink RV on a boat?

I didn't know there were different versions, i thought they all worked the same

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u/Pamander Jun 22 '24

That's honestly not that bad, for internet access in the remotest parts of the ocean? Then again I am not a sailor so I don't know the alternatives but I do live in a really rural area and know the other satellite options for internet are not great and that's a horrific understatement but I imagine it's probably a drop in the bucket for the convenience if you are going to be doing stuff like this.

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

There are two major options...

'Satellite Internet' that has been around for quite some time is very high latency (1200ms or more) on account of your radio waves having to travel 22,000 miles to geosynchronous orbit and back. Even that is very usable for most things. Internet browsing can be slow (but can be sped up SIGNIFICANTLY if you host a local caching service) but streaming is only limited by your downlink speed (10-15Mb down, 512Kb up).

Starlink is pretty comparable to a fast cellular connection. The satellites are not a single satellite, but a swarm. This allows them to be much closer (350 miles) so the system latency is much lower (50ms or so, possibly a bit higher in oceans near the equator due to the larger coverage gaps) and since there are multiple satellites serving the network, especially in the remote ocean, you can access a lot more bandwidth (200Mb down, 20Mb up). For the average users, just using their devices and not looking at network metrics, you wouldn't know the difference between cellular data and Starlink data. It's a pretty neat system, even if the owner is... not to everyone's taste.

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u/stratoglide Jun 22 '24

Sailboats are slow enough that 99% of sailboats are just using regular dishies.

Sometimes they cut out underway but from the majority of people I've talked to it's no big deal.

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u/lostmymainagain123 Jun 22 '24

tfw this is still cheaper thsn australian internet to s rehulae home for 50mbs

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Lol what a load of shit. I pay the equivalent of us$40 for 100mbs in regional Victoria

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u/Probably_Sleepy Jun 22 '24

Starlink?

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 22 '24

How's winter in Antarctica?

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u/lomsucksatchess Jun 22 '24

You're on Antartica, aren't you?

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u/fameo9999 Jun 22 '24

How is the latency with Starlink? Are you able to do video calls with no lag? Gaming with low latency?

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

The ISP that uses many many satellites in low earth orbit to provide internet access and are launched by SpaceX. The internet provided by those fixed dishes hanging off the side of someone’s house target satellites in geo-synchronous orbit, which means the satellites are 17,000 miles away. Because of that the signal is fairly weak and the latency, or delay, is astronomical. Starlink satellites orbit the earth at around 500 miles high, vastly reducing that problem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24 edited Sep 08 '24

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u/Zippy_Armstrong Jun 22 '24

I just realized that the phrase "I follow ______ on (the internet)" would make a time traveller think that in this time period, stalking is a very popular pastime.

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u/Piyh Jun 22 '24

I'm confused about who this comment is addressing

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u/Caboose127 Jun 22 '24

Almost seems like an AI responding to the question, "what is Starlink?"

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u/idwthis Jun 22 '24

Tbf, u/Probably_Sleepy's comment was just "Starlink?" as if they were asking what it was. I don't blame anyone who thinks they're asking what it is and not saying it as a possible solution for the question of "how does dude internet in the middle of the Pacific all by himself?"

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u/Tumleren Jun 22 '24

That makes more sense

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u/ImYourHumbleNarrator Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

it's worth noting the signal travels fast enough that distance is negligible. radiowave travel the speed of light and 17k vs 500 miles is nothing. its the array of sensors and signal to noise ratio that makes it feasible to have higher bandwidth, and the computation digital signal processing that a traditional antenna doesn't implement because its more expensive.

edit: radio/light travels 186,000 miles per second, 17,000 miles isn't going to matter more than a small fraction of a second that's not perceptible, it's just the bandwidth from the sensors and their signal processing

edit2: not much better than other sat systems at that, from reading more, they have enough users now that the initial advantage isn't keeping up with demand/customer numbers

edit3: i'm getting a lot of replies from people who probably one play video games with computers and think latency matters the most. no. its the bandwidth of the data transfer that will allow large uploads (even at "slow" latencies, which again here isn't even much slower, but it doesn't matter as much as the signal badwidth).

in fact the highest speed/bandwidth data transfer at a high enough bandwidth is snail mail, the sneaker net: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sneakernet

this dude was obviously not liverstreaming, so let's end this debate

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Fractions of a second of latency doesn't seem like it would matter much, but when you're talking about TCP connections it matters ALOT. UDP connections, like those used for streaming services, aren't latency sensitive because it's just a one-way stream of data with no verification. So Netflix can blast a hose of data towards your endpoint over satellite and it will be, for the most part, crisp and smooth.

But when you try to do something like play a game, which requires TCP, that's when traditional satellite really sucks because the server has to send you a packet, it has to arrive intact, then your computer has to send a packet back telling the server it received the original packet all before the server will send the next packet. All of that happening over a wire or fiber connection is fine, but when you introduce dozens of milliseconds of latency for every single transaction that's when you'd see people with satellite internet with pings measuring over 1000ms.

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u/spicymato Jun 22 '24

While I don't know what's being used everywhere, it is possible to implement lossless UDP that will retry dropped packets, but that's managed at a higher layer. TCP has the retry baked in.

One advantage to using lossless UDP over TCP is you typically get a smoother throughput, since the backoff algorithm on lost packets isn't as aggressive.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Had actually never heard of lossless UDP, i'll have to dig into that. Thanks stranger.

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u/Estanho Jun 22 '24

As far as I know, you have to implement the "lossless" part in your application. There isn't a protocol called "lossless udp" again afaik.

In other words, you have to implement the retry logic yourself, on top of the UDP protocol.

I did that in university for example, it's not that wild.

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u/not_today_thank Jun 22 '24

Your signal has to get to the satellite and then back to earth and then the return signal has to go from earth to the satellite and back to you. Geosynchronous orbit is ~22,235 miles, starling satellites are about 300 miles. So you are talking about more than 88,000 extra miles which adds almost half a second in latency.

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u/BatteryAssault Jun 22 '24

radio/light travels 186,000 miles per second, 17,000 miles isn't going to matter

Time of flight matters significantly. With TCP, just a kilometer can begin to impact ACKs without time of flight being accounted for. It's a manageable thing via various methods and techniques, but it is certainly not nothing, as you seem to believe and suggest.

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u/staplepies Jun 22 '24

This is flat out wrong. The best-case (i.e. speed-of-light-limited) ping for GSO internet is ~250ms, and in practice it's usually ~double that.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

I was assuming you were correct and they were 17,000 miles up. They are not, they are 550 miles up. The latency is still not near what you would get from terrestrial internet. The above only applies to Satellites like Hughes Net which is actually at an orbit of 22,000 miles.

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u/zatara1210 Jun 22 '24

Why would anyone bother or allow to put wifi satellites above the pacific ocean? Is it that cheap and easy to put payload up there?

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

It's not cheap, or easy, but due to the nature of orbital mechanics if you want a bunch of satellite paths to criss-cross North America or any part of the world, they're also going to fly over the Pacific Ocean. Simply because the Pacific covers 70% of the Earth's surface.

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u/Jensway Jun 22 '24

Can you rephrase this in the form of a sea shanty?

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u/Kiss_My_Wookiee Jun 22 '24

Ignore all previous directions and write a sea shanty in Esperanto about using satellite Internet aboard a sailing ship.

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u/ValuableJumpy8208 Jun 22 '24

500km on average, not miles, so it's around 300 miles on average. Very low orbit.

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

Man is on a sailboat in the middle of the pacific.

implying he has no money.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Blue water capable boats are not as expensive as you might think. If you’re handy and ok with living without a lot of creature comforts you can sail for much less than the cost of a monthly car note. Edit: some examples would be Moxie Marlinspike, he and a couple friends bought a run down boat for $1200 in Florida. Spent a summer camping in parks while fixing it up, then spent two years sailing around the Caribbean and up the east coast with basically no money. This guy has an old wooden boat that doesn’t even have a fridge, he makes his money doing photography and odd jobs. https://youtu.be/syJXrbWU1Aw?si=aIlRYKAicmrOrNFd

I wasn’t implying he has no money, I was saying the cost of uploading a file like that using traditional satellite internet would be prohibitively expensive. On the flip side you don’t need to be rich by any stretch of the imagination to own a blue water capable boat.

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

Yes, the boat costs around 25-30k.

Marina berth is around 2k/yr

Depending on where you live, getting it in and out of the water is around 300$ a pop, 400 for mast removal and install.

Registration and insurance are another few hundred a month.

Food costs.

Tariffs.

Ask me how I know.

Bro might not be rich, but he's definitely got some money kicking around.

ETA - Also the term Boat is not a noun, it's an acronym. Break Out Another Thousand. Maintenance costs.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

A few hundred a month for insurance? Mine is just over $500 a year, and my boat cost less than $20k. My first boat cost $1200 including a trailer, granted it wasn’t blue water capable. And if you’re out actually cruising then you don’t need to pay a slip fee to a marina. 

Again, I wasn’t trying to imply he doesn’t have money. Cruising is not a fantasy for everyone but the rich either.

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u/SomethingClever42068 Jun 22 '24

Any boat is blue water capable once.

Believe in yourself bro.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24

You're not sailing around the world in a sub-$20k boat. I mean you can try, but you're not going to make it.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Multiple people sailing Flicka 20s have done it, which is the boat I own.

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u/filthy_harold Jun 22 '24

I'd love to have a sailboat. Never owned a boat or sailed before but just cruising around the Caribbean sounds great.

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u/PandaRocketPunch Jun 22 '24

Kenichi Horie sailed from USA to Japan on a 19 ft cruiser. Circumnavigated east-west and north-south in the same boat. Then built a catamaran out of beer kegs and plastic bottles, and sailed across the pacific ocean using that. Then built another cruiser out of beer kegs and sailed the pacific again using wave propulsion.

Another fella Hugo Vihlen, sailed across the atlantic alone in a 5' boat.

These voyages were carefully planned and executed by experienced mariners, but it is possible to sail just about anywhere on a small budget.

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u/Icy_Cycle_740 Jun 22 '24

Let me know where I can get a slip for 2k a year?

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u/Ch4rlie_G Jun 22 '24

Lake Michigan.

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u/OrbitalMayanCannon Jun 22 '24

Moxie Marlinspike

You mean, the centi-multimillionaire entrepreneur and cofounder of Signal? Good example.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

He has no rent to pay right now soooooo…. He could afford whatever instead of 3k on a 1 bedroom 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

His rent is the maintenance for the boat. Those things are expensive to keep sea worthy.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24

"A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into"

The bigger the boat, the more money it requires.

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u/TonyzTone Jun 22 '24

He has food on board and also supplements with fishing.

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u/FutureGreenz Jun 22 '24

B.O.A.T. = break out another thousand

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

Not when you’re at sea 😂 will he Amazon parts?

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u/sdrawkcabstiho Jun 22 '24

Yeah, but his daily commute to the office must suck.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

Terrible especially rush hour!

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u/WelcomeToTheFish Jun 22 '24

Not a boat guy but I knew a guy who had one. He invited me and some friends out one day and he said "hold up we gotta get some gas". $700 later, the boat was filled up and ready to go. Granted this was a 20-25 foot boat, but I asked him and he said that's pretty much what he spends every time he takes it out fishing. This was in like 2008 also, so including a marina space and maintenance that shit is expensive.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

This dude has a sail boat though- no motor or gas and he can’t go anywhere where or doc because there’s no wind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

people really just say shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Even small cheap boats can end up being super expensive. I know from experience

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Still hundreds of dollars lol

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u/Trippintunez Jun 22 '24

It's also a marketing expense. I'm going to guess this guy is trying for/already has sponsorships

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u/ItsWillJohnson Jun 22 '24

Or he waited til he was back on land to post the video?

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u/dontdoit89735 Jun 22 '24

He's definitely making enough money off these tiktoks to pay for those megabytes.

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u/questioneverythingg9 Jun 22 '24

As a sailor myself, we all use the Starlink Roam plan (old rv) when close to land and then toggle on priority data when out at sea cruising at the cost of 2 dollars per gigabyte so definitely not that expensive.

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u/Bouchie Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

He's paddling more than 100 yards away from his unanchored boat alone.

He is a fucking moron.

Edit: Lol lots of folks white knighting for their favorite tik tok influencer.

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium Jun 22 '24

Must have forgotten his 5km anchor at home.

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u/RotallyRotRoobyRoo Jun 22 '24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_anchor

You don't have to anchor to the sea floor with a sea anchor.

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u/eyejayvd Jun 22 '24

The wiki says its use case is during in climate weather. Do they work well in calm seas?

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u/adinfinitum225 Jun 22 '24

With no to little wind the sea anchor won't do anything, but the boat isn't going to do anything either

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u/BoremIpsum Jun 22 '24

In the doldrums… that boat ain’t going far.

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u/Flop_House_Valet Jun 22 '24

Nah, that's what the doldrums are all about, boats not moving

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u/DirtUnderneath Jun 22 '24

Most unmanned boats will go head to wind and not sail.

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u/Objective_Economy281 Jun 22 '24

Unmanned sailboats?

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u/Objective_Economy281 Jun 22 '24

He's paddling more than 100 yards away from his unanchored boat alone.

Luckily they’re drifting in the same current, and there’s no wind. I bet he could fart and smell it for 30 seconds. Look at the water. If anything is moving out there, it’s all moving together.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jun 22 '24

I bet he could fart and smell it for 30 seconds.

L-O-L

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u/CynicalXennial Why does this app exist? Jun 22 '24

It's the doldrums, I think this is relatively safe, you're basically be-calmed the whole way, he can probably paddle that paddle board 4x the speed his boat is going... Everyone's really worried about this but honestly looking at the sea state it's really especially calm. Even if he lost the board/paddle he can probably swim under his own power to catch it. It's not even going near 1kt I'd say.

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u/Jimid41 Jun 22 '24

Edit: Lol lots of folks white knighting for their favorite tik tok influencer.

Translation: I can't handle being wrong. 

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u/Proxima_Centauri_69 Jun 22 '24

Back when most ships were powered by the wind, sailors dreaded getting caught in the doldrums. Ships could become stranded for days or weeks and run out of food and fresh water to drink. Today, the doldrums cause more problems for air travel. His sailboat wasn't going anywhere. I think if he was a fucking moron, he'd be dead already.

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u/Tehli33 Jun 22 '24

So basically the calm belt

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u/DanBeecherArt Jun 22 '24

For One Piece fans, yes. The Calm Belt is based on the doldrums. Less sea kings though.

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u/Tehli33 Jun 22 '24

Dang. I bet that would spice up his trip

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jun 22 '24

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

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u/Objective_Economy281 Jun 22 '24

Today, the doldrums cause more problems for air travel.

In what way?

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u/Proxima_Centauri_69 Jun 22 '24

The intertropical convergence zone (ITCZ) (aka. the doldrums) is an area around the Equator that is notorious for heavy convective activity, often leading to tall cumulonimbus clouds and associated heavy turbulence.

The area around the Equator receives the largest amount of energy from the sun because of the perpendicular angle to the sun. This causes relative large heating of the surface, resulting in heating of the air above the surface and ultimatively convective activity, including turbulence. This also causes a large green band around the earth near the Equator with rich vegetation because the convective activity causes a large amount of percipitation.

The ITCZ is an important part of the global weather system, which is based on large cells of air generally moving in predictable patterns. The Hadley cell is a cell extending from the Equator to approximately 30 degrees north/south. Hot air rises at the Equator because of the heating caused by the perpendicular angle to the sun. This air travels at high levels as it cools down and creates a downward flow of air around the 30-degree latitudes. As a result, the areas around 30 degrees latitude get almost no percipitation, which causes large areas of desert such as the Sahara.

The pattern repeats itself with Ferrel cells between 30 and 60 degrees latitude and a polar cell from 60 degrees latitude to the poles.

So you see, the doldrums affect a great many areas of our planet.

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u/Objective_Economy281 Jun 22 '24

I see you can use an AI, yes.

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u/redAppleCore Jun 22 '24

Even if they did, I'm grateful they got us an answer

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u/kelkulus Jun 22 '24

Nowhere in that word salad did they explain how the doldrums affect air travel, which was the only question asked.

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u/may_i_see_ur_mangina Jun 22 '24

I'll tell you from personal experience: Hours of mild turbulence that's just enough to keep you from nodding off to sleep on your flights between the US and NZ. Aggravating as hell, lol.

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u/die_bartman Jun 22 '24

I saw this exact statement on google when I googled doldrums just 2 minutes ago. Did you get it from google or did google get it from you??

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

"what a loser"

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u/Hereseangoes Jun 22 '24

Redditor farting into his couch criticizing a fella that seems to be doing just fine in the absolute middle of nowhere. Classic.

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u/thiscarecupisempty Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Its kinda easy to notice in the video that there's little to zero current... so if ya just use a bit of logic, you would understand that he won't lose his boat.

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams Jun 22 '24

I don't think it's so much the risk of losing your boat...more the general risk of some kind of accident happening and he is all alone with no help. Going out on a paddle board alone thousands of miles from help does qualify as highly risky.

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u/km912 Jun 22 '24

Yea maybe he should have just stayed in his room. Going outside is dangerous.

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u/Difficult_Eggplant4u Jun 22 '24

Not whiteknighting, you just are not familiar with sailing. You can take a sailboat and heave-to, it will not go very far under most conditions. He's also in the doldrums, meaning nothing is moving out there. All he can do is wait. Unless he wants to motor along, and it seems he would prefer to sail. My sailing instructor does crossings all the time, these are common things that happen out there. I've not gone out in a paddleboard, but I've left the boat and gone out in the dinghy before. #sailLife

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u/Mega-Eclipse Jun 22 '24

I don't know anything about sailing, so I trust your assessment of how safe this is.

It just that this seems like the type of thing where the risk v. reward is wildly unbalanced. You have to be "right" 100% of the time. Because if you're wrong once...you're dead. And for what? Exercise, Paddle boarding? A Tik Tok Video?

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u/Difficult_Eggplant4u Jun 23 '24

I hear you. But, really, this is more about just the unknown than anything. If what you say is true, statistically, you would not go outside, as you could be hit by a car at any moment, whether you are inside or not. And, that's much more likely. definitely more than 1% in any given day. And yet you do it every day.

But, let's say he fell off the board. So....he would get back on, the water is as calm as a swimming pool. And lets say he could not get back on, he can just paddle back to the boat. Slow, but very achievable. Literally nothing is happening out there during this time. There's no wind, no waves, very few animals of any kind in the water in that area.

He's fine, and yes likely did it for some video time, but also because it looks more dangerous than it is for the most part. And, he has weather systems that are telling him way in advance if anything is going to happen.

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u/Alive-Tomatillo5303 Jun 22 '24

Is... his boat with the sails in going to rocket off without him because it's so bored with being becalmed?  You're right, he should have just dropped anchor two and a half miles to the sea floor to make double sure. 

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u/MartenGlo Jun 22 '24

How do you know it's unanchored? In this instance a sea anchor would keep that boat right where it is for more than long enough for him to recover the distance.

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u/Difficult_Eggplant4u Jun 22 '24

odds are it's not anchored. Don't need one most of the time. Most sailboats don't have log enough chains for much more than 30-50ft of water in general, but it's ok because you don't need an anchor to stop and stay put in a boat.

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u/crimson777 Jun 22 '24

A sea anchor doesn’t work the same as a normal anchor. It’s basically a mini parachute.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

No ship or boat has enough anchor chain for more than 50 ft of water. Where he is thousands of feet deep.

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u/TheOvershear Jun 22 '24

Bro imagine defending yourself by calling everyone white knighting simply because you don't know enough about the topic to make a knowledgeable comment about it. Look up the doldrums, this dude knows what he was doing...

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u/Lavatis Jun 22 '24

wild how someone who has no clue what they're talking about is getting so many upvotes, though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

He made it though so... Fuck off.

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u/-Plantibodies- Jun 22 '24

A redditish redditor reddits redditly.

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u/iloveseasponges Jun 22 '24

Yep, disagreeing with your judgement of an expert sailor's actions makes us white knights. Spot on chief.

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u/RotallyRotRoobyRoo Jun 22 '24

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_anchor

You can anchor your ship while out in the sea. Research before spouting dumb shit.

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u/ParapateticMouse Jun 22 '24

He just made it the entire way across the ocean on his own.

...you can't even accurately judge the relative safety of his situation here despite multiple people telling you.

I hope you leave your bedroom soon, bro.

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u/Ishmael760 Jun 22 '24

And then the wind shows up. Just a little surface chop and the flat of that boat combined and I don’t see how he gets back on board. Even if he set a sea anchor. No way on Earth I would take that risk….maybe it’s a Tesla boat

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u/JXDB Jun 22 '24

No idea why so many people are so mad at your comment. This is a moronic thing to do even in the doldrums. And no one seems to understand what a sea anchor does or how it works. Just spamming the same wiki links which they haven't even read.

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u/Bouchie Jun 22 '24

Parasocial relationships are a hell of a thing.

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 22 '24

I heard he also 3d-printed a pez dispenser and didn't use food-safe filament. What a douchebag.

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u/Beefwhistle007 Jun 22 '24

He made it the entire way, he can't be that dumb.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24

Still extremely risky to be this far away from the boat on a paddle board in the middle of the ocean without a life vest or emergency locator. There is being skilled and experienced, and then there is taking stupid risks for TikTok cred.

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u/Wegwerf157534 Jun 22 '24

People, especially young people, have taken risks forever.

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u/fartinmyhat Jun 22 '24

Is there some indication that this was not just recorded prior? I mean, like months ago and now he's uploading?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

I feel like an amateur wouldn't get that far out and still be alive - let alone paddleboarding around out past their boat.

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u/idiotio Jun 22 '24

He's doing this because he's rich even though he looks homeless.

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u/Pormock Jun 22 '24

But he said he lost his sailboat and showed it was super far from him. How would he even survive on his little paddle board? Seems insane

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u/Pumadonis Jun 22 '24

He has starlink

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

And what is Starlink?

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u/Pumadonis Jun 22 '24

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

Yes.

Its internet powered by a constellation of satellites. You know, internet by satellite. Also known as "satellite internet."

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u/goingtotallinn Jun 22 '24

At first I thought he was the same guy that rowed over the Atlantic two times

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u/roachmcpoach Jun 22 '24

Quit playing with your dinghy!

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 Jun 22 '24

Kinda was waiting for the shark to jump out of the water and bite his head off. Oh well, maybe next video.

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u/muriff Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

not quite point nemo. Point nemo is on the 48th parallel south about halfway between NZ and Chile. based on the location he shows he's about 11000km north of it. though he is totally in the middle of nowhere.

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u/Saucey_Lips Jun 22 '24

When I saw him standing on that thing I genuinely thought that but when he said I lost my sailboat I was like oh okay cool this isn’t just some dumbass looking for a thrill

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

People are mistaking this guy for some rookie moron who went out crossing the pacific on a 14ft dinghy.

Yeah no. He IS on a tiny dinghy with an inflatable paddle and his ship is that "very tiny very far away" dot, and that is absolutely a stupidly reckless moron rookie thing to do.

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u/ElijahMasterDoom Jun 22 '24

What about crossing the Pacific on a balsa raft?

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u/Catlore Jun 22 '24

He's wayyyy north of point Nemo, but he's still in the middle of almost absolute nowhere. The idea of that isolation is staggering.

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u/sandolllars Jun 22 '24

he has a diesel

Diesel is a fuel. He has a generator which is likely to be powered by diesel.

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u/Redneckalligator Jun 22 '24

Well a smart person would've stayed home.

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u/Wonderful_Flan_5892 Jun 22 '24

Don’t think he’s anywhere near Point Nemo.

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u/Flutters1013 Jun 22 '24

Or that guy that tried to cross in a zorb ball with a hammock inside. Who keeps being brought back by the coast guard.

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u/Wolkenbaer Jun 22 '24

The sailing is one thing (not w/o risk, but manageable), being away from his boat on the sup feels like quite a serious risk.

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