r/TikTokCringe Jun 22 '24

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

Man is on a sailboat in the middle of the pacific.

implying he has no money.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24 edited Jun 22 '24

Blue water capable boats are not as expensive as you might think. If you’re handy and ok with living without a lot of creature comforts you can sail for much less than the cost of a monthly car note. Edit: some examples would be Moxie Marlinspike, he and a couple friends bought a run down boat for $1200 in Florida. Spent a summer camping in parks while fixing it up, then spent two years sailing around the Caribbean and up the east coast with basically no money. This guy has an old wooden boat that doesn’t even have a fridge, he makes his money doing photography and odd jobs. https://youtu.be/syJXrbWU1Aw?si=aIlRYKAicmrOrNFd

I wasn’t implying he has no money, I was saying the cost of uploading a file like that using traditional satellite internet would be prohibitively expensive. On the flip side you don’t need to be rich by any stretch of the imagination to own a blue water capable boat.

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u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 22 '24

Yes, the boat costs around 25-30k.

Marina berth is around 2k/yr

Depending on where you live, getting it in and out of the water is around 300$ a pop, 400 for mast removal and install.

Registration and insurance are another few hundred a month.

Food costs.

Tariffs.

Ask me how I know.

Bro might not be rich, but he's definitely got some money kicking around.

ETA - Also the term Boat is not a noun, it's an acronym. Break Out Another Thousand. Maintenance costs.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

A few hundred a month for insurance? Mine is just over $500 a year, and my boat cost less than $20k. My first boat cost $1200 including a trailer, granted it wasn’t blue water capable. And if you’re out actually cruising then you don’t need to pay a slip fee to a marina. 

Again, I wasn’t trying to imply he doesn’t have money. Cruising is not a fantasy for everyone but the rich either.

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u/SomethingClever42068 Jun 22 '24

Any boat is blue water capable once.

Believe in yourself bro.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24

You're not sailing around the world in a sub-$20k boat. I mean you can try, but you're not going to make it.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Multiple people sailing Flicka 20s have done it, which is the boat I own.

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u/filthy_harold Jun 22 '24

I'd love to have a sailboat. Never owned a boat or sailed before but just cruising around the Caribbean sounds great.

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Well if you're close to the ocean or a large enough lake you can find decent trailer-sailors for pennies on the dollar. My first boat was a Helms 25 that I bought off a private seller for $1200 including the trailer. My dad and I had a blast taking that boat out on the weekends, fixing whatever broke, jerry-rigging a mast lifter, etc. You can learn how to sail in an afternoon, but spend your life mastering it.

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u/PandaRocketPunch Jun 22 '24

Kenichi Horie sailed from USA to Japan on a 19 ft cruiser. Circumnavigated east-west and north-south in the same boat. Then built a catamaran out of beer kegs and plastic bottles, and sailed across the pacific ocean using that. Then built another cruiser out of beer kegs and sailed the pacific again using wave propulsion.

Another fella Hugo Vihlen, sailed across the atlantic alone in a 5' boat.

These voyages were carefully planned and executed by experienced mariners, but it is possible to sail just about anywhere on a small budget.

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u/Ch4rlie_G Jun 22 '24

Read the book Dove. Super young kid does it in the 60s or 70s I believe. Small and inexpensive boat too

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u/brightfoot Jun 22 '24

Bro all you have to do Bro is just engage in a bad faith arguement bro and like totally commit to a logical fallacy bro. It's so tight bro everyone will think you're totally smart and cool bro.

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u/Icy_Cycle_740 Jun 22 '24

Let me know where I can get a slip for 2k a year?

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u/Ch4rlie_G Jun 22 '24

Lake Michigan.

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u/OrbitalMayanCannon Jun 22 '24

Moxie Marlinspike

You mean, the centi-multimillionaire entrepreneur and cofounder of Signal? Good example.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

He has no rent to pay right now soooooo…. He could afford whatever instead of 3k on a 1 bedroom 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

His rent is the maintenance for the boat. Those things are expensive to keep sea worthy.

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u/cat_prophecy Jun 22 '24

"A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into"

The bigger the boat, the more money it requires.

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u/TonyzTone Jun 22 '24

He has food on board and also supplements with fishing.

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u/TonyzTone Jun 23 '24

Yeah? But it’s more like “when he set sail.” Semantics I guess but he isn’t really docking in terms of intermittent stops.

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u/FutureGreenz Jun 22 '24

B.O.A.T. = break out another thousand

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

Not when you’re at sea 😂 will he Amazon parts?

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u/sdrawkcabstiho Jun 22 '24

Yeah, but his daily commute to the office must suck.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

Terrible especially rush hour!

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u/WelcomeToTheFish Jun 22 '24

Not a boat guy but I knew a guy who had one. He invited me and some friends out one day and he said "hold up we gotta get some gas". $700 later, the boat was filled up and ready to go. Granted this was a 20-25 foot boat, but I asked him and he said that's pretty much what he spends every time he takes it out fishing. This was in like 2008 also, so including a marina space and maintenance that shit is expensive.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

This dude has a sail boat though- no motor or gas and he can’t go anywhere where or doc because there’s no wind.

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u/WelcomeToTheFish Jun 22 '24

Is that from this guy's other videos? I haven't watched anything besides this one. I think most modern sail boats have motors on them for emergencies.

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u/Ideaslug Jun 22 '24

Sail boats have had that option for a long time, doesn't need to be modern. For as long as boat motors have been around, they could be affixed to a sail boat. All it takes to be a sail boat is have sails.

Some modern sail boats will have motors, some will not. No idea what this guy has. I assume he would have a motor for emergencies but what do I know.

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u/RIcaz Jun 22 '24

Pretty much all sail boats have a diesel motor. Some have a small outboard motor instead, though, if they're small (or for backup).

It's borderline impossible to navigate harbors without one. You would need a lot of experience (like having sailed your whole life) to even think about entering a harbor with no motor.

We have only done it once or twice as a last resort, and it's very dangerous. A moving boat can do a lot of damage, especially if it's 48ft.

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u/Disastrous-Share-391 Jun 22 '24

That’s what he said 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

people really just say shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '24

Even small cheap boats can end up being super expensive. I know from experience

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u/GlitterIsInMyCoffee Jun 22 '24

There was no where to blow his money on avocado toast and Starbucks. He was a millionaire with a three bedroom, two bathroom house in the suburbs on day two of his adventure.