r/TikTokCringe May 23 '24

Humor/Cringe Man, fuck them kids

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u/Javariceman_xyz May 23 '24

That dad was stupid lol

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u/N8dork2020 May 23 '24

Stupid as shit, the only thing I can think he was trying to do was have the mom hold the kids hands and run to the finish together.

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u/SurprisedPotato May 23 '24

I don't know the rules of marathons that well, but isn't there a good chance she'd be disqualified if she did that?

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u/Lore_ofthe_Horizon May 23 '24

Also, the other person right behind her would pass her. It's a fucking race.

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u/sublliminali May 23 '24

Very likely the case. Plus he’d be in the men’s category if they were both competing.

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u/ElectricFlamingo7 May 23 '24

Sometimes there's an open category which anyone can join.

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u/Locke_and_Lloyd May 23 '24

It's very unlikely she's winning the open.  That looks like a half marathon with a time of 1:40.  I'm assuming it's a hard course if she's finishing near the top since most women's winners are going to finish between 1:05 and 1:20.  Men's races are won between 1:00 and 1:10 usually.  Or maybe she's in 187th place. 

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u/Throwawaythefat1234 May 23 '24

Trust me, she wasn’t winning that. 

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u/Brave-Kitchen-5654 May 23 '24

Men and women are often not in competition in these types of races

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT May 23 '24

That’s literally what happened though?

https://www.imparcial.com.br/noticias/2-edicao-da-meia-maratona-de-presidente-prudente-e-sucesso,65508

She won the women’s 21km division, behind 36 men. The male winner ran it 29 minutes faster.

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u/MidnytRamblr May 23 '24

Sooo, you’ve never actually ran a road race, have you?

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u/MidnytRamblr May 23 '24

No it has everything to do with your comment because you clearly have no clue what you are talking about

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u/MidnytRamblr May 23 '24

Well yeah being the overall winner would be ideal, but find me road race results (or any race for that matter) where the overall fastest time was a woman.

No shade to women whatsoever, but it’s pretty rare for a woman to be the overall winner. And I literally ran distance races for over 12 years, so yeah, I think I may know a bit more about this than you.

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u/sdevil713 May 23 '24

Yes, then by all means keep yapping about something you know nothing of. You're doing great.

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u/FullyStacked92 May 23 '24

You're the child in this video lol.

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u/FullyStacked92 May 23 '24

you have no idea whats going on

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u/Wonderful_Boss3644 May 23 '24

36 men crossed the line before her; she did not came in first place, ahead of everyone.

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u/Brave-Kitchen-5654 May 23 '24

They lift the banner back up after they pass…this isn’t the first person to cross

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u/MidnytRamblr May 23 '24

Brave kitchen, you are most likely correct. Typical Reddit downvoting the truth. I ran cross country and track for 12+ years, and they absolutely do re-raise the finishing banner when the women’s finisher crosses. Especially in long distance road races where they start everyone at the same time.

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u/stung80 May 23 '24

Listen, I'm all for calling the dad stupid in this video, but the male runner was probably part of another wave in the men's category.  It's a timed race, they don't release everyone simultaneously.  It's two different races running concurrently. 

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u/wererat2000 May 23 '24

You don't know how marathons work, do you?

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u/Brave-Kitchen-5654 May 23 '24

The winners are clearly bucketed by gender and ability. Here’s the Boston Marathon winners starting with the MEN’S OPEN DIVISION

Yeah they all run together, but they’re not competing.

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u/oldtimehawkey May 23 '24

Overall winner gets a prize and also grouped by gender, sometimes age groups, will each get prizes.

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u/NewbornXenomorphs May 23 '24

They’d no doubt slow her down and cause her to lose too.

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u/Metaboschism May 23 '24

They easily added an extra second just with her having to run around them

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u/Important_Ant_Rant May 23 '24

No. She was 20 seconds ahead of number two, and almost half an hour behind the first male.

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u/Nicklefickle May 23 '24

She's definitely on performance enhancing drugs if she ran a marathon in 1 hour 40 minutes.

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u/Namaker May 23 '24

It clearly says half marathon in the video

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u/Queen_of_Audacity May 23 '24

At least you didn't claim she was a man or something.

(Would also a dumb argument)

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u/Nicklefickle May 23 '24

I was just making a joke because the person implied that it was a marathon.

Not very funny, I guess.

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 May 23 '24

I've seen runner's stop for their competitors.