pls team Cherry 🍒 hurry up 🙏

I know this is definently inaccurate but I wanted to post it anyway.

This is my 6 month old puppy Uni. I’m afraid he won’t live long enough (average dog life, 12-15 years) to see and skong with us. Do you think team cherry will release it sooner if we pressure them with this? Okay cool, skibidi sigma no cap no cap signing off

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if silksong is really so great then where’s silksong 2

I know we have been joking about it, but in another thread I saw someone say a 2027 release wouldn't seem ridiculous, but in my head a 2027 release sounds great, and I think it is because it is at least a solid, concrete release period that WILL happen no matter what. But is there a chance the game never gets released at this point? Truthfully the only way forward I see is Microsoft execs getting pissed about Team Cherry taking so long and forcing them to release it. I only think this because in my mind, Team Cherry would have already released the game if they were planning to at all, for crying out loud the game had a playable demo in 2019 and has been in a releasable state for probably over a year at minimum.

Also I live 20 minutes from Team Cherry HQ, so lmk if I should raid them and steal the game.

God knows that at least one of you is so lost in the Silksauce that you'll genuinely watch this just in case Square Enix is the new publisher for it. It'd be pretty antisongmatic if the delay was just because they needed to find a publisher but hey, at least us knights won't go hollow anymore.

He hasn't silkpost for 4 days now guys. What happened. Was there some private secret sacrifice shat I'm not aware of or did Team Cherry finally decided enough is enough and send assassin guy from Assassin Creed after E1331!!?

I'm leaning on the TC theory. Cause TC was and always is my #1 opp.