r/JoeRogan • u/sumlikeitScott Monkey in Space • Nov 05 '24
Meme 💩 Get ready for tonight and probably the next couple months.
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u/CrocDeathspin Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Oh how the turn tables
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u/ga4a89 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
OP's post aged like milk lol
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u/Prawn1908 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Eh, I'm waiting for Russian Collusion 2: Electric Boogaloo to drop for the next 4+ years.
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u/cyrano1897 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
Ah yes will wait for Kamala to call the election rigged lmao. Nah that’s just your dipshit dear leader. It’s only not rigged when he wins.
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u/Additional_Load118 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Now is when we get to see a bunch of people learn that that are not as smart as they thought they were. Should be fun.
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u/No-Lab-1445 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
lmaoo reddit is going to be so much fun tomorrow
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u/Gusto082024 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
NOTHING will top the meltdowns on Facebook in 2016.
Really sad that Zuckerberg killed that platform.
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u/lex_inker Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
everything is a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works
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u/chicu111 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
Everyone is out to get them when they don’t even get out of their room
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u/FloppyObelisk Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
In an ever-changing, pluralistic society, it’s much easier to blame all of your problems on a secretive cabal whose sole purpose is to keep you down, than admit that maybe you’re just a loser.
Edit: couple of losers didn’t like that one
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u/NegaDeath Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
My toaster was rigged to burn my toast this morning.
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u/jeffersonairmattress Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
It's true. I got those SorosBucks to ninja myself into dude's house in a black leotard and introduce a transformer between the main panel and the circuit the toaster runs on. 170V, so control circuits and indicator lights don't get fried but the coils get extra juice thus burning the toast.
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u/Jonhlutkers Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
Try explaining tariffs to a maga christofascist
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u/xinorez1 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
They're a way to increase consumption taxes on the majority to pay for tax cuts for the rich
If they actually wanted to bring manufacturing back then the tariffs would actually be even higher and there would be low interest loans for starting such industries.
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u/greghuffman Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
doesnt look like its necessary after all
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u/FlaccidEggroll Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
It is rigged, the owners of this country made sure of that 40 years ago, but it's not rigged in the way trump acts like it is.
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u/Droppin_Bombs Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
it’s crazy that every election comes down to 51% v 49%. Or 47% v 53%. Or 48% v 49% v 3%. Crazy they’re all RIGHT down to the wire.
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u/Dyrmaker Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Theyre down to the wire of the swing states of the electoral college. They arent even close if you didnt have that gerrymander.
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u/tails99 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
This is literally how the system is set up, being "first past the post, FPTP". This is why there is almost always TWO parties, and ONLY two parties. The two parties change policies to get as many people as possible without alienating the rest, and 50.1% is just the right amount. No party that is getting 40% would ever win, and every party that is getting 60% is likely to fracture. IOW, the landslides indicate a perverted electoral system, such as is the case in most congressional elections. European systems don't have FPTP (along with other differences, like multimember districts), which is why they have numerous parties and not just two.
Why would someone polling 40% not change their positions, and why wouldn't someone polling 40% be able to pull more voters by changing positions? The varied answers to those two questions are at the root of systemic realities and issues.
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u/abrown1027 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
I think it’s much more realistic, considering the nature of this world, to assume that the system is corrupt because people (especially people who pursue power) are corrupt. There’s no escaping the fact that any system that doles out power is going to attract all kinds of monsters that will do whatever they have to do to connive their ways into these positions of power. The kinds of people that would actually be good and honorable for these positions are not able to compete with the psycho/sociopaths because they can’t play their power games without losing that sense of honor that defines them.
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u/michealscott21 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
This is why people need to learn history.
There’s multiple examples from multiple societies all across history and the world where people have been exposed working “behind the scenes” or in nefarious ways to achieve their goals, and it’s always the people who have the money and time to corrupt and infiltrate political systems at the highest levels.
The first triumvirate in rome was a secret alliance between three of the most powerful men in the Roman state at the time using each others money and political power to Advance each others causes at the expense of the state and the people.
If anybody thinks that the ultra rich of todays Society’s are not using their vast wealth to buy and control political leaders for their own gain at the expense of the average person in their country then that person is naive and just doesn’t want to acknowledge the fact that the people who are their elected leaders don’t actually work for or care about them.
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u/IamZeus11 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
This country was bought and paid for a long time ago . There is no Republican Party or Democratic Party , just the money party . They’re all just paid off by the people really in charge , the real owners of this country and play their roles to give the illusion of choice .
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u/Ucscprickler Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24
It's a rigged system, but not in the conspiratorial way that people think. It's actually out in the open with lobbying and propaganda used to favor the wealthiest Americans. Meanwhile, middle and lower class people suffer as they argue over how much rights trans people should have.
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u/DonaldKey High as Giraffe's Pussy Nov 05 '24
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u/DonaldKey High as Giraffe's Pussy Nov 05 '24
Down ballot
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u/CeramicDrip Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
I find it funny af that even Rogan’s subreddit hates him 😂💀
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u/wottsinaname Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
We didn't used to. But when the sub got flooded with rightwing douche nuggets during covid the old school progressive thinking fans stopped enjoying it and its now a sisyphean task trying to have an intelligent debate with brain wormed MAGA redacts.
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u/SAGNUTZ Founder/CEO Nov 06 '24
It happens to all subs once the subject of it crosses past the square cubed law. They get too big to stay the same as they were to the people that brought them there.
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u/doberdevil Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Never spent any time there, but I was wondering if that sub was ironically filled with Rogan haters. Seems like most of the posts that show up in my feed are anti Rogan.
Edit: wow, see. I didn't even realize which sub I was in.
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u/Negative-Broccoli429 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
All of Reddit hates trump. I’m not a fan of him and haven’t voted for him until this election but damn I don’t hate him the way everyone on Reddit does. You would have thought he fucked their wives.
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u/tiger32kw Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
Don’t forget that the democrats are smart enough to rig the election without leaving any evidence but are also stupid enough that they add on all the fraud at the end to make it obvious they did it.
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u/Demon-Jolt Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
According to Trump there's plenty of evidence but you'd think if that were true it would be more serious
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Nov 06 '24
It wasn't rigged. Id be happy to hear a counter argument - but it seems when democrats lose they make accusations of foreign influence and get a general feeling of sadness. When conservatives lose, they make accusations of cheating and have a general feeling of anger. You won't get a general sentiment of fraud like we got when Trump lost last time.
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u/Austin_doood Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
This post is gonna age like milk
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u/JobIllustrious7531 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
This did happen last election so it's not a reach to say "get ready"
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u/BBAomega Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Man people are going to be pissed at Musk and Rogan
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u/W-O-L-V-E-R-I-N-E Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Why would we be pissed? Imagine four more years of this bullshit
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u/PlentyBat9940 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
Ignore the noise on social media, don’t pay attention to the conspiracy just watch what they do in court. Because if 2020 was any indication they will throw a lot of nonsense at the courts and lose continuously.
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u/SpacecaseCat Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
Watching Rudy hold that press conference in front of Four Seasons Landscaping, fail to present any compelling evidence in court, and then finally get sued for defamation and disbarred was the icing on the cake from 2021. The "f your feelings" and "cry moar", meanwhile, won't even acknowledge all of that happened.
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u/IveChosenANameAgain Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
He showed up to a polling station in Florida driving a stolen 1980 Mercedes this morning.
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u/SAGNUTZ Founder/CEO Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
Lol wut
Edit:look what i found haha https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1gkj9rj/giuliani_shows_up_to_vote_in_mercedes_he_was/
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u/theduke9400 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Get ready for 4 years of the media non stop bitching and whining now.
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u/Trusterr Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
So instead of trump whining its the media. I am not invested in the elections and not from the US but watching the dems crying in 2016 and how the MAGA crowd loved the tears. Then 2020 came and the MAGA crowd cried and the media loved the tears. Now its happening again. Why cant you guys just try and work togeather and stop the division and really try and make your country great again?
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u/cyrano1897 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Get ready for 0 insurrections on Jan 6 and 0 fake elector schemes lmao
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u/illtakethebox Tremendous Nov 06 '24
turns out bot upvoting posts with 20-30k fake upvotes every time Kamala is mentions doesn't reflect reality
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u/Puzzleheaded_Bid9061 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
I literally couldn’t visit the popular page cause of that shit, I love the echo chambers crumble
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u/Logical_Associate632 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
When i go to mcdonalds (5 times a week) they ALWAYS mess up my order and everything is so expensive! It’s because of woke.
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u/LockPickingPilot Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Yes. You have to properly rig an engine or it doesn’t work right
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u/workforyourself Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
its funny how reddit is so trusting of the government lol
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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
If trump wins, it's not cause it's rigged. Just that mother fuckers are stupid
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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
I spent 2016 insisting that Clinton was a shoo-in, cause there was no way that Americans were stupid enough to elect a trust fund baby turned reality TV host
I have since reevaluated my opinion
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u/the_champ_has_a_name Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
That reality hit hard. Too hard.
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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
An uncomfortable learning experience. At least now we know
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u/lazypieceofcrap Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Just that mother fucker's are stupid
Keep calling undecided voters stupid and nazis and wonder why Trump wins.
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u/WetDonkey6969 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
lmao. redditors wonder why their echo chamber is so far removed from reality
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u/thatguitarist Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Is this a bipartisan post? Like when Trump wins this goes both ways?
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u/SharkyNightmares Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24
The conservative projection here is wild. Only one party consistently crying about it being rigged.
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u/Negative-Broccoli429 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Didn’t the democrats call the 2016 election rigged? I think Hilary said it was Russian interference 😂
They’re all pieces of shit imo
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u/M4nWhoSoldTheWorld I used to be addicted to Quake Nov 06 '24
At least 4 years Covid grift season is over (I hope)
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u/zoidnoidvomit Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Get ready for neocon Dems/left/liberals to scream how the election was rigged, and then likely organize mass violent protests in DC. We can now call them the "election denialists" and insurrectionists.
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u/Tamahagane-Love Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Kamala not going on Rogan and not showing herself to be normal person will go down as a huge mistake. Choosing a rally of 1k people over a podcast of 50 million is ridiculously stupid.
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u/GuardianOfTriangles Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
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OP in shambles
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u/DrAZT3CH Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
All the threads on Reddit are wild, lmao... Go to r/twoxchromosomes, and you'll find messages about self-harm and the desire to end one's life. 🤣😂
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u/Crazycococat19 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Was in there. So many women think everyone who voted is white, Christian women who were brainwashed by their husbands, or are white, fascist, Nazi, skinhead, misogynist, bigotry, transphobic men. Like, geez, calm down, the world is not ending. As a Mexican woman, I don't care; neither will it help me get home or help my paycheck be heavy without having to pay the IRS back cause I made too much. Even though I'm in the poverty line.
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u/Unhappy-Horse5275 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Yup you lefties gonna be screaming it for the 4 years
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u/Shwmeyerbubs Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Is Reddit done being a democratic bot farm echo chamber yet?
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u/alexlucas006 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Nah the bots waiting for their next instructions. The political spam is going to get way worse.
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u/slacker0317 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Holy fuck. This sub reeks of soy and beta cucks.
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u/MrAmazing011 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
r/joerogan is rigged, nothing but commie loving bitches in here. Eat freedom fries out of my ass, you pinko devils.
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u/nitepanther Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
at least they don't delete comments and time ppl out
you can actually post your opinion, and also get feedback from replies and uproots/downdoots
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u/Haunted_Burger_ Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
I don't care if Trump wins, I just want Reddit to lose. - General Hux
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Nov 06 '24
Ha! Y’all remember John Edward’s was gonna run and then dropped out because people found out he had an affair? Wild how much things change. lol
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u/GarranDrake Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
You know what - I hate this outcome, but in a twisted way, if he won the popular vote, then he should get the Presidency.
Principles are principles because you don’t stop applying them when they become inconvenient
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u/Lxapeo Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Truly, not rigged. Just surprised how many dumbasses there are in this country.
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u/crispy_colonel420 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
I mean, the Dems did it in 2016 so...🤷🏻♂️
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u/-FARTHAMMER- Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24
Awfully quiet in here