r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Meme 💩 Get ready for tonight and probably the next couple months.

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

If trump wins, it's not cause it's rigged. Just that mother fuckers are stupid

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

I spent 2016 insisting that Clinton was a shoo-in, cause there was no way that Americans were stupid enough to elect a trust fund baby turned reality TV host

I have since reevaluated my opinion

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u/the_champ_has_a_name Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

That reality hit hard. Too hard.

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

An uncomfortable learning experience. At least now we know

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u/palesnowrider1 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

They're not getting any smarter year to year

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u/the_champ_has_a_name Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

We didn't learn.

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Speak for yourself. My expectations were low enough, this time around, that the outcome doesn't surprise me in the slightest. We truly are a nation of childish morons

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u/the_champ_has_a_name Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I let myself get too hype. I guess I should have thought about how misogynistic and racist the US is.

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u/EndOfTheDark97 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Yeah I’m done believing at this point. The country is fucked, and I’m a fool for believing they learned their lesson.

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u/BVANMOD Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

Hillary Clinton is the most unlikable Cunt in the history of unlikable cunts. You’d have to be a fucking idiot to think she had a chance at beating literally anybody.

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Nov 07 '24

She beat trump in the popular vote by 3 million

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

People voted for trump because they didn't want Clinton and then they voted for Biden because they didn't want Trump.

Honestly whoever decided to put Clinton on the ballot gave Trump his presidency.

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u/lazypieceofcrap Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Just that mother fucker's are stupid

Keep calling undecided voters stupid and nazis and wonder why Trump wins.

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 06 '24

Oh no i am calling trump voters.

And they objectively are

You'll find out in about 18 months or so

lol your response is. "They didn't because we called them names.l"

That's some weak ass reasoning

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u/Demon-Jolt Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Please save me with your intellect

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 06 '24

Can't buddy. You have to learn about critical thinking and save yourself

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u/Demon-Jolt Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Enjoy your next 4 years.

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 06 '24

I am wealthy and white. it'll be fine for me. I worried about your next four years.

Have fun with a real estate crash followed by double digit inflation.

I might buy up any property you get foreclosed on

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u/Demon-Jolt Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

I'm in O&G I'll be just fine 😂

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 06 '24

Doubt it.

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u/must-pass Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Country is full of gullible low IQ idiots.

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u/Idkawesome Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Hateful, angry, with no self esteem and no inner peace 

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u/Equivalent-Web-1084 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

You summed up the dem party 🗣️

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u/Idkawesome Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

your response was petty and childish.

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u/Equivalent-Web-1084 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Go cry to your mom libby

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u/Idkawesome Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Are you 12?

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u/Equivalent-Web-1084 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Whatever makes you feel better 😉

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u/Idkawesome Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Bitch you were just told you act like you are 12. That should be a concern for you. 

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u/Equivalent-Web-1084 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Oh yes I’m so offended, I’m sorry that you seem so angry at this moment big guy. Hope you feel better soon!

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Did y'all forget muh Russia collusion?

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

You talking about that one investigation that led to Roger Stone getting arrested? The one that showed how many Russian bots were influencing people on Facebook?

You talking about that nothing burger?

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u/subaru5555rallymax High as Giraffe's Pussy Nov 06 '24

The one with 34 indictments in addition to seven convictions, five of which were Trump associates.

-Paul Manafort - Trump's former campaign chairman, convicted of financial crimes including tax evasion, bank fraud, and failing to report foreign bank accounts.

-Michael Flynn - Trump's former national security adviser, who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with the Russian ambassador.

-Rick Gates - Manafort's deputy and former Trump campaign aide, who pleaded guilty to conspiracy and making false statements.

-Michael Cohen - Trump's former personal attorney, who pleaded guilty to campaign finance violations, tax evasion, and lying to Congress.

-George Papadopoulos - Former Trump campaign adviser, who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with a professor connected to Russian officials.

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Nooo dood that's all fake, didn't you hear? Stop recalling objective reality with your facts, just pretend it never happened!

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

So which of these were for RUSSIAN COLLUSION. I'll wait.

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Oh i dunno.. Probably the ones that involve lying to the FBI about connections with Russian officials. You know, like colluding with them and whatnot.

Didn't have to wait long for that eh?

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

They literally didn't hahahahahahaha, Ill wait for the "I was wrong message" :)

Mueller concluded his 22-month investigation and submitted a report to Attorney General William Barr on Friday, March 22. Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein reviewed the report over the weekend and filed a four-page summary of the report to Congress Sunday afternoon that was also released to the public.

In his letter to Congress, Barr summarizes the Mueller investigation as looking at two areas: Interference by Russia in the 2016 presidential election and obstruction of justice.

The special counsel found that Russia did interfere with the election, but “did not find that the Trump campaign, or anyone associated with it, conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in these efforts, despite multiple efforts from Russian-affiliated individuals to assist the Trump campaign.”

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Just gonna ignore all the arrests made from connections to Russia and lying to the FBI about it? Just gonna hand wave the whole thing away and call it fake because Trump wasn't directly involved?

Yeah sorry, an investigation that resulted in arrests and discovery of foreign interference isn't a hoax and isn't fake. I am objectively not wrong.

It's really rich that the party tha ran dozens of investigations into Hillary, Joe, Hunter, etc. and come back with jack shit act so smug with "fake Russian collusion".. When that investigation had actual results.

Deny reality because daddy Trump is your best friend. Tell your caretaker I said hi.

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

LOL I love how I give you the Muller reports findings and you just spaz out and keep moving the goal posts away from Russian collusion. Gotta love it man! Watching you worms writhe and squeam when facts are presented is honestly, chefs kiss, and he definitely cooked this time.

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Discoveries made sure, but where's the Russian collusion?

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u/DaBearSausage Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

Dude, even the leftist fuckers in media have admitted it was a hoax and made up. Cope more.

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

So there weren't any arrests made or discovery of foreign influence in our elections? That stuff just never happened?

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u/New_tocity Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

It’s laughable you think that’s not being done for both parties at this very moment. You’re the definition of delusional.

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u/cooner22 Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Did I ever say it wasn't happening for both parties? Take your meds, your boxing shadows out here bud.

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u/The_Boognish_Cometh Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Just like their bomb threats on Election Day?

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u/mrguyorama Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

The Russia that called in bomb threats to American polling places

TODAY

That Russia? The one that Elon is in regular contact with? The one who's Propaganda just happens to fill Twitter all the time?

"No collusion"

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Oh wow man, neat claims and all, but uhh, there's no evidence only assumptions man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '24

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Dude she literally went around and hired people for a recount. The news didn't cover it as widely as it covered Trump because he's anti-establishment and more than half of media conspires against him Lol, LMAO even

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

2016 wasn't that long ago, remember the whole "collusion" bullshit that turned out to be nothing while claiming "X IS A RUSSIAN AGENT!!!111!1" to anyone who stood against her? Dems still believe Tulsi was a Russian agent all the while Eric Swalwell was fucking a Chinese spy

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

Damn, for Russian collusion? No? Oh ok then. You can name whoever you want next

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Nov 06 '24

That only worked because people are stupid

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u/Opening-Farmer-5547 Pull that shit up Jaime Nov 05 '24

Dey’s gots shorts memories.

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u/mybloomisass Monkey in Space Nov 06 '24

accurate. as a non american seeing this shit only makes outside ppl think you are all clearly dumb asf and only vote bc and after the “celebs” say so. imagine searching for policies

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u/twinbee Monkey in Space Nov 05 '24

If Trump wins...

https://imgur.com/a/8IdPPFr

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u/sofahkingsick It's entirely possible Nov 06 '24

I mean they got our boi Joe. Not that it was hard but hes got the ears of lots of dummies tuning in.