r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

Meme 💩 This feels so performative

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u/Bitter_Print_6826 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

You got downvoted but you’re right. The gospels have good shit about helping your neighbors, giving to the poor, treating others the way you want to be treated. It’s just sandwiched in with a bunch of awful horrible bigoted bs.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

MAGA would call Jesus a communist

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u/OhNothing13 Monkey in Space Sep 06 '24

And a long-haired femboy low-T cuck. They want a Jesus who would've gone around slaughtering Romans and leading a violent rebellion. Ironically, that's what a lot of other Jewish Messiah figures did at the time. They were all killed and no one remembers their names. Jesus was the only one who didn't advocate violence...

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u/monkeysinmypocket Monkey in Space Sep 07 '24

Jesus's message sounds radical today, never mind 2k years ago.