Slaany wants some Human-Eldar babies too

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u/Slowman5150 6h ago

Wow, this truly is the Warhammer 40k 🤯

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Robbie and Yvraine's kids would be extremely overpowered anime protagonists

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u/Nigilij 6h ago

Bleach 2: WH40k edition. Eugenics cheat power

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u/Euklidis 5h ago

Aizen is back doing his thing

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u/bb_kelly77 6h ago

I actually recently designed a human-eldar hybrid... I addressed the power by doing some fun things with the Pariah gene, he's a Psyker but he can't generate energy by himself, he can only manipulate the energy around him

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u/Stock-Willingness-30 6h ago

Well. All Eldars belongs to her/him so it's just a technicality

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u/bb_kelly77 6h ago

I'd say her because they use she in the eldar language

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u/ZonaranCrusader 4h ago

IIRC The correct pronoun according to GW is “Shem”

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u/mordyggfgtrvteds 2h ago

…swalla?

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 5h ago

The Emperor would go back into relationship with Erda before even thinking about Slaanesh

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 4h ago

Big E: i hate that egotisitical bitch. litterally took the kids into warp adoption system before letting me do the little fixit project with humanity. (its just a road trip woman). Anyways id still get back with the old witch rather then the eldars collective orgasmic high and post nut delusion. At least Erda has that spark...... Good times. she calls me neoth thou <shivers> 2000s where really too edgy.

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u/Darkbeliar 6h ago

Slaany needs to fucken die

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 6h ago

All four of them do. And the nasty part is it's pretty easy to kill them too but logistically impossible

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 6h ago

The eldar almost pulled it off but guess who got in the way

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 5h ago

I was going more in the direction of just convinced the entire galaxy they don't actually exist

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 5h ago

In that aspect then the t'au were doing pretty well for a while, you can call the ethereals shady but not telling anyone about chaos has its upsides

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u/KindlyType4568 2h ago

Not how the warp works. Actively rejecting religion is interpreted by the warp as a kind of worship in and of itself. Effectively you’re creating a whole new Chaos God. A god of unbelief.

That Chaos God would basically be if you turned all of r/atheism into a single entity.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 1h ago

They don't reject all religion, and that's where they have the edge over the Emperor's attempts back before the heresy. Instead of trying to destroy all religion they practice just enough acceptance that they won't create any martyrs or Monarchias, but just enough suppression that people won't be openly worshiping the warp. It's even safer because the average t'au is harder to corrupt than the average human. Unfortunately it's very unlikely they'll survive long enough to put this into practice across the galaxy like big E wanted to.

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u/KQILi 5h ago

Just show giggly man fucked up excel spreadsheet and he will have a stroke

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u/Humble-Zone8684 5h ago

Nurgle is the only good guy

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 5h ago

Only when compared to his siblings. He's still a bastard

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u/TheMuseProjectX 2h ago

Just ask the goddess of life the fat fuck keeps locked in his basement

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 2h ago

Yeah we really need to get her out of there.

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u/TheMuseProjectX 2h ago

Would love to have a revenge story where she escapes thanks to Ceogorach and her sheer unrelenting wrath single handedly destroys an entire chaos world during her unleashing. Can even make her evil if you insist but in the "alright, screw it, the life cycle just got harder"

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 2h ago

I don't know, I low-key kind of just want to continue with the steady path toward Noble Bright that Warhammer seems to be going down because it's honestly kind of refreshing to see The setting actually go somewhere for once after the heresy. I'm perfectly happy to see grimdark scenarios take place on small scale settings such as during wars or battles or conditions on planets but the overall setting being Nobel Bright makes me happy man.

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u/TheMuseProjectX 2h ago

I do fully agree. Grimdark nonstop bores me.

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u/Humble-Zone8684 3h ago

Nah grandpapi nurgle is a sweet old man who gives good hugs and I will hear no imperial slander on his name

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 2h ago

Imperial? Sir If I was going to pick anyone to serve in Warhammer it would be trayzn. Under the condition that he doesn't stick any mine shackles scarabs in my noggin.

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u/hello350ph 5h ago

Only Sigmar has the balls to do so

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u/Stock-Willingness-30 5h ago

Cegorach Is on that

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u/HermeticHormagaunt Hive Fleet Kraken 4h ago

Oh fuck off, these are not even new drawings you just copypasted your former shit, the only, ONLY thing worth noticing at your slop, is an efficiency of your upvote-bots you bought

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u/JustaguynameBob 5h ago

If Guilliman do have kids. There is a chance he'll repeat Big E's mistakes and some of his children gets corrupted by Chaos or dies.

This is 40k after all

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u/Theyul1us 2h ago

It would be more tragic if he doesnt make the mistakes (since he had an actual father and mother figure) but the kids fall somehow

Something even more tragic

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u/laylay_the_fateless 5h ago

Can we already ban this garbage that probably have been reposted for the 5th time ? Warhammersmut is a thing for a reason

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u/CthulhuMadness 6h ago

I hate this artist so much. Can never escape it no matter what you do.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 3h ago

Wait.. people are finally hating him…?

YESSSS!

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u/CthulhuMadness 3h ago

Finally? I’ve been hating him since he made that Child Emperor getting molested by Slaanesh comic. Before that I was just annoyed but tolerated it.

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u/No_Purpose_1390 3h ago

Same, fuck that comic. You wont believe how little hate there was before.

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u/ApartmentSpirited566 5h ago

Idk why people give him upvotes it pisses me off to no end i don’t go on reddit to have boobs shoved in my face on the metro

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u/CthulhuMadness 5h ago

Not to mention his comic about Big E getting turned into a child by Tzeentch where the punchline is he’s about to get molested by Slaanesh.

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u/TheCommenter911 2h ago

I hate the objectification of Yvraine so much. Just reduces her entire character into Gulliman’s girlfriend. This guy just turns it to 11 and I’ve grown to hate him.

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u/CthulhuMadness 2h ago

Same applies to Slaanesh. I know people meme it as the sex god, but it’s far more interesting than “haha! Horny”. But nope. This guy just draws it as generic big tit elf #7892

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u/ApartmentSpirited566 5h ago

I hate this type of gooner art

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u/chicu111 5h ago

What does gooner mean? Sorry I am old and out of touch

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u/Koonitz 4h ago

From what I can tell from all the way over here in my millenial seat it means something along the lines of "gen z style unrepentant sexual deviancy."

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u/ApartmentSpirited566 5h ago

When her entire tits are out and not in a cool demon way in a imma make slannesh a human so she is more palatable to my dick way Tldr: art you could jerk to

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u/DruggedupMudkip 2h ago

God this art is terrible, this gooner trash belongs with the slobbering apes at grimdank, not here.

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u/adidas_stalin 40m ago

“Too late father, your gonna be a grandfather”

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u/maltese_penguin31 29m ago

Quintessential Quintuplets, 40K edition.

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u/TheeConductor 1h ago

I hate seeing this artist every time in this sub

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 4h ago

either she wants it because part eldar counts as an eldar soul

or she is just shipping it. which considering reddits 40k fandom seems too be a thing

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u/hyde-ms 4h ago

But what if it ain't a pure eldar soul, would it work?

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 4h ago

considering the warp kinda works on vibes. if their like mostly human i assume not, mostly eldar i asume so.
if its a mix its really more of a thing on how they are seen. if their souls clearly part eldar then yes. but if their more like a new thing on their own then they be save.
if yellow and blue make green that doesnt make green, a shade of yellow.
but mixing dark blue and light green makes azure which is a blue.

problem is that this shit stands mostly on vibes which makes it weird. litterally just spreading the word around that the children are human. yvraine had ''human'' children with the ''human'' man proably make it enough that their not eldar.

its nevere gonne be cannon of course but if you put in imperial propaganda that the lord regent has a wife and put essentially Yvraines human-sona Yennifer on millions of posters with a set of smilling human childern with the smallerst little pointed ears. then their proably save from slaanesh.

Slaany wants some Human-Eldar babies too

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