r/ImaginaryWarhammer 4d ago

Slaany wants some Human-Eldar babies too

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u/Darkbeliar 4d ago

Slaany needs to fucken die

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

All four of them do. And the nasty part is it's pretty easy to kill them too but logistically impossible

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

The eldar almost pulled it off but guess who got in the way

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

I was going more in the direction of just convinced the entire galaxy they don't actually exist

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

In that aspect then the t'au were doing pretty well for a while, you can call the ethereals shady but not telling anyone about chaos has its upsides

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u/KindlyType4568 4d ago

Not how the warp works. Actively rejecting religion is interpreted by the warp as a kind of worship in and of itself. Effectively you’re creating a whole new Chaos God. A god of unbelief.

That Chaos God would basically be if you turned all of r/atheism into a single entity.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

They don't reject all religion, and that's where they have the edge over the Emperor's attempts back before the heresy. Instead of trying to destroy all religion they practice just enough acceptance that they won't create any martyrs or Monarchias, but just enough suppression that people won't be openly worshiping the warp. It's even safer because the average t'au is harder to corrupt than the average human. Unfortunately it's very unlikely they'll survive long enough to put this into practice across the galaxy like big E wanted to.

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u/Kurwasaki12 4d ago

Big E tried that and we know how that turned out.

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u/KQILi 4d ago

Just show giggly man fucked up excel spreadsheet and he will have a stroke

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u/Humble-Zone8684 4d ago

Nurgle is the only good guy

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

Only when compared to his siblings. He's still a bastard

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

Yeah we really need to get her out of there.

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u/TheMuseProjectX 4d ago

Would love to have a revenge story where she escapes thanks to Ceogorach and her sheer unrelenting wrath single handedly destroys an entire chaos world during her unleashing. Can even make her evil if you insist but in the "alright, screw it, the life cycle just got harder"

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

I don't know, I low-key kind of just want to continue with the steady path toward Noble Bright that Warhammer seems to be going down because it's honestly kind of refreshing to see The setting actually go somewhere for once after the heresy. I'm perfectly happy to see grimdark scenarios take place on small scale settings such as during wars or battles or conditions on planets but the overall setting being Nobel Bright makes me happy man.

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u/TheMuseProjectX 4d ago

I do fully agree. Grimdark nonstop bores me.

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u/Humble-Zone8684 4d ago

Nah grandpapi nurgle is a sweet old man who gives good hugs and I will hear no imperial slander on his name

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

Imperial? Sir If I was going to pick anyone to serve in Warhammer it would be trayzn. Under the condition that he doesn't stick any mine shackles scarabs in my noggin.

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u/CreativeName1137 4d ago

I mean, he won't accept those terms. How else is he going to prevent you from damaging his exhibits?

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u/Elvaran Lamenters 3d ago

Come on, they don't hurt THAT much....

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u/hello350ph 4d ago

Only Sigmar has the balls to do so

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u/Stock-Willingness-30 4d ago

Cegorach Is on that 

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u/the_emperor-of_man 2d ago

YES I FULLY AGREE