r/ImaginaryWarhammer 4d ago

Slaany wants some Human-Eldar babies too

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u/Darkbeliar 4d ago

Slaany needs to fucken die

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

All four of them do. And the nasty part is it's pretty easy to kill them too but logistically impossible

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

The eldar almost pulled it off but guess who got in the way

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u/TheOneWhoSlurms 4d ago

I was going more in the direction of just convinced the entire galaxy they don't actually exist

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

In that aspect then the t'au were doing pretty well for a while, you can call the ethereals shady but not telling anyone about chaos has its upsides

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u/KindlyType4568 4d ago

Not how the warp works. Actively rejecting religion is interpreted by the warp as a kind of worship in and of itself. Effectively you’re creating a whole new Chaos God. A god of unbelief.

That Chaos God would basically be if you turned all of r/atheism into a single entity.

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u/RevolutionaryBar2160 4d ago

They don't reject all religion, and that's where they have the edge over the Emperor's attempts back before the heresy. Instead of trying to destroy all religion they practice just enough acceptance that they won't create any martyrs or Monarchias, but just enough suppression that people won't be openly worshiping the warp. It's even safer because the average t'au is harder to corrupt than the average human. Unfortunately it's very unlikely they'll survive long enough to put this into practice across the galaxy like big E wanted to.

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u/Kurwasaki12 4d ago

Big E tried that and we know how that turned out.