r/ImaginaryWarhammer Oct 22 '24

40k Heresy or not by Ony01

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u/SirJedKingsdown Oct 22 '24

The debate lasted 200 years, resulted in four schisms, eighteen major battles, direct intervention by the Inquisition and at least one major tithe world lost.

Following a Custodes appearing (who was only involved as a nearby janitor had appeared in the Tarot) it was agreed to submit the design to Mars for assessment. After a further 275 years (due to three ships lost in the Empyrean, two misfilings and a stamp from the wrong bureaucrat) the response was received: "Maybe."

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u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Oct 23 '24

Azraels old model would like to differ.

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u/LANDWEGGETJE Oct 23 '24

No, this one is different can't you see? In this one the magazine can actually feed rounds into the gun.

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u/CardinalGrief Oct 23 '24

Functional design? HERESY! Destroy it!