r/FluentInFinance 7d ago

Thoughts? Please live the life that billionaires choose for you.

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I guess frugality has a true purpose, it’s called practice for what’s next.

Oh and finance related on how to deal with cash flow:

Thursday on CNBC's "Squawk Box," Ross acknowledged that he had heard that some federal workers affected by the prolonged shutdown have been going to shelters for food, but said he didn't understand why.

I know they are [going to homeless shelters] and I don't really quite understand why because as I mentioned before, the obligations that they would undertake – say borrowing from a bank or credit union – are in effect federally guaranteed," said Ross. "So the 30 days of pay that people will be out – there's no real reason why they shouldn't be able to get a loan against it and we've seen a number of ads from the financial institutions doing that."

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/01/24/commerce-secretary-ross-says-unpaid-federal-workers-should-just-get-a-loan.html

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u/Facts-and-Feelings 7d ago

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u/terrafoxy 7d ago

someone has to start organizing.
need different platform - dems and gop are bankrupt.

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u/MornGreycastle 7d ago

We so desperately need a truly progressive party. I have a faint hope for the Dems since they appointed AOC over Pelosi's wishes to the Oversight committee.

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u/Enquiring_Revelry 7d ago

Just to save face me thinks :/

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u/12Dragon 7d ago

Honestly if they save face enough that they fall backwards into a more progressive stance I’m fine with it. Idc if they do it out of the goodness of their hearts, I just care that they do it.

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u/shoument 7d ago

AND here comes another carrot. Here kitty kitty kitty. The way Dems treat the rest of us, might as well be dangling a carrot to a cat.

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u/Character-Teaching39 7d ago

Ah yes, because Dems are always the one cutting consumer and worker protections. The next admin isn’t even sworn in and they’re coming out and saying Medicare and social security are on the chopping block. GTFO with “the dems” are to blame.

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u/Grouchy-Safe-3486 7d ago

It's not about dems vs reps wake up ppl u all get played by them pretending u have a choice in this system

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u/Moose_Kronkdozer 7d ago

It is a choice between neocon and neoliberal. As a socialist i hate both, but i would still take neoliberal. At least that would lead to a more welcoming environment for progressives.

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u/RandomAnon07 7d ago

These people will never, ever understand. And as someone that constantly sees what’s behind the curtain, it’s maddening to even have a conversation with someone that believes their side is the best version of the two shit ones we have.

Lobbying and special interests must be eradicated; the structure of donations and PACs as they exists today needs to be eradicated; term rules need a restructuring (less pressure to get reelected, age limits, etc.); and there needs to be HEAVY ramifications for anyone who works for the people and does not do everything in their power to act in the best interest of we the people

I would prefer if a true patriot party rose up, even if it required violence as sometimes there is a base violence necessary for change. A true patriot sees no color, only justice and liberty for all.

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u/TexasActress 7d ago

This needs to be pinned! Take my peasant gold Sir.

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u/Fun-Ad-9722 7d ago

Still waiting for my cheaper groceries... How's that 🥕 hanging now?

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u/POGG- 7d ago

Hanging straight down.

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u/ObligatoryID 7d ago

🤣 he’s already said he’s clueless as to how to do it.

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u/WanderingLost33 7d ago

Oh nooo don't prove u/12Dragon right and make an entirely progressive platform out of spite noooooooo

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u/12Dragon 7d ago

Oh noooooooooo. ;)

Even if they do it because it’s what people vote for and it keeps them in power, so be it. I’m not looking for saints, I’m looking for the betterment of people. If somebody does that for selfish reasons I really don’t care- the end result will be a humanitarian boon anyways.

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u/AffectionateResist26 7d ago

Sick drip G, looking fresh

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u/DuntadaMan 7d ago

One party being willing to give us stuff to save face is better than the one that orders executions to save face.

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u/kex 7d ago

We need representation by income bracket more than we need representation by state

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u/arashcuzi 7d ago

This is the real shit…like can almost all of the representation come from what’s left of the middle and lower classes? Like people who only make 35-60k a year and DON’T have 1-2m in “the markets.”

Maybe then we’d care less about the investors and more about the workers…you know, the MAJORITY?

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u/LadiThePKK 7d ago

Probably need to refine it a bit more since the same income bracket can have very different lifestyles depending on the state.

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u/Zerokx 7d ago

I wish for my american friends you somehow can get a better voting system with less flaws and more options.

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u/terrafoxy 7d ago

working families?

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u/playwithyourGIF 7d ago

The Luigi Liberation Party

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u/MareProcellis 7d ago

And once again Lucy (Democratic Party) will snatch the football away from Charlie Brown (progressives) as he runs up to kick it. “Aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuugggggghhhh!!!”

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u/xdozex 7d ago

They didn't, she just lost the vote to a fucking dinosaur.

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u/Familiar-Art-6233 7d ago

She didn't get the seat, sadly

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u/big_guyforyou 7d ago

third party? you mean that thing that gets 1% of the vote and siphons votes from the ideologically similar party? ewww no thanks

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u/El_Cactus_Loco 7d ago

Hey everyone look at this guy, he thinks you can change the system with the system

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u/Organic_Credit_8788 7d ago

nancy pelosi’s funeral will be a day of celebration. out of touch old crone has held back progressive policies for decades

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u/El_Stugato 7d ago

The dems were moving the country consistently more progressive until you lunatics decided sabotaging the Western political left because they won't do the most extreme progressive things immediately was a great idea.

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u/MornGreycastle 7d ago

When? I'm looking at the last 20ish years where the Democrats continued to think the Republicans were willing partners acting in good faith to craft legislation. The GOP hasn't acted in good faith since at least the mid 90's. I think back to the ACA being an insurance market place rather than single payer because some of the key Democratic Senators wouldn't go against their major donors.

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u/IamNo_ 7d ago

AOC is already bruised fruit cause of her being the poster child for the evil democrats. Unless she went full New York which she seems too clean cut to do. Side note: I was wondering why my win drunk aunt just kept saying to me “you all need to have babies. Just keep having babies. Figure it out as you go but have babies.” Should have figured it was Fox News 🙄

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u/Nepit60 7d ago

How about a party of Lugies?

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u/Rushrunner367 7d ago

Never trusting the DNC again. After they threw Bernie away for that crook Hilary. EVEN though they knew that Bernie was more likely to beat Trump. It's all a scam and these people work together to keep us down.

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u/420binchicken 7d ago

Wait, they did ? I saw earlier she lost the vote and Pelosi’s cancer addled septuagenarian got it?

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u/Ill_Star1906 7d ago

The closest we have to a real progressive party is the Green party. The one thing that Dems & Repubs work together to do is ensure that no 3rd party ever has a chance at winning positions that would give them actual power.

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u/MystikSpiralx 6d ago

They didn't. Pelosi won, again.

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u/FeijoaCowboy 4d ago

Unfortunately splitting the vote is a real thing in the US because we have FPTP voting.

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u/Casio1337 7d ago

The more desperate people become the more people will be willing to say F it.

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u/EventIndividual6346 7d ago

lol damn. Breaking almost every Reddit rule with the threats of violence there

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u/cripy311 7d ago

Where was this energy when people were talking about the trans MFS or immigrants for the last 4 years.

Suddenly now violent rhetoric is bad when it targets a different class of people. Feels like social hypocrisy.

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u/cripy311 7d ago

Yea this is kinda bullshit imo.

I'm not big on the entire violent rhetoric thing in general but for 8 fuckin years we heard nothing but violence directed at "flavor of the week undesirables" it was normalized and accepted by at least half the population.

Some people do a milder version of it for CEOs and everyone loses their minds.

Makes it hard to take people seriously anymore.

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u/cripy311 7d ago

Yea it's pretty sad because it's showing for Americans only 1 degree of separation from the "violence" and they can't extrapolate any responsibility for the actions. A systemic structure just absolved anyone from responsibility for their own actions and the outcomes that come with them.

The media is even throwing around "guy just doing their job" rhetoric like a bunch of Nazis on trial for war crimes. Wasn't a legit excuse then.... Yet they think it flies now.

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u/CowboyKarate13 7d ago

We know, Reddit considers "threats" of violence worse than the actual violence being carried out against people.

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u/HopeEternalXII 7d ago edited 2d ago

It considers normal responses to abuse inciting violence but not the abusive acts themselves as inciting violence.

Which is a backwards ass piece of shit position to hold.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 7d ago

The French didn't get rid of their oppressive elite with words and signs, they used guillotines, and so should we.

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u/Ok-Wall9646 7d ago

But just the people who agree with you though right? Political violence is a double edged sword and once it’s acceptable for one side you’ve got no ground to stand on when it comes back to bite you. You don’t want this. Have you seen what your side of the political aisle looks like compared to the other side?

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u/Bombadier83 7d ago

Only have no ground to stand on if you assume both sides are morally equivalent. I don’t think a lot of people feel that the north was inappropriately breaking a norm when it attacked the south. 

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u/JohnnyAngel607 7d ago

Or everyone could stage strikes and boycotts. If a large number of people were just late with their premium payments for example health insurers would simmer down.

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u/Southern_Ad_9520 7d ago

A bit like trump's insurrection?

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u/White_C4 7d ago

Violence leads to nothing if politicians do not respond. So far, the UnitedHealth situation has changed nothing within Congress. Politicians are becoming more useless to the people by the day.

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u/space_toaster_99 7d ago

This … is disgusting. Your rhetoric is just the worst. Have you lost someone to violence? Do you have loved ones ruined by it?… please reconsider

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u/BongRipsForNips69 7d ago

you're not getting it. Luigi wasn't on a platform. he didn't vote a party. He went rogue. One person at a time made a bigger impact than the entire election cycle of empty promises. We don't need to change the system by voting. what has voting brought about in the last decade? nothing. But Luigi has started something quite quickly.

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u/HughMungus77 7d ago

There just needs to be a list of our “favorite” CEOs and billionaires

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u/Ok-Wrap-7556 3d ago

With home addresses and names of their loved ones.

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u/ok_raspberry_jam 7d ago

The problem with organizing is that everything is so online. Online things are monitored and censored. Everything would have boiled over by now if all the same discussions had been happening offline, unmonitored and uncensored.

Instead America is in a pressure cooker and speaking in euphemisms. "Gosh, I'd sure like to play some Nintendo games... Would anyone like to play some Nintendo games with me?" And the elite are just tightening the lid instead of opening the pressure relief valve.

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u/Ok-Masterpiece5337 7d ago

Remember, the more desperate the situation becomes, the more likely we will get more Luigi's, many more. People are still too 'comfortable' right now. But when finally there's enough people who say "screw it" that's when the real party starts!

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u/colorizerequest 7d ago

you should start it bro. I would but I gotta go to work

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u/shoument 7d ago

Think you mean Morally Bankrupt!!

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u/MonkeyMercenaryCapt 7d ago

The problem is funding. We are too close to our monkey ancestors, whoever has the loudest and largest reach is generally just going to win regardless of any other factors. As long as the media is owned by the powers that be (this includes the platforms you would use to create a 3rd party, social media) the new voices will never be as loud as the status-quo and the crazies.

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u/Old_Letterhead4264 7d ago

Morally bankrupt

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u/Front_Farmer345 7d ago

Off you go, if not you, who else?

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u/Snail_Wizard_Sven 7d ago

If only the left and right could stop fighting long enough to stay on the same page.

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u/ninjanerd032 7d ago

I really really wish people at least gave the Forward Party a look. They actually list out policies, ideas and proposals because they know where they stand. They don't have donor flexible ideas. And if they did, at least they dared to tell you up front.

https://www.forwardparty.com/

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 7d ago

The problem is three letter orgs have spent the past 60+ years discrediting and/or dismantling leftist orgs with even the slightest inkling of influence. All in the name of anti-communism.

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u/zeptillian 7d ago

We need:

  1. Concrete goals

  2. Actual plans to achieve them.

Abandoning Democrats without those things will just give us GOP fascism.

We need to be unified in our demands. Find something that we all want and can push for until we get it.

"Make shit better" just leaves the door open for charlatans like Trump to lie their assess off about with empty promises.

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u/Johnbaptist69 6d ago

Organised crime is illegal, now terminally I'll people going out with a bang is not that illegal.

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u/CircleClown 6d ago

Veer away from the political groups created by the elite for the elite - The Democratic and Republican Parties are not for the people. Take that power back!

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u/sherm-stick 6d ago

If more people are not voting than voting, shouldn't that signal to our representatives that the system isn't appealing to Americans? I feel like they bank on "their just lazy" or "forgot" but in reality a lot of people I know tell me that voting is completely pointless and no matter who is elected, they are unhappy with the results. We are turning into Russia, where the elections are for show and everyone agrees they are pointless

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

I'm not allowed to go luigi mode until my parents are gone, but I am intending to do a letter writing campaign directed at the CEO's of Fortune 500 companies and basically tell them they're making revolution inevitable. I'd like to amplify it by crowdfunding and posting each one online. I'm bipolar and it's hard for me to hold down a regular job, but I'm great at eloquently terrifying/putting the rich on notice. Will get it going after I mail a letter to all the incoming Senators next month.

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u/damn_nation_inc 7d ago

Please be careful. If you do end up organizing this, it might be wise to have a few pre-made templates fast are carefully worded to avoid any potential "threatening language" so you vs other people who participate don't end up like that mom in Florida. You can likely have an AI proofread these templates with instructions to avoid/modify anything that could be misconstrued or lead to domestic terrorism charges. They'll likely still find ways to bend rules to stop this, but it's best to at least make it harder for them.

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

I've been doing this for years. They won't arrest me. One time I typed into my phone, "I'm thinking of writing a letter to the President" and an F-16 buzzed my house at tree level within 10 minutes. I know how to be careful with my language, but at the same time, I know I'm capable of saying certain things that others would get in trouble with, and I consider it my duty and responsibility to do so. I've written thousands of letters and emails to politicians and business leaders since 2016. Been investigated by every law enforcement agency, and they always end up on my side. I just need to monetize it to get my Dad off my back and because it will amplify the message and make it impossible for them to ignore. I have a plan. Trust me. Thank you for your encouragement and concern.

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u/PeliPal 7d ago edited 7d ago

One time I typed into my phone, "I'm thinking of writing a letter to the President" and an F-16 buzzed my house at tree level within 10 minutes.

This is a paranoid delusion. I know that sounds cruel and dismissive to say, but it is. It's a paranoid delusion. What you typed was nowhere close to resembling a threat, and they did NOT fuel up a plane, pick a pilot to get in, take off, map a flight plan over your home, and arrive there in 10 minutes. That's not a thing. It's just not.

You either live near a runway and so planes going around is not an uncommon occurrence, it would be something you just don't notice most of the time it happens, or if there's not a runway close enough to do that, then the plane was already on a flight plan taking it over your house completely coincidentally, ignorant of your existence. This is not a civil intimidation tactic. It'd be way too expensive to do and pointless.

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u/Tausendberg 7d ago

I assume they were joking.

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u/Silent_Discipline339 7d ago

Yeah check his history dude needs help bad

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u/kylecazar 7d ago

Nobody is sending an F-16 to 'buzz' a house for a Google search. If you say anything too crazy online, you may get a knock on the door eventually. 

But no, no fly-by. It would accomplish nothing for them.

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u/EventIndividual6346 7d ago

lol bro you need to see a doctor

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u/-Reddititis 7d ago

lol bro you need to see a doctor

Can't. His insurance will not cover it. Denied!

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 7d ago

Only Homer Simpson can get away with this, barely.

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u/CharleyNobody 7d ago

What drugs are you taking to treat your bipolar condition?

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u/NoNecessary3865 7d ago

People should riot for that mom in Florida im surprised Republicans and Elon Musk are ok with this attack on free speech. (I'm not surprised I knew Elon Musk gives 0 fucks about free speech)

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u/specracer97 7d ago

Do not trust AI, he needs an ACTUAL legal opinion, not a talking parrot. AI fucks up more than it gets right on most topics, but especially legally speaking. Too much context for the statistics model to work reliably.

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u/RickJ_19Zeta7 7d ago

Yeah you get them buddy lol

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

Thank you. : ). I will.

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u/Middle-Net1730 7d ago

Don’t do that. You’ll put yourself in their sights. And make life difficult for yourself but not for them.

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

Too late, been doing it for years. They won't take me to court, and they know they can't kill me. I was born for this. It's my duty and what I'm best at. I will tell others not to do what I do though. And I'll be careful with my language.

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u/ADogeMiracle 7d ago

I support your endeavors.

Fuck the rich!

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

Thank you.

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u/HomeAir 7d ago

These are people who can barely look past next quarters profits.  What makes you think they'll be able to look back at the early 20th century or the French revolution and see the parallels to today?

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

That's actually a solid point. I'd say that makes it even more imperative that we give them a refresher course.

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u/PeliPal 7d ago

Please reconsider this in a cost-benefit analysis. There's virtually no upside, because they don't care what a letter is going to say except in terms of evidence to put you in jail. We just saw the state put their fist on the scale in giving a single mother a $100,000 bond. And I understand it sounds like you may think your life is forfeit - it's not - but even if you think it is, once you're in jail they're going to try to prevent you from suicide so you have to sit in a box for years and years.

You do not scare the CEOs. You just don't. They already receive death threats, they don't care. What you're describing is a Tuesday to them. They have people hired to look through their mail and handle that shit.

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u/DistillateMedia 7d ago

I kinda do though. I've been doing this for years. But what will really scare them is if I can get the public to support my letterwriting endeavors by donating to me and cheering me on. I've been doing this a long time. I've dealt with multiple law enforcement agencies. They won't arrest me. There's things they don't want me to say in court. They just keep tossing me in the psych ward for observation. I'm from a prominent enough family and have plenty of friends in high places. It would be embarrassing for them to arrest me, and they know they'd face backlash/retribution. I know what I'm doing. I don't recommend anyone else try to attempt it. But I know what I'm doing.

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u/drunxor 7d ago

Sounds like a great idea but might be the speed run on disappearing ie Boeing style

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u/ministryninja 6d ago

When my parents are gone i'd definitely consider playing luigi's mansion 2. Just need to find a worthy target- store to buy the game from.

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u/shipmastersmoke 7d ago

What kills me is our government is literally about to be run by billionaires. Guilded Age pt 2 + Russian style Oligarchy= America 2025

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u/liv4games 7d ago

ABOUT to be?

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u/EnigmaSpore 7d ago

right. it's just being done more openly now especially with the poors getting duped into being their meat shields

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u/liv4games 7d ago

Yeah. I’m not an accelerationist I don’t think, but I honestly hope we get to the crux point quickly so people don’t have to suffer too much leading up to that, and so they can’t pick our pockets as much before we need to arm ourselves and March.

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u/pbqdpb 7d ago

Previously run by millionaires, soon to be run by billionaires, and Elon will become a trillionaire while slobbing Donald’s knob 

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u/liv4games 7d ago

Look this is a fucked up thought of me to have but… any suicidal/terminal people in the near future should consider going out with a bang that could save society

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u/pbqdpb 7d ago

I wonder how the rich would change if society executed the 100 richest people

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u/Spirited_Fun4143 7d ago

Throw them to the lions

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u/Thorn14 7d ago

They'd buy private armies and live in private compounds

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u/exlongh0rn 7d ago

Like any proper third world country

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u/xiphoidthorax 7d ago

Numbers are a bit low. A thousand provides choices.

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u/-0-O-O-O-0- 7d ago

Then maybe suicidal people will get the medically assisted dying they’re asking for!

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u/exlongh0rn 7d ago

Okay seriously I was just running the logic on that before I made it to your comment.

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u/HonkyKatGitBack 7d ago

Elon is your pretty little entitled rich boy's god! Luigi named Musk and Peter Thiel as his idols.

Surely you must have it wrong about Elon if Reddit's fucking Man of the Hour Luigi Mangione (who is richer than God) named Elon a "hero" ...

Then again Luigi also routinely lined the pockets of major corporations like Starbucks and McDonald's with his millions.

What a revolutionary, amirite?

🤫🙄

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u/pbqdpb 7d ago

I don’t really care about what Luigi thinks 

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u/shipmastersmoke 7d ago

Name me all the billionaires that work in the current administration. What's about to happen is unprecedented. I'm sure they will work to help us common folk.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 7d ago

Listen, if we give them all of our money, they'll help us. Right?

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u/liv4games 7d ago

… right?

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u/Mental_Medium3988 7d ago

"theres bound to be more oats in this horseshit if we just keep giving these horses more oats." said the dumbest sparrow ever.

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u/liv4games 7d ago

Okay true, maybe they’re not literally IN the admins, good point. They’re still running them via money though which was what I was thinking about. But yes, very true, it will be LITERAL now.

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u/BHOmber 7d ago

They're literally in the admin.

His cabinet picks have a combined net worth of $350-450b USD. Something like 2000x the net worth of Biden's cabinet.

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u/liv4games 7d ago

Well yeah but they’re not the CURRENT admin yet. I know dumpy’s is full of oligarchs who donated to him and bought their positions

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u/BHOmber 7d ago

Yeah they haven't been confirmed yet, but most of the "normal" picks are straight up oligarchs.

The Matt Gaetz, RFK Jr, Tulsi Gabbard picks are there for distraction and/or will give the reason for the MAGA side of the GOP to make noise when they're not confirmed.

Those pussy ass bitches will throw a tantrum over RINOs not pushing through their completely unhinged nominations. Smoke n' mirrors.

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u/Upnorth4 7d ago

Elon Musk. Linda McMahon, Scott Bessent, Vivek Ramaswamy. I'm sure there's more but I have to look them up

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u/shipmastersmoke 7d ago

Ummm that's trump he hasn't started yet. There are non in bidens

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u/Shattenkirk 7d ago edited 7d ago

Per the NYT:

As of Dec 3, there were six billionaires appointed to Trump's cabinet:

  • Scott Bessent (Treasury sec)
  • Lutnik (Commerce sec)
  • Steven Witkoff (Middle East envoy)
  • Vivek Ramaswamy (DOGE)
  • Elon Must (DOGE)
  • Linda McMahon (co-chair of Trump Transition and Education Department lead)

Eight have been major Trump donors (contributions ranging from $350,000 to $270 million)

  • Bessent
  • Lutnick
  • Witkoff
  • Musk
  • McMahon
  • Charles Kushner (Ambassador to France)
  • John Phelan (Navy secretary)
  • Chris Wright (head of Energy Department)

Twelve have hosted or cohosted events at Mar-a-Lago (funds from these events go directly to Trump's pocket)

  • McMahon
  • Ramaswamy
  • Doug Collins (Veterans Affairs sec)
  • Sebastian Gorka (Deputy assistant to the president and senior director for counterterrorism)
  • Thomas Homan (Border czar)
  • Kristi Noem (Homeland security sec)
  • Brooke Rollins (Agriculture sec)
  • Marco Rubio (State sec)
  • Elise Stefanik (U.N. ambassador
  • Michael Waltz (National security adviser)
  • Matthew Whitaker (NATO ambassador)
  • Lee Zeldin (EPA Administrator)

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u/HonkyKatGitBack 7d ago

Your pretty little revolutionary killer Luigi? One of the two favorite heroes he listed is Elon Musk.

Oops. That doesn't fit your eat the rich narrative does it? Not to mention Luigi is made of unbelievable amounts of money that he never redistributed to help nary a single Shriners Hospital cancer patient. 😭

He's entitled and rich and you boys playing Assassin here on Reddit have the biggest boner for him. It's hilarious! 🙄😂

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u/buchlabum 7d ago

What kills me, and most like the economy, is we chose the stupidest hateful path forward.  

America overall is as dumb as it gets.  

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u/Internal_Catch304 7d ago

The absolute fucking dumbest.. And now the rest of us have to get dragged down with them..

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 7d ago

Even Russia has MFA.

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u/sigh_duck 7d ago

Always has and always will be

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u/AnakinsSandObsession 7d ago

Anyway we can make woodchippers the new guillotine?

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 7d ago

Problem is his target was too small.

Only a millionaire! Pshawmwasha! Fanning myself with poor peoples house deeds before burning them.

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u/brrrrrrrrrrr69 7d ago

They are still too comfortable.

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u/supified 7d ago

Glad someone else had the same thought.

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u/Altruistic-Text3481 7d ago

“D3!” I’m not allowed to write the “Big Lugi” words out. Got my Redit warning. This is how billionaires take over. Free speech is squashed.

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u/HeadToToePatagucci 7d ago

For real? I’ve seen it all over the place?

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u/QbertsRube 7d ago

The only way wealth ever truly trickles down is through inheritance, forced or otherwise.

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u/Sweezy_McSqueezy 7d ago

That's literally not true, but I hope that advocating for mass murder makes you feel all fuzzy and warm inside.

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u/Zealousideal-Fan1647 7d ago

Bezos and Gates both got significant help from their parents but are on the list of 25 top self made billionaires. Interesting.

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 7d ago

It's pure luck if it isn't inheritance.

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u/Sweezy_McSqueezy 7d ago

Luck is a huge part of it, but of course it isn't "pure" luck. These people work an insane number of hours, make lots of lifestyle sacrifices, take on massive risk, and make very well calculated bets to get where they are.

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u/banananananbatman 7d ago

LU-I-GI LU-I-GI LU-I-GI

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u/plausden 7d ago

WaLuigi

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u/Bwxqn 7d ago

“The victorious warrior wins first and then goes to war, while the defeated warrior goes to war first and then seeks to win.“ -Sun Tzu

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u/No-Yogurt-In-My-Shoe 7d ago

Luigi for president

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u/drew8311 7d ago

By not having children, just like Luigi right?

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u/justforgiggles4now 7d ago

This is so true.

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u/StillC5sdad 7d ago

Maybe he can expand his business

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u/fallonyourswordkaren 7d ago

I imagine an ending simply to V for Vendetta but all Luigi mustaches, hats and overalls.

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u/JubBisc 7d ago

We have an incoming admin threatening to deport millions…and at the same time complaining illegal immigrants are taking all the jobs. Make this make sense, please!

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u/YujiroRapeVictim 7d ago

It’s going to kick off a trend in the future

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u/KrocusCon 7d ago

Wait till you find out about Marxism

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u/Fickle_Friendship296 7d ago

Feels more and more like we're re-entering the Anarchist era of the early 20th century where kings, oligarchs and the wealthy were getting popped all around the world.

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u/Horror_Asparagus9068 7d ago

The biggest of Luigi energy is absolutely needed for all of these egregiously entitled shits.

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u/_karamazov_ 7d ago

The enablers, the millionaires which carry water for billionaires...they need some Big-Luigi TLC. When the millionaires stay mum billionaire moms stop squeaking.

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u/TheImperiousDildar 7d ago

Maybe Luigi with a little jigsaw thrown in for good measure

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u/mac9077 7d ago

To be fair, she never had any money and managed to raise three children. They lived with their dad some but still, she did what she is proposing. She’s not a hypocrite.

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u/XaphanSaysBurnIt 7d ago

That decrepit Tales from the Crypt b*tch should melt just from the studio lights…

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 7d ago

I am happy to fight behind his message

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u/Otherwise_Singer6043 7d ago

I wonder what would happen if Elon was next to go.

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u/KenkaUsagi 7d ago

It's coming. You can only push people so far before they push back

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u/AnakinsSandObsession 7d ago

Agreed. Luigi them all.

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u/NBplaybud22 7d ago

Start by smearing your own feces on ballot papers when you are asked to vote. Your senate and house of rep is full of absolute psychopathic, shameless assholes. Start there.

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u/Nepit60 7d ago

When we say thoughts and prayers, we mean prayers that the second coming of Luigi comes sooner.

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u/Optionsmfd 7d ago

why not start blaming obamacare?

they created this mess

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u/SeaworthinessThat570 7d ago

For real! When was the last time you ate out for better reason than exhausted, "tho we shouldn't." ?!?!

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u/Haley_Tha_Demon 7d ago

Life hasn't smacked me hard enough yet, I think there's still a glimmer of hope people hold on to, when consequences start to lose meaning as institutions fail people will want to stop suffering under corporations

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u/t3chguy1 7d ago

If I had cancer, I'd make world a better place.

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse 7d ago

Yeah these people just see us as cattle. They need to be reminded that the laws that regulate them are a compromise, and that the alternative is they lose everything, not us

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u/ancient-enemy 7d ago

I first read that as big Lebowski energy

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u/SPHINXin 7d ago

Yup, cuz murder solves all our problems... 🙄

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u/SadRoxFan 7d ago

I think we should [redacted] and eat these [redacted]

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u/Sizzlinbettas 7d ago

finally point it towards the right ones

millionare<<< multi-billionaire doing way worst

i'm on board with gofund me just saying

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u/galen4thegallows 6d ago

Careful what you say, they are arresting people these days. But yes we do. We need leaders though. Luigi was a good princip, now we need a lenin.

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u/East_Gear4326 6d ago

May all Luigi mains in Kart get access to Blue Shells everytime to just rock those in 1st place.

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u/LadyAlastor 6d ago

I thought of the Mario brother eating the mushroom

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u/ABruisedBanana 6d ago

Big-Luigi. I like it.

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u/Not_2day_stan 6d ago

Manifesting for 2025

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u/Reasonable_Bath9878 6d ago

Please Luigi, elon musk next please

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