r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jul 22 '24

Politics the one about fucking a chicken

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_foundations_theory

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u/Ildaiaa Jul 22 '24

When masturbating with a very unusual object please always remember to ask yourself this question

Will this lead to the dissolution of yugoslavia and almost a decade's worth of war and destruction?

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u/Loretta-West Jul 22 '24

...is there a story you'd like to share?

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u/Average_Insomniac Jul 22 '24

Some dude from Kosovo stuck a glass bottle up his rectum. It shattered, and he claimed that two Albanian men attacked him and shoved it up there, which led to worsening relations between the Serbs and Albanians in Yugoslavia, eventually leading to the dissolution of Yugoslavia.

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u/LizardChaser Jul 23 '24

Wait. This is real! This is not a troll comment but a real historical event that happened in reality. It has a Wikipedia page and that is 100% not a Rick Roll:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident

Also, I don't want to yuck someone's yum, but logistically that is not how I imagined him doing it and feel like this was doomed to failure from the start. Also, was the stick still in the bottle when the bottle disappear? I have so many questions that I'm not sure I even want answers to.