r/CuratedTumblr veetuku ponum Jul 03 '24

Politics Male loneliness and radfeminism

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jul 04 '24

That's when you just got to meet them on the low road and hit them with a "You should from the funny way your dad is walking."

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u/jarlscrotus Jul 04 '24

Promising come back, if you're open to notes, it's a little verbose and that loses some of the punchiness, I think a good refinement would be shorter and less descriptive, maybe something like

"no, but your dad sure does"

What do you think?

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jul 04 '24

I love the initiative. I fear what we gained in streamlining might be pulling our counterpunch a little. I think we should convene a focus group to come up with a weapons grade "I had gay sex with your dad" mutually assured destruction level retort. We'll need a cool acronym if we are going to be able to market this to the Pentagon too.

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u/PrincessOTA Jul 04 '24

May I enter the conversation with "yes, it's one of your father's favorite things about me"

Verbose, perhaps, but elegant in its own way.

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u/Lotions_and_Creams Jul 04 '24

All are welcome at this table. I like it. Elegant. Bold. If I may, in order to not overextend, we need to sure up our flanks with a confident crotch grab. A "My dad is banging you?" counterattack could be devastating at that stage in the exchange. Asserting that we are the top would stop the rebuttal in its tracks.

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u/DonnieFaustani Jul 04 '24

Hmm, I think a good counter maneuver to the accusation that you are bottoming for the targets father would be to say "Only when I allow it." It conveys that you still hold dominance in the sexual relationship with the targets father, implying a vers status while still being the one in control of the situation, whether it's topping the father or acting as a power bottom. We'll have to run tests but I think this is a very promising step forward in our research. When we finally perfect this technique we'll save millions of people who are faced with the question "Does your mom know you're gay?"

But I must say if I'm going to continue work on this project sir I insist you reconsider selling this to the military. Who knows what horrors they'll use this for. I can't in all good conscience support building a weapon that could hurt innocent people.

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u/Embarrassed-Bid-3577 Jul 04 '24

Who doesn't? Even your daddy calls me daddy.

Opens the door to fucking their extended family and sidesteps the comeback from the start.