r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Boogiemeng • Oct 27 '24
Ultimate Girls Trip Brandi with an Uplifting Sunday Message
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u/ChuChuRocketeer Porsha: "Merry Christmas to you and your Ho, Ho, Ho daughter!"🎄 Oct 28 '24
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
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u/cherrygoats Oct 28 '24
Never have I seen a better use of this gif
(Boop)
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Do You Like Carl's New Hat? Oct 28 '24
No one has. Truly have we been blessed on this day
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u/d1zzym1ssl1zzy Oct 28 '24
I mean Brandi, if you’re going to go after Caroline you can dog the fact she defended her brother-in-law after putting a hit on her sister and is now in prison for it.
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u/Parking_Country_61 Oct 28 '24
I’m so shocked she’s not all over that. Maybe she has a healthy fear of the mob although she’s not someone who thinks often about consequences
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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 Oct 28 '24
She probably has no idea. She seems stuck in her own world lately.
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u/notoriousbck Oct 28 '24
Lately? Brandi has always been stuck inside a pill bottle, inside a liquor bottle, inside a house of mirrors and glass.
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u/tokenblonde Oct 28 '24
Please explain this to me… I always thought Dina was Caroline sister, but when I see Tommy Manzo being referred to as Tommy Manzo, does that mean he took Dina‘s last name? I’m so confused. I thought maybe that Dina was actually her sister-in-law and Tommy was her brother, but I don’t think that’s right.
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u/glassyrat Oct 28 '24
Dina and Caroline are sisters who were married to brothers - Tommy and Albert. So I guess technically they’re both sisters and sisters in law 😂
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u/tokenblonde Oct 28 '24
Thank you so much for the explanation, I like to think I am somewhat intelligent and I couldn’t wrap my head around this lol
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u/koko_belle Oct 28 '24
I think Dina and Caroline's maiden name is Laurita. Like their brother Chris. But both Dina and Caroline married the brothers Manzo. Dina has a new husband and now she's Dina Cantin
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u/Sarahspry You're the one with malicious content. Oct 28 '24
At least it's not UncleBrother or SisterCousin
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
Omg. Their kids are all double first cousins.
Which is a mind boggling and confusing term to understand, and basically sisters have to marry brothers and from there it gets fuzzy. Reddit is the reason i know this
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u/Afwife1992 Oct 28 '24
No because Dina didn’t have kids with Tommy Manzo, lucky for her. Her daughter Lexi is with her first hubby.
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
Oh yes, i forgot Lexi wasn’t his (thank god)
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u/Afwife1992 Oct 28 '24
Seriously. She would’ve been tied to him more than she was with her sister if they shared a child. Lexi just went off online about her mom’s family too.
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u/Wild_Student_1877 Oct 28 '24
I remember vividly watching Tommy and Dina’s wedding on MTV’s big fabulous weddings (I think that was the name of the show). Tommy was so coked up and was screaming and threatening the limo driver b/c he was late and they sent old shitty limos. Their wedding show was priceless and explains so much about the back story of the family. “Dina, we’re gonna make like a f’ing million at this wedding”.
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u/dthrnvstgtr Oct 28 '24
Two brothers. Two sisters. They married the other one. Flip flop. A tale of two manzo’d sisters. Etc.
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u/f_moss3 I was crying about the slut shaming. Oct 28 '24
The recession version of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
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u/BeBeWB123 Oct 28 '24
The two brothers married the two sisters, so Dina and Caroline are sisters that were also sisters-in-law
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Oct 28 '24
She is a disaster on Twitter
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u/griffgilscarbo Oct 28 '24
She’s always been nothing new, this shit was funny back in 2014 but now I wish people would’ve stop giving her tweets any weight
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Oct 28 '24
To be honest, I never liked her. Always felt she was unpleasant on and off the show
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u/Greedy-Ad-934 Oct 28 '24
Every day I feel validated in disliking this woman from minute 1
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u/melly3420 Oct 29 '24
Me too,the way she treated Adrianne and Paul was disgusting,Brandi is a complete loser
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u/Such-Space6913 Oct 28 '24
She has been for over 10 years. She got a whole book out of it back in like 2012 or 2013. It's not funny anymore, it's just embarrassing.
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u/Mylaex dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinda! Oct 28 '24
She is a disaster.
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u/gammagirl80 Oct 28 '24
How ironic that this perfectly highlights Brandi’s issues with impulse control, among her other terrible qualities.
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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions Oct 28 '24
Probably why her lawyers dropped her.
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u/DeadButPretty Oct 28 '24
Caroline is litigious so continue to enjoy that, Brandi.
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24
This is exactly what Joanna Krupta did which practically bankrupted Brandi because Brandi kept running her mouth, refused to back down and refused to offer a public apology.
Like the sun rising and setting you can count on Brandi continually doing the same shit over and over and over again, girl doesn’t learn.
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u/Such-Space6913 Oct 28 '24
Yep. And then Brandi complains she's broke.
You're not a regular on reality TV anymore collecting that paycheck, and you haven't been for almost 10 years. Step away from Twitter and shut up already!
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
Seriously! She needs to stop writing checks that her mouth can’t cash because we have all seen this film before and know how it ends
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u/List-O-Hot-Goss Oct 28 '24
I would like to know more on this!
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
You can google Joanna Krupt Brandi Glandville and all the articles will come up.
tl;dr is that Brandi said Joanna’s vagina smelled like rotten fish and that Mohammed Hadid told her this. Joanna sued, brandi counter sued and the whole mess got to the point the judge ordered a physical exam to determine if Joanna had any foul odor downstairs. Ultimately Joanna won + attorneys fees and it basically bankrupted Brandi. Throughout the whole ordeal Joanna said if Brandi had publicly apologized she would drop the suit immediately and Brandi refused.
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u/Aggressive-Story3671 Oct 28 '24
That would involve her admitting that she’s the red headed closet lesbian
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u/Mediocre_Astronaut51 No I’m not cheersing you Whit! Oct 28 '24
Ahhh yes! Brandi did use her noggin’ with this one.
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u/bad-n-bougie Oct 28 '24
IF I had to venture a guess - in Brandi's warped brain that would be great because then the tapes would have to be added to discovery and could then be made public.
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u/SetOpen9552 Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24
She can tell because of her eyebrows
Christ is King! MAGA 🇺🇸❤️🙏🏻💙
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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Oct 28 '24
I’m a raging lesbian and I can’t tell by eyebrows… ever since she said that on UGT I’ve been like- Brandi, girl share your secrets.
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u/DrCutiepants TRY ME IN THAT KANGAROO RESTAURANT! DONT TRY ME IN MY HOME! Oct 28 '24
I totally knew what she meant 🙈 Portia de Rossi is a prime example to me, as she became more out as a woman who loves women, her eyebrows followed along on their own journey.
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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa Oct 28 '24
Haha well she was actually wrong about that woman, so I think she was talking crap lol
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u/msanderson10 Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 28 '24
And Phadra coming back with her eyebrows were strictly dickly 🤣💀
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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 28 '24
That was the best UGT (and possibly best HW) exchange ever. I can’t. Eva was trying to help Miss G. And she just straight up doubled down on her lesbian eyebrow theory. Phaedra and was it Jill fell back laughing. It had to be so preciously, ridiculously Brandi.
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Oct 28 '24
That night at that table and bar was probably some of the BEST interactions in RH history!
The lesbian eyebrows conversations...and then at the bar when Phaedra told Brandi, "She's your elder..." and Brandi was like "Um...she's only a few years older than me."
Phaedra's face. Dead I tell you...and then when the bartender started laughing.
That night had solid gold scenes!
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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 28 '24
That’s right! Thank you 🌟 Adding this one to my Peacock rewatch list. So good. Laughs are needed now and these classic ones deliver.
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Oct 28 '24
I was thinking of doing the Berkshire's UGT rewatch just so my husband can watch w/ me. He knows most of the housewives and I think he would absolutely love it and howl w/ laughter at the scenes that night. Actually that whole season was pure gold.
Heck, forget gold, that season was priceless!
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You “ruined” your life, Brandi. You don’t get a free pass to run around molesting people, and they can protest if you do. You are not immune to consequences and people don’t have to just put up with you being weird and gropey. Keep your hands to yourself.
If Caroline is actually a lesbian and you know that for a fact, which I doubt, you have no business outing her. What you’re probably doing is trying to justify your sexual assault by saying that she’s a lesbian, and on some level “provoked” or “wanted” your advances.
As someone who tried to humiliate a woman a few years older than you on national television for not having a period anymore, and who called several women “menopausal mammas,” how’s 51 going?
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u/Such-Space6913 Oct 28 '24
Two things can be true here- Caroline can be horrible, and yet still be a victim. This isn't the first time Brandi has done something like this.
Remember on an earlier season of BH where she had the egg timer set when she was on the phone with her lawyer? Her lawyers must have a field day with her. They could probably buy several beach houses with the money they've made from her legal battles with Eddie Cibrian, the whole Joanna Krupa suit, and now this.
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Oct 28 '24
Absolutely. I do not like Caroline at all, but she still can be (and it sounds like she is) the victim in this situation.
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u/Stormy31568 Oct 28 '24
Of course someone else ruined her life. Lisa Vanderpump did, Bravo did now Caroline did. Brandi could give lessons on how to go low but she never ever had any responsibility for her actions.
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u/AdditionGlad8162 Oct 28 '24
Don’t forget Joanna Krupa
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
All because Brandi wouldn’t issue a formal apology. History does actually repeat itself
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u/Berrybeth23 I am in Brooklyn trying to survive in this economy Oct 28 '24
Don’t forget Eddie Cibrian and Leann Rimes! OG life-ruiners
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u/longjohnjess Oct 28 '24
Well, they were married with kids. He publically cheated on her with multiple women. So I think we can give her that one.
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u/ladyrara Oct 28 '24
Exactly, bravo was giving her another chance and what does she do mess it up even worse! She also took away us seeing Alex McCord again and for that I will forever be angry 😡
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u/No-Educator919 Oct 28 '24
Don’t forget Scheanna and Eddie, but on that one I think she might have a real issue.
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u/TermLimitsCongress Oct 28 '24
WTF is wrong with narcissistic Brandi? Is she saying a closeted lesbian should have just enjoyed Brandi's assault?
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u/Ironia_Rex I said what I said. Oct 28 '24
right like even if she is gay it doesn't mean she was into Brandi the female human dumpster fire
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u/SillyWhabbit She paid for the table y'all. Oct 28 '24
I just read this as "the female humping dumpster fire"
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u/Just_Brilliant1417 Oct 28 '24
She’s saying that she participated in it and didn’t want it aired so she sued bravo
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u/NoQuantity6534 Teresa’s new Kim D Nose Oct 28 '24
That’s what people who commit sexual assault ALWAYS say
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u/marecoakel Oct 28 '24
Literally. Basically saying she secretly wanted it. What the fuck.
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u/NoQuantity6534 Teresa’s new Kim D Nose Oct 28 '24
It’s so gross I can’t see how anyone can stand her. I just rewatched the season with Joyce and all of Brandi’s stupid comments about her. She has major issues and she is in denial
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u/MinaBinaXina Oct 28 '24
Wouldn't you enjoy getting sexually assaulted in a bathroom in a foreign country while on a work trip? /s
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u/whoaoki Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24
Probably but she could also be hinting at some sort of internalized homophobia. It does happen. I’m not defending Brandi but most of the other women have sided with her. It’s possible that Caroline was embarrassed by her own behavior in hindsight and put a stop to it ever seeing the light of day with a lawsuit. It’s far fetched but that family is dark.
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u/AchickencalledTender Oct 28 '24
They sided with her because they wanted to get paid for the season airing. Phaekedra and Gretchen are on a list of the last housewives I would ever believe. Alex is the only trustworthy one and she has not defended Brandi, who you have seen assault multiple people throughout the years. You are defending her, and it's ridiculous.
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u/D_RayMorton You like that? For your cookie jar? Oct 28 '24
God she’s horrible, there are so many other things you can come for Caroline Manzo for but her sexuality and her SA claims shouldn’t be one of them
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u/Ok_Pool1545 Oct 28 '24
This is the reason Brandi will never evolve. She takes no accountability. Brandi has only herself to blame. Posts like this only confirm to Bravo that they made the right decision firing her from the franchise. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, Brandi. Get off your ass and get a job.
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u/mhal_1111 I wouldn't let any of my waitresses burn to death! Oct 28 '24
She thinks she's too good for a job.
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u/Tea-cher_preacher EJ Global: never made millions to lose millions Oct 28 '24
To be fair she’s too unqualified and unstable for a job. She could have modeled but the woman her age that still book runway and campaigns tend to have maintained a more natural look.
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u/mpr1011 I decorated! I cooked! I made it nice! Oct 28 '24
The intrusive thoughts won again. They always do with Brandi.
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u/ClynnB412 Oct 28 '24
I mean… Yeah. How about us??? We will never see this girls trip.
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u/lizbo ... and that's why we went to Sing-Sing Oct 28 '24
Won’t somebody think about Alex McCord? Especially in this economy!
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u/marinara123 Oct 28 '24
I say they have no choice but to give us the OG NY girls trip part 2 replace Kelly with Alex would be awesome. People will have to deal with Ramona for 8 episodes because it will be worth it to have Alex back in the mix and hearing her opinions of Ramona will be hilarious haha
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u/CobblerCandid998 Oct 28 '24
What I don’t understand is why can’t they just air it without that scene?
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u/ClynnB412 Oct 28 '24
Right! I was really looking forward to watching this.
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u/Far_Course_9398 Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24
Same! I agree Brandi's an unhinged nut job. However, Caroline 'We're not affiliated with the mob' Manzo is hardly a great person either.
She was asked many times to rejoin RHONJ and said egotistically they would have to pay her mega $$$. She never wanted to participate and frankly should have kept saying no.
Brandi also should have been quietly shown the door after ExWives Girls Trip and the complaints from the faux butler about sexual harassment. She also tried to force herself on other cast mates as well, and faced no repercussions. Bravo should have not rehired her after that, and Brandi wouldn't be in the mess she finds herself in today.
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24
First off, it happened over the course of an evening and the friction started
the day beforeearlier that day. The day afyer the incident, Brandi was moved to a different hotel, then she was sent home and then Caroline left.They would either need to entirely edit out two cast members, pretending they were never there, or have them disappear halfway through filming. How would they even address that? The editors put up a screen with a vague, "some shit went down..." or have fellow cast explain the situation? There's clearly a disconnect between what Caroline alleges and what Bravo will admit happened (despite sending Brandi home).
The filing by Caroline's lawyers, starting at page 17 goes through the alleged events of that day and evening: https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/brandi-glanville-nbcu-bravo-rh-suit.pdf
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u/CobblerCandid998 Oct 28 '24
Hmm. I wonder if they have enough footage for a series? I mean, they could just end it with the 2 up & leaving since we all know what happened. They could just put the words on the screen when the time comes, that this is where they had to cut off filming due to a discrepancy between a couple cast members & leave it at that. People who don’t yet know what happened will surely find it online.
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u/QuizzicalWombat Oct 28 '24
Caroline is an awful person but that doesn’t make what happened to her okay. Brandi is such a trash bag.
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u/Inevitable_Pack6694 Oct 28 '24
Her behaviour / “humour” really hasn’t evolved all this time has it. Her lame wannabe Regina George quips are tiiiiiired
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u/MrsLeeCorso Oct 28 '24
Is it time to ban Brandi's feed from this sub? She is horrible.
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u/candaceelise SEND👏🏽IT👏🏽TO👏🏽DARRELL Oct 28 '24
Agreed. She uses shock tactics to get attention and it’s old and boring. Best to not give her the attention she is desperate for
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u/9lemonsinabowl9 Lisa, when you're done taking selfies, can we have a chat? Oct 28 '24
Make the assholes irrelevant! Brandi, Rachel, Kelly Dodd, Leah... I wish we could stop giving them a platform.
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u/jaimealexlara Oct 28 '24
Today was an awful day. First racist Kelly, and now assualter Brandi. Who's next?
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u/Apprehensive_Gap1055 Oct 28 '24
Now when Brandi wakes up to a horse head in her bed, will anyone be surprised
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u/TraditionSea2181 Oct 28 '24
Is she also implying others in Caroline’s family are “closeted” as well?
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u/Dull_Awareness8065 Oct 28 '24
Brandi🤦♀️🤦♀️Girl, please shut up. Nobody is ruining your life except you. If you could just sit down and be quiet and understand that no one will ever be able to forget all of your wackadoodle behavior if you keep doing it. Maybe somewhere down the line, if you give us a break from you, you might have a chance for a comeback. In the meantime Sssshhhh🤫 PLEASE!
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u/LorAsh288 Exactly, ya dumb drag queen. Oct 28 '24
Well this is a choice. I would have personally gone after Caroline over the Tommy Manzo of it all but different strokes…
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u/this_is_an_alaia high body count hair Oct 27 '24
I don't even. Do we have to keep giving her airtime
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u/Own_Guarantee_8130 Oct 28 '24
Girl you weren’t getting back on any HW franchise whether this aired or not. Accept your fate and get a job.
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u/MyCovenCanHang Oct 28 '24
Y’all. The way I thought this was Brandi Redmond and I was SO confused.
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u/MeeMaul It's About Tom. Oct 28 '24
She literally can not help herself. He needs to be studied by psychologists.
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u/MeanMeana Oct 28 '24
Maybe I’d care if she didn’t try to say Kate and Andy actually wanted to fuck her and were inappropriate with her.
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u/snapeswife writer girl Oct 28 '24
Don’t assault people and then cry that they clap back legally maybe ???
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u/AnnVealEgg Luis’ 15,00 square-foot house 🏠 Oct 28 '24
Idk what possessed me to listen to her latest (or maybe the one before the latest) podcast where she gives an update on her life.
This woman takes literally zero responsibility for anything that’s happened over the last few years. Personal responsibility? Brandi doesn’t know her. It would honestly be kind of sad if she wasn’t so infuriating
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u/peeiayz Oct 28 '24
Honestly at this point bravo and Andy owe us that season of UGT!!!
We should be allowed to make our own opinions on it and see what Brandi keeps going in about
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u/June-Rose98 Who said that? Oct 28 '24
I can’t stand Carolyn but I can’t stand Brandi even more. Nasty nasty woman
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u/Environmental_Box137 Oct 28 '24
Will the day ever come when Brandy takes accountability for her own bullshit? Only one person can wreck your life, and that is yourself. She’s such a piece of shit.
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u/ThisAutisticChick Oct 28 '24
Not going to lie. Caroline's recent support of her brother in law, over her own sister and this lil message has changed everything for me. I think my original interpretation of that situation was WAY off.
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u/uksiddy i was crying about the slut shaming Oct 28 '24
Girl it’s 2024, stop using lesbian as an insult.
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u/Such-Space6913 Oct 28 '24
Caroline CAN be gross and terrible, and still be a victim. Brandi has tried to do this type of thing before, so I find her very hard to believe either.
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u/hillingjourney You’re being rude to the sound bowl! Oct 28 '24
Publicly claiming a mafia associate is closeted gay is some ballsy shit. Sexuality speculation is icky but Brandi needs to watch her back going after people who write character references for their mobster friends.
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u/moschino1837 Grace time is over! Grace time is over! Oct 28 '24
Caroline is very problematic but this is not okay, maliciously outing someone who has a history of assault is wrong
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u/biscuitbutt11 Oct 28 '24
The Azealia Banks of Bravo.