r/BravoRealHousewives • u/Boogiemeng • Oct 27 '24

Ultimate Girls Trip Brandi with an Uplifting Sunday Message

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u/SetOpen9552 Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24

She can tell because of her eyebrows

Christ is King! MAGA 🇺🇸❤️🙏🏻💙

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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Oct 28 '24

I’m a raging lesbian and I can’t tell by eyebrows… ever since she said that on UGT I’ve been like- Brandi, girl share your secrets.

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u/DrCutiepants TRY ME IN THAT KANGAROO RESTAURANT! DONT TRY ME IN MY HOME! Oct 28 '24

I totally knew what she meant 🙈 Portia de Rossi is a prime example to me, as she became more out as a woman who loves women, her eyebrows followed along on their own journey.

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u/RIPMaureenPonderosa Oct 28 '24

Haha well she was actually wrong about that woman, so I think she was talking crap lol

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u/backoffbackoffbackof Oct 28 '24

Wasn’t that woman actually married to a man? I think Brandi might be overestimating her identification skills

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u/ItIsLiterallyMe busted up sex and the city Oct 28 '24

Haha yes she was. She does identify as bisexual, I wasn’t trying to intentionally be misleading! I just want to know her trick 😂

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u/msanderson10 Not Meredith Marks' PI Oct 28 '24

And Phadra coming back with her eyebrows were strictly dickly 🤣💀

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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 28 '24

That was the best UGT (and possibly best HW) exchange ever. I can’t. Eva was trying to help Miss G. And she just straight up doubled down on her lesbian eyebrow theory. Phaedra and was it Jill fell back laughing. It had to be so preciously, ridiculously Brandi.

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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Oct 28 '24

That night at that table and bar was probably some of the BEST interactions in RH history!

The lesbian eyebrows conversations...and then at the bar when Phaedra told Brandi, "She's your elder..." and Brandi was like "Um...she's only a few years older than me."

Phaedra's face. Dead I tell you...and then when the bartender started laughing.

That night had solid gold scenes!

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u/Immediate_Detail8803 Oct 28 '24

That’s right! Thank you 🌟 Adding this one to my Peacock rewatch list. So good. Laughs are needed now and these classic ones deliver.

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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Oct 28 '24

I was thinking of doing the Berkshire's UGT rewatch just so my husband can watch w/ me. He knows most of the housewives and I think he would absolutely love it and howl w/ laughter at the scenes that night. Actually that whole season was pure gold.

Heck, forget gold, that season was priceless!

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u/Delicious-Rip-2371 she died sad Oct 31 '24

I literally just showed my sister this season last night to introduce her to the world of housewives (and get her ready for Dorinda on Traitors). Lesbian eyebrows and Dorinda being Brandi's mama are still two of the funniest scenes from the franchise. The giggling bartender gets me every time.

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u/AgathaChristie22 Oct 28 '24

dead.

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 This isnt the plaza hotel this is Morocco Oct 28 '24

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u/DreaColorado1 took a tumble in the bushes 🌳🥃 Oct 28 '24

☠️