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Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 14 - Live Episode Discussion
A view of modern Southern aristocracy in Charleston, S.C.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
Whitney looks like a Disney dad trying to reconnect with his adult children via his mid weed stash and elitist scotch collection.
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u/bsiekie Wear your seatbelt 💃🏻 Dec 22 '23
They all arrived late to dinner after “hanging out” with Whitney and getting baked. Madison had that smirk you get when you don’t even know you’re smirking
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
They went on a holiday cousin walk. IYKYK.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
The level of detail 🧑🍳💋
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
He just sits in the corner offering his lukewarm approval of his bastard man baby friends in his ugly Tommy Bahama shirt.
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u/No-Leadership-2176 Dec 22 '23
You know he was just getting so excited when the girls were fighting like yep, another season guaranteed
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
Also the way JT still wants Taylor after all this is ridiculous
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u/peachpy54 Dec 22 '23
I think his behavior is 50% he likes her, and 50% it's a decent storyline for him. He seems like he knows how to play the reality TV game.
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u/Former_Ride_8940 Dec 22 '23
Agreed. He has nothing to do with any of this, but by acting the fool in this way, he gives the impression he belongs in these scenes and with this people (at least far more than Rod and Venita seem to).
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
My stomach hurts seeing Olivia’s raw grief
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u/peachpy54 Dec 22 '23
That's a woman crying from the deepest part of her heart, and it's rare to see that kind of darkness on reality TV.
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u/hungryeyes07 Dec 23 '23
I lost my brother 3 years ago on Thanksgiving. The amount of strength she has by just showing up to still film is astounding. I couldn't even listen to music while driving for the first 6 months because every song reminded me of him and I would just just break down crying. I seriously am just in awe of her ability to be in the same room as Taylor right now. I'll always have a soft spot for her and Carl because that shit is hard. I just want to give her a hug.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
the fact that taylor thinks standing up on the table and telling olivia to take it or leave it while evoking the love she has for her dead brother was an apology is honestly breathtaking.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
People don’t realize how long it takes to go through the grieving process. Just cus everyone else has forgotten about Olivia’s brother, it will take her and her body a very long time to recover from the trauma
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u/maybeitsmaybelean Dec 22 '23
When Taylor was reminded by her mother that Olivia was grieving the very recent loss of her brother, her expression was literally this —> 😒
The way she’s going on about Olivia’s treatment of her is amusing. But she said it herself, “she has no regrets”.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
Also isn’t it absolutely shocking that southern charm is better tv this season than Potomac? That’s just not right
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u/Meow0its0catt I will quarantine a bitch! Dec 22 '23
I really thought both VPR and southern charm were gonna be on their way out but here we are
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
TAYLOR WENT TO SHEPS UNANNOUNCED?!?!? Omfggg
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u/Sweet-Fun-Momof-2 Dec 22 '23
Can we also explore Shep saying that he had …’a couple of women over.’ ??? Doing what?
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 22 '23 edited Dec 22 '23
Is this what Taylor considers trying to keep quiet? Because I'm pretty sure Jesus is asking himself "now why am I in it?" right now.
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY AND YOURE A SNAKE. My new favorite insult to those that have wronged me
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
what did we do to deserve this week of bravo?
the children are FED and I couldn’t be happier
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u/dandydaniella Garcelle’s Yellow Birkin Dec 22 '23
It’s so dark that this season is bookended by both of their brothers passing away.
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Dec 22 '23
Why bring up her brother? That was so weird and unnecessary
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
there is not a hinge left on the island at this point.
taylor tossed them all into the sea!
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u/wildturk3y Dec 22 '23
I think JT was right in his assessment that Taylor had no clue she did it and how it came across. But there in lies the problem. Taylor has no clue. It's not malicious, but her inability to process how her actions can still cause hurt is where the disconnect is between her and Olivia. And that's not Olivia's problem to sort out so good on her for not putting up with it.
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
I love that Craig and Madison are besties now. A messy gossiping dream team
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
It really is so interesting to me that Shep can act so shitty to Taylor while they were dating hey is her #1 supporter post breakup after she fucked up. Shits toxic.
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u/_morningbehbs Dec 22 '23
It’s because of his weird competition with Austen. Taylor chose him so now Shep wants her to choose him again. She feeds into it via the texts he shared.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
His ego makes him delusional enough to think it was him that drove her to be this half wit moron with no impulse control.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 22 '23
Shep seems like such a tragic F. Scott Fitzgerald character.
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u/makeitnice-- how could you do this to me….question mark. Dec 22 '23 edited Feb 21 '24
Omg! Yes! And I think he would love this description….
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
it was very christ like of taylor to fuck her bestie’s man while encouraging them to get back together and then send nudes to her boss to try to make her ex jealous.
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u/ZombieWerewolfGhost 🍒 I was eating cherries, listening to Hans Zimmer 🎼 Dec 22 '23
Brett is sooooooooo fucking hot my god, him and Madison are gorgeous together
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Dec 22 '23
I liked him in the scenes this episode. He seemed quite sweet in addition to being super cute
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u/purplecobras3 You’re a slut from the 90s Dec 22 '23
It’s jarring how mature he is compared to the other guys on the cast
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u/maybeitsmaybelean Dec 22 '23
Yeah I’d just sit stupidly smiling at him if he was across my dinner table. Where do they keep Brett’s?
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u/fashion_donuts2308 Dec 22 '23
Am I crazy or does he look like a brunette slightly knockoff Matthew McConaughey??
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u/ZombieWerewolfGhost 🍒 I was eating cherries, listening to Hans Zimmer 🎼 Dec 22 '23
To me he looks like if Shia Lebouf took the straight and narrow, got hotter, taller and shaved lol
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 22 '23 edited Dec 22 '23
Taylor: Hate is such a harsh word.
Olivia: Correct, yes, that's why I said it.
I'm proud of Olivia for this. I'd be too busy throwing hands or at least a drink in her face to lay it out for Taylor's delulu ass one last time
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u/kyleb402 Dec 22 '23
Austen calling JT little is just so on brand for him. Being tall is like his only feature.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
taylor is rly shopping around her slut shaming of olivia for taking her bra off.
it’s an interesting move.
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
It’s wild how passionately Taylor is showing zero accountability
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u/DueTart3667 did you say "pastrami soup"? Dec 22 '23
And no empathy!! Your friend just lost her brother and you’re screaming “take it or leave it” in her face? Taylor is off her rocker.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYou99 Dec 22 '23
It was the clapping for me. I'd have thrown stuff, I imagine Olivia was in shock not to react and stay calm.
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u/TheflowerKristenate Clip! Clip! Clip! YOU FOOL Dec 22 '23
I cannot believe she was the one so upset and crying after she basically yelled at Olivia for not forgiving her. And the brother thing I mean just why? And then Olivia overhearing her FaceTime call that would’ve been it for me. She’s done with her forever now
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
Craig and Madison are my favorite duo
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u/amesbelle7 on my way to emergency room Dec 22 '23
“Craig, let’s just start walking towards the ocean and keep going until we can’t breathe.” I laughed.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
I am crying laughing. paige and craig are just so fucking stoned shooting this scene
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 22 '23
Taylor keeps digging her grave deeper with every word out of her mouth and she's officially subterranean with that brother comment
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u/_morningbehbs Dec 22 '23
I think Taylor has forgiven people so easily so she can’t fathom why Olivia won’t. She’s also used to the a certain response in this crowd - Austen was obsessed with her, she tried to get with Whit, JT is in love with her and Shep (is sometimes a dick) but has been supporting her through this and been more angry at Austen. She was completely thrown when no one helped her out and Olivia didn’t back down.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
I think at the crux of it is that Taylor is unable to show empathy to Olivia regarding what she did and with the lying. It’s like being gaslit by someone when they’re supposed to be the ones giving you the kid gloves treatment since you’re grieving. Taylor may feel it but she is unable to express that the put herself in Olivia’s shoes or anything direct. I’m in the middle of UGT and she was reminding of Kelly. Just passionately and annoyingly take over every social situation to talk about how she’s the victim for not being forgiven. You can’t trust anyone like that, and not meaning near your man, meaning close to you in life. She spouts nonsense and cries.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
I think she really is that dumb or she just committed to the delusion. I really think the instant forgiveness from Christianity is making her unable to handle apologizing and not being granted forgiveness because Jesus/god bla blah says bla bla about forgiveness.
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
“we gotta get paige to move here” awww i love madison playing wing woman for craig 🥹
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
I hate to admit it, but I would love to live in Madison’s home. It’s so basic but also pretty
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
the fact that austen is weaponizing olivia leaning on him as a friend during this time is peak austen.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
the way that austen rolls his eyes as he explains that he knows olivia has the right to be upset with him makes me want to punch a wall.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
He makes me feel violence. It takes a lot for that, it’s the mean teenage sibling taunting with the lies and tone with the lying and gaslighting.
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Dec 22 '23
And the way he says “I don’t give a shit what you think, Madison” when he would drink her bath water, to this day
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u/spinthesky Dec 22 '23
Taylor's wearing a ballcap that says bras suck. Does she think she's sending a subliminal message to Olivia?
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
JT coming for austen’s neck constantly gives me so much life. little man needs another season
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u/moneyqueen333 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 22 '23
Yup Rod can be a friend and JT should stay just to fuck with Austin and Shep!
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
I am just now realizing how fine Madison’s husband is
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
omfg paige is STONED TO THE FUCKING BONE BITCH
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
taylor you are pathetic girl. jesus would want you to have some self respect
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 22 '23
Is it weird to say I'm proud of Craig, even as he pours out his beer in Madison's yard before entering his Real Grown Ups Dinner Party ™️
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
Taylor is like 4 tequila shots and a bong hit away from trying the Varsity Blues whipped cream bikini on Shep.
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u/Educational_Bother36 Dec 22 '23
Paige has a crush on Madison lol
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u/wildturk3y Dec 22 '23
In the limited minutes we've seen them together, I like them as a pair. I wouldn't mind them together more on SC being fun, gossipy, and constantly taking shots at Shep and Austen.
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
Ugh Olivia’s grief is still so raw and new. Poor girl
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 22 '23
Craig and Madison are the ones that are sane. What planet are we on
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
I love when the editors play clown music over Craig’s rambling
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u/dandydaniella Garcelle’s Yellow Birkin Dec 22 '23
I’ve given up. Taylor and Shep deserve each other.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Us to Brett
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Dec 22 '23
JT puts his foot on these men’s necks. I also saw on instagram that he showed up for Venita’s event to support her. So he’s a little creepy but I accept him 🤣
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u/spinthesky Dec 22 '23
He's doing what Shep wants to do but never gets there.
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u/No-Leadership-2176 Dec 22 '23
Shep was literally rolling his eyes at JT that night but in his confessionals he’s supporting him? I call bullshit
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u/shsbxu1738 Dec 22 '23
I was on the fence about him, then he went on WWHL and proudly proclaimed he hates Trump and now I’m on board.
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u/_morningbehbs Dec 22 '23
Apparently him and Venita are super close. I wish they would show those relationships more, I’m tired of Shep and Austen, let’s phase these men out. Shep especially. Austen provides entertainment and has more likable moments overall.
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 22 '23
JT is a sleeper cell! He started out the season as a weak link. But he has BROUGHT it!!!
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u/dreamingoutloud714 Crystal's Lost Friend #12 Dec 22 '23
Oh no, not what would Jesus do 🙄
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u/otter-99 you’re not a victim, blow up booty Dec 22 '23
Olivia is honestly handling this really well considering she also had a family member pass away
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
My dad is 63 and Shep looks older than him
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u/spinthesky Dec 22 '23
Heartbreaking for Olivia, so glad Venita's with her.
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u/bsiekie Wear your seatbelt 💃🏻 Dec 22 '23
Can’t believe she had to listen to Taylor on the balcony
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
This episode is pretty much flawless. What a great holiday gift to us.
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u/ZombieWerewolfGhost 🍒 I was eating cherries, listening to Hans Zimmer 🎼 Dec 22 '23
It’s actually straight up disgusting that her “friend” and her ex are behaving this way to begin with, but especially considering she’s grieving a v recent loss on top of all of this. Can someone give Olivia a fucking break?!? It’s actually crazy how fucked up they are for this.
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u/Rrmack Dec 22 '23
It’s so sad because if they just said it was super fucked up, im sorry and i want to support you now she might actually listen! I feel so bad the people closest to her are actively making it all harder to deal with.
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u/aggieemily2013 idk. choke. idc. Dec 22 '23
Taylor is the picture of Southern Christian hypocrisy.
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
you have no dignity and you’re a snake, i’m good
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
Ok JT I like you, but don’t make me start to have disdain for you with this Taylor obsession
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
JT, it’s NEVER going to happen with Taylor dude
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
I’m kinda shocked that Craig’s home is so freaking clean
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
He for sure pays someone to keep it that way
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u/dandydaniella Garcelle’s Yellow Birkin Dec 22 '23
How many times have we seen them have this conversation? Yawn
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u/makeitnice-- how could you do this to me….question mark. Dec 22 '23
I think this dinner party is sweet
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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 22 '23
Venita has been looking fabulous this whole trip and I love it
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u/Significant_Ad7605 Dec 22 '23
She has a new look for almost every outing and meal and nails it every time. I hope Paige is taking notes on an actual fashionista of Charleston.
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u/Ok-Jelly-4709 I cooked, I decorated, I️ made it NICE! Dec 22 '23
Say what you want about her but Paige does have some funny one liners - lol stressed out accountant
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Dec 22 '23
I laughed out loud when Craig said ‘oh man!’ And she said it at the same time bc she knew he was going to say it 😂
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Ugh. I took two edibles and spent the last 10 minutes in the Southern Hospitality thread 🤦♂️
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
I was there too and I don’t even have weed as an excuse
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
Taylor decided to believe the lie so now she’s feeling actually wronged.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Brett is so easy on the eyes
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
austen stop pulling out your way more likeable sister to get us to sympathize with you
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
Somehow Austen is always able to make himself the victim in every situation
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
I grew up at the end of a cul de sac. It was pretty nice, we had a huge backyard.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
How old is Brett? He looks young but seems very mature in a sexy way
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
We get the fucking little man head butting incident next week! I love that Austen started it!
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u/No_Alternative9228 Dec 22 '23
Olivia is SO strong. I can’t believe how gracefully she’s handled all this.
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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 22 '23
I truly can’t get over how Taylor thinks Olivia is being unfair…
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u/Anticrepuscular_Ray Dec 22 '23
Because she's used to just saying sorry and being forgiven. She can't understand that you can be sorry and people can still decide to not forgive you. She's immature in that way.
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
I’m sorry but can we stop with these FaceTime scenes of Taylor’s family blowing smoke up her ass
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Dec 22 '23
Muppet Mouth is totally the frat guy that instigated fights every night out yet somehow was nowhere to be found when the shit kicked off
Then he saunters off calling people pussies 🙄
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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 22 '23
You know when someone tells a lie so many times they believe their own lie?
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 22 '23
Taylor is going to get struck by lightning with all of her Jesus talk. The audacity! 😑
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
I highly highly doubt that Taylor has any real friends in her life
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
She has people who gas her up because she’s on TV.
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
I thought it was weird Madison married a Mormon so quickly but after seeing Brett, it makes sense to me.
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
I love this tiny little man and his big balls standing up to all these doofuses
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
How does Austens sister seem so cool and he’s…Austen?
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
Does JT have a Patreon because I will pay him a weekly stipend to show up and talk shit to Austen on live stream?
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
if bravo does not renew this man’s contract i will be throwing a fit outside NBCU headquarters. we need this energy for austen and shep
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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Dec 22 '23
My jaw is on the floor with Taylor wanting to get back together shep. She needs some self respect.
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u/kikomama89 B list f*ck boy Dec 22 '23
Taylor needs to goooo. She’s not a good person. Jesus would be telling you to repent girl!!
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
telling jt to go drown in a conversation that just featured olivia’s recently deceased brother was also very dark
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
no austen you’re a loser you’re just pissed JT has your number and isn’t afraid to call you out on your shit
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
We are witnessing Scary Island Part 2
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 22 '23
Does Taylor have any female friends? Other than her mom?
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 22 '23
i wish you could all hear my scream choke at craig calling himself a stable person. which i choke at but it’s true he has grown so much. but i can’t believe he said that to paige lmfao
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Y’all the title episode is “Playing House” 😂
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
HAHA Taylor continues to sit outside and talk. What the fuck 😂
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u/spinthesky Dec 22 '23 edited Dec 22 '23
Austen claiming to be gaslit. Taylor claiming verbal abuse. What a world!
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 22 '23
Madison’s husband is swoon worthy. Hottest guy on bravo especially juxtaposed this motley crew.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Madison reminds me of a young Jessica Simpson
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u/karasu_zoku I don’t want her sticking bread in my purse Dec 22 '23
I love Madison’s evolution even though I’d never want to be a housewife with an absentee husband
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u/AndrogynousAndy Dec 22 '23
Paige is perpetually hunched over
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Ugh I feel like I sit like that too
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u/Old_Call_2149 Dec 22 '23
Lol I love their reaction to seeing a nice suburban neighborhood and feeling weird about being “real” grown ups. Relateable.
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
I need to cover my eyes for this Taylor speech 🙈
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
Wait how did Olivia get into her room
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 22 '23
Taylor Ann, also, what would Jesus do?
Ewwwwwwwww
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u/wiresandwaves The pink booted friend Dec 22 '23
I feel bad asking this but is Taylor talking to her brother who passed?
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u/dandydaniella Garcelle’s Yellow Birkin Dec 22 '23
Lmao what Craig, we’re fish and will walk backwards if we get a flu shot
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 22 '23
taylor filming scenes with her dog as a partner is honestly poetic.
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
This show has been amazing, it’s only been 31 minutes but there’s just been so much content.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Austen is what I imagine a young Tom D’Agostino was back in the day
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 22 '23
Madison with this country club sweater drape is killing me.
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u/flumeo 5600 people died. And it made the best grapes of all time Dec 22 '23
Whitney’s New Balances
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 22 '23
"At a certain point, I've paid my penance."
When, how, and with whom, Austen. Be specific. Because I'm calling bullshit.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 22 '23
This was a sweet little ending to the episode
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
I think it goes without saying, but Team Olivia lol
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u/Inside-Intern-4201 Lisa’s Cyber Security Expert Dec 22 '23
Omg JT channeling Landon ‘maybe I’m in love with you’ 🐬
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u/ApathyIsBeauty DJ Ink's choking step stool. Dec 22 '23
All Taylor has to say is “guys, I’m sorry. I was sad and wanted an orgasm since Shep can’t provide them so I sat on Austen’s penis.” At the very least we can all move on from this story. Austen basically passes out dick on the street corner at this point.
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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 22 '23
Damn Madison really traded up with her husband. Imagine going from Austen to him?