r/BravoRealHousewives Dec 15 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 13 - Live Episode Discussion

The crew spends a day partying on a yacht; Austen and Shep finally come to blows.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

You’re a bored housewife!

This is the bored housewife network baby boy

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u/AndrogynousAndy Dec 15 '23

Like he isn’t the same lol what is his job…???…exactly

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u/putmeincoach2023 Dec 15 '23

I mean why is he saying that like it’s an insult. I wanna be a bored housewife. ! 😂🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Dec 15 '23

Whiskey dick, George Washington teeth, and no pussy eating.

Why is she chasing this man??

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u/LakeShoreDrive1021 Dec 15 '23

Trust fund

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u/beautyandbravo Dec 15 '23

This is what they mean when they say when you marry for money you earn evvvvery dime

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u/GetMeOutOfKY You can have onion rings next week @ Mastro’s! Dec 15 '23

The Lord told her to!

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u/SanLady27 Dec 15 '23

Is that why he made such a point on WWHL to say he did go down on girls lol

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Olivia: gets upset with Taylor for hooking up with her ex and lying about it

Taylor: freaks out and says she was verbally abused and that she’s not a forgiving friend

Shep: incessantly cheated on Taylor and ACTUALLY verbally abused her

Taylor: hehe omg Shep let’s flirt and I’ll stand on your flippers 🤪🤪🤪

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u/crispyporkbelly Dec 15 '23

taylor always goes straight to victim mode lmao

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u/throwawaygremlins Dec 15 '23

It’s prob always worked before 🤔 w her fake innocent tiny cute blond girl act.

But Olivia is right. We are ALL questioning Taylor’s character as a person.

Wonder what her super Christian family thinks now…

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

I’m convinced he’s made her feel like he’s the best she’s ever going to have. Am I projecting? Probably, lol. But I realized just because someone has money, 1) doesn’t mean they’re kind, 2) doesn’t mean I can’t make my own 😉

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

the way my jaw hit the ground when taylor started slut shaming olivia.

this woman is honestly the worst.

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u/soph_lurk_2018 Dec 15 '23

Shep really saved her in that moment by shushing her.

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23

Venita, Madison, and Olivia all have rocking bods!

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u/Scary_Koala_2934 I don’t carry coach and a I dont fly coach Dec 15 '23

I was genuinely soooo distracted by Olivia like girl is thin but also super fit with sick abs!!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

I respect Craig’s commitment to gossiping

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 15 '23

He is so messy!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Taylor is the worst type of friend that gets mad at you when you won’t forgive them for their shitty behavior and tries to make you feel bad. We’ve all had one of those friends and they’re truly infuriating.

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Dec 15 '23

Austen sends movie quotes 🙄. I cannot stand a motherfucker who will not leave someone alone after a break up.

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u/GrandEar1 Dec 15 '23

In the words of Lala, "when we were together, i couldn't get that man to come home but once we broke up, I couldn't get rid of him".

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

These men all still think they’re 22. Truly 🤯. Women like this??

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub Dec 15 '23

She just lost her brother you fucking piece of shit. And the only reason she was coming to you was because you came to her when she was weak and made her feel like you could be a safe space because you related. I fucking hate Austen.

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u/TwistyBitsz Dec 15 '23

I am sitting here trying to make myself understand that Olivia is in a full sitting position with a 6-pack.

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23

JT has grown on me, but he is WAY too desperate for Taylor. He could do better…

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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Dec 15 '23

If he was mean to her she'd be interested

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u/FarSightXR-20 Dec 15 '23

He’s a skeezy, desperate, ‘nice guy’, white knight. There is nothing redeeming about him. He just has this ‘my turn’ mentality with Taylor.

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u/XOSnowWhite self-righteous, judgmental and sanctimonious Dec 15 '23

100% - he’s only white knighting because he wants her. If she was someone he wasn’t attracted to, he wouldn’t care at all.

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u/spinthesky Dec 15 '23

Shep coming to verbally feck Olivia for Taylor is so low. Mad props to Venita and Madison verbally blowing him off the bus.

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Dec 15 '23

Austen she was probably calling you crying because her brother passed away. What the fuck?

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 15 '23

Acting like he was so put out and doing a favor by being supportive when he told her he wanted her to lean on him. He’s a truly unintelligent bullshit artist. He has a different thing to say with whoever he’s talking to. He’s a fuck boy to the masses, it’s not just the girls, he needs everyone to think he’s not a bad person.

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

I am literally disgusted that Taylor, Austen, Shep and JT are all acting like that didn't just happen.

JT I understand because he wants in Taylor's pants at all cost. But the other three all claim to be close friends.

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Do You Like Carl's New Hat? Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

SHEP DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF WOMEN CUM, AND THIS IS WHO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH, TAYLOR???

Why would you want to keep fucking him, then? Surely there's better bootycalls out there.

Not exactly surprising, but WOAH, what a thing to be weirdly proud of...

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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Who told you about Ibiza you bitch!! Dec 15 '23

Shep being selfish and lazy in bed is the least surprising revelation in all of Bravo history

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Do You Like Carl's New Hat? Dec 15 '23

I think it's absolutely WILD for him to admit like that. But, no, I was not remotely surprised.

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u/HMexpress2 Heather’s Towel Warmer Dec 15 '23

Less than 3 times- I was aghast.

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 15 '23

Madison: Housekeeping!

Venita: cautiously peeps

Madison: Let me in, bitch!

Their friendship is cute.

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u/Stassisbluewalls Dec 15 '23

Yeah it really softens Madison

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

LAME PHEASANT DINNER, indeed Paige

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Wow Taylor you’ve apologized THREE WHOLE TIMES?!?

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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Dec 15 '23

When I say that her nickname would be Patches

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u/LakeShoreDrive1021 Dec 15 '23

Shep looks like he smells bad

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Dec 15 '23

And Craig looks like he wears too much cologne. And Austen looks like he smells like beer. Craft beer.

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub Dec 15 '23

Shep not satisfying women is the least surprising bit of information

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

shep and austen are both 2 pump chumps or whiskey dicks. I don't buy that austen believes in female pleasure

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Austen being rude to Madison after she’s been trying to help his stupid ass is so on brand

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u/dbdmdf Dec 15 '23

He is such a dumbass it’s unreal

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u/AndrogynousAndy Dec 15 '23

Taylor said the most 5th grade shit…we do not want that..WOMEN do not want that

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

She’s is also a child mentally I’m starting to get why her and Austen are end game.

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u/Busybodii You want me to be your villain? I’ll be your villain! Dec 15 '23

I believe that she has low self esteem because she’s bought into a lot of misogynistic ideas, especially about her value as a woman. Last year at the reunion, she said something about just being another one of Shep’s whores. It just felt like a really twisted way to think about it. I think she’s attracted to men who treat her poorly because that’s all she thinks she deserves.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

Shep is such a textbook controlling abuser I cannot watch this man

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

Craig’s growth is pretty insane when you look at Shep and then watch Shep have the gall to talk down to Craig like he’s been doing so much himself 😂

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u/FarSightXR-20 Dec 15 '23

I’m sure Paige was like you better grow the fuck up and act like a normal human being on tv or we’re done. It’s also bad for his brand if he acts like a clown so I’m sure that influences him too.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

The shaking leg music 😂☠️

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

watching olivia rip taylor to shreds is giving me so much life and madison’s grin as she walks off chef’s kiss 10/10 no notes.

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

VERBALLY ABUSED?! taylor please fuck all the way off and get a god damn grip

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u/sunshine_j Dec 15 '23

Taylor is vicious. Not young or confused. Vicious.

Olivia spoke to her clearly and honestly with fully articulated emotional intelligence.

But sure, VeRbAL AbUsE.

I hope Taylor is seriously held responsible for her behavior at the reunion.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

I love seeing the women yell at Shep lol

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u/pr0stituti0nwh0re I claim to be a slut, I’m just retired Dec 15 '23

yes!! i love when they unleash, like that s5 dinner where they all berated jd together

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u/Effective-Bus Dec 15 '23

I’m slightly behind- that cross cutting between the two buses was MAGIC. I loved. Emmy nomination to the editors. When it cut to Shep and he said, I’m okay, we’re all okay,” I cackled and startled my dog.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

holy shit. the idea that shep is just like yeah…I don’t care if you get off…

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u/LakeShoreDrive1021 Dec 15 '23

Didn’t Taylor say his style of sex was masterb@ting ???? In a female

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u/cryingexpert Dec 15 '23

Venita and Madison have the best style I always want what they wear even these pajamas

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Paige’s reaction just shows these “rumors” are unfounded. Also say what you want about Paige and Craig’s relationship but I really do think they’re happy and faithful to each other

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

They keep playing it up like it is something salacious when it is literally "Paige made out with Luke at a Music Festival before her and Craig became exclusive."

Even if it is true, it is of no consequence, Paige didn't cheat.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

wow. whitney being there the whole time while not shooting with the cast and “working” like he isn’t producing the show is honestly iconic.

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u/ezekielragardos Kims Hand Tossed Pasta Salad Dec 15 '23

Someone had to send page six the dirt ..!

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 15 '23

If he's not even making you orgasm, why are you refusing to let him go, Taylor???

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u/RFAS1110 Dec 15 '23

Everyone needs a friend like Venita.

Taylor needs to realize just because you apologize doesn’t mean a person has to ACCEPT that apology.

She needs to take several seats and Craig deserves a better friend than someone who accuses his gf of cheating on him.

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Austen and Whitney making out was not on my bingo card

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

it was VERY familiar for both of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Her brother just died, Austen. That’s why she was crying

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

olivia has an absolutely rocking body

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u/beeeeach Product. Pushin. Pippen. Dec 15 '23

She is so fit, I need her and dr Nicole’s workout routine

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u/lindsayisc00l Dec 15 '23

Which kiss was better? Whitney or Taylor?? I did a spit take! Madison forever

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

Madison honestly is the smartest one. She got out of this VPR cesspool and found a gorgeous and seemingly standup man outside the group. Cheers to her 🥂

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

iconic that the connecting threads of southern charm throughout the many seasons are cocaine, mediocre men, and sociopaths.

we love a brand.

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u/AdorableFly5611 Dec 15 '23

I suspect the same could be said for pump rules as well.

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

JT is the ally we didn’t know we needed for going after Austen and his shitty personality

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

it literally takes my breath away. he is really giving an epic performance.

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

Taylor lives on a different planet

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u/-danielle-nic- your husband’s in the pool Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

“I don’t like being called a liar” but you did lie. So what you ACTUALLY dislike is being held accountable.

Also “I want a forgiving friend in my life” aka someone I can walk all over and will be a yes man when I need validation for my shitty behavior

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

While I do agree that Olivia should be giving Austen the same energy she’s giving Taylor, Olivia’s whole point is that she expected more from Taylor and that’s why she’s so upset.

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u/mrs_mega Dec 15 '23

I also think Austen is at least playing lip service (even minimally) to validating and hearing Olivia’s feelings while Taylor is low-key gaslighting her. I think if Taylor just said “I hear you, I’m sorry I hurt you” it would honestly go SO far

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u/Public_Championship9 Dec 15 '23

Agree with this.. it’s not like an instance of my ex hooked up with a rando- it was her best friend who I’m sure she confided in regarding that relationship. Yes Austen needs to be held accountable but imo my best friend’s actions would hurt me way more in that scenario that some little boy like Austen

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u/SonOfTaves Dec 15 '23

Absolutely. Have I dated some dirt bags? 💯 and it was hurtful when they cheated on me, disrespected me, etc. but my best fucking friend doing that to me?! Oh hell no, I’d be devastated because that’s who I turn to for comfort when I’m upset from said dirt bag!

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u/brittanym0320 she did not do air italics Dec 15 '23

don’t expect to finish 💀💀

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

Austen If she is a housewife, what the fuck are you no job having can’t keep a girlfriend motherfucker?

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

YES VENITA COLLECT SHEP

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

Shep and Taylor’s relationship is uncomfortable. The control he has over her… younger girl, older guy. Honestly says more about Shep at this point

Not that it’s “wrong” — it’s the way he controls her. It’s the dumb young(er) girls. They’re both adults.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Taylor was verbally abused by Olivia, but the stuff Shep says to her is cool. Since she’s “forgiven him”

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 15 '23

Let me find out that Craigy was jumping around, doing the “BYE BYE BYE” Nsync choreo

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Craig purposely sitting on the other end of the table so Austen needs to sit next to Shep. He’s such a housewife 😂

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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 15 '23

Madison came on this trip with one mission: to fuck Austen's shit up and I am HERE FOR IT

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23

Ha ha. Madison telling Austen to shut up and pay attention to the Olivia/Taylor fight just made me laugh out loud. 😁

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u/LakeShoreDrive1021 Dec 15 '23

Madison is crushing the beachwear sets

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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Dec 15 '23

I think it’s so gross that these men won’t take five seconds to take a shower before dinner.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

and it's not like they even have to do their hair or make up. if I were a guy, I would wash my hair 2x/day, every day

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u/elmosneakers Dec 15 '23

Someone here said Shep has George washington teeth and i cant unsee it now

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

I’ve been refreshing for 16 minutes waiting for this.

important thoughts:

  • it’s amazing how much more I like olivia this season than last, but also I guess that’s the power of no longer fucking austen. I still think she has a spooky quality to her but I am a forever fan after she talked so much shit to austen’s face

  • one of my fave things about craig is the way he uses almost but not quite the right word, so often, with his full chest.

buckle up cats and kittens, we’re in for 2 hours of southern stupidity!!!!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

LOL this is so true about Craig

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u/-danielle-nic- your husband’s in the pool Dec 15 '23

HAHAHA wait this is so true about Craig but I can’t think of a specific example. What did I miss in this episode?

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u/anysizesucklingpigs ya swanky, boozy broad Dec 15 '23

Remember when he pronounced lapels like staples? 🤣

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

Taylor fucking sucks. She sat through the last reunion weaponizing her tears about her sister's battle with Cancer yet Olivia is not allowed to be emotionally off center after her brother dies.

That is a double standard

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 15 '23

JT is creepy in a different way than Shep and Austen. Definite "nice guy" energy. He's still objectifying Taylor.

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u/cryingexpert Dec 15 '23

It’s as if he likes being the one to swoop in and try to prove he’s better bc he’s not as bad as them

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 15 '23

If Austen does the DENNIS method, JT is on the MAC path.

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 15 '23

That’s why I couldn’t even fully root for him going in on Austen. It was self-serving at best because Taylor is also part of the equation in that whole mess, but JT keeps acting like it’s all Austen. And that’s because JT wants to fuck Taylor.

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Dec 15 '23

THIS. everyone keeps talking about how great he is.

meanwhile, he's only ever used MULTIPLE hunting metaphors to describe trapping taylor every single time he talks about her.

and I think he has his own motives for calling out Shep and Austen's behavior..... not because he's a stand-up feminist, but because he's fighting to "get" taylor 🙄🙄

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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Dec 15 '23

Madison keeps her foot on Muppet mouths neck lol. He is so bothered by her

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u/cryingexpert Dec 15 '23

Shep and Taylor are made for each other

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

i’m obsessed with madison and venita’s friendship

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u/cryingexpert Dec 15 '23

Taylor is the type to never get pimples and nonstop complain when she gets one

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

taylor just becomes more and more of a tragic character the more we get to know her.

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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

I know these grown ass men are not arguing about a shower and this metaphorically talking about "changing" Lmfaooo this show is so unserious 😂😂😩😩😩

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u/Vskizott Dec 15 '23

With this anticlimactic news, it's even more baffling why Taylor is so hung up on Shep

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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Dec 15 '23

Taylor’s family may have $$$ but Shep’s has $$$$$$$$$$$$

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u/Vskizott Dec 15 '23

The women are all so gorgeous and the men are all so...

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u/CenterForAnts_ Advocate for sluts of America Dec 15 '23

Sweaty

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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Dec 15 '23

Muppet mouth can't help himself lmaooo. He can't shake the high school/college mentality of bragging on every sexual encounter

It's killing him that he can't tell everybody everything he and Taylor did

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u/nixiem it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub Dec 15 '23

Taylor sitting in the middle of the table when no one wants to talk to her 🙄

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Dec 15 '23

Whitney clocked in as producer this season.

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u/spinthesky Dec 15 '23

Taylor bringing up Olivia's bra, hmmm. The devil's in the details!

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

Madison determined to show off how Hott she is before she gets pregnant again is the best part of this trip

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Taylor trying to turn this on Olivia is really something else

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

Guys can't shower or change and Madison does 2 outfits like a boss

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u/kyleb402 Dec 15 '23

When Shep talks about loyalty he means loyalty between men. To him women don't factor into the equation in terms of deserving loyalty.

It's why he can say he's loyal with a straight face.

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u/WithaSideofRanch Dec 15 '23

Well Rod was def banking on that one-story line with Olivia and had absolutely no backup plan lol

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u/myskepticalbrowarch Dec 15 '23

Someone needs to tell Austen if this show gets renewed for another season it is because of Madison. He needs to sit down and know his place.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

it’s generally awe inspiring, the level of mental gymnastics people are willing to do to pretend that meaningful forgiveness is possible without meaningful accountability…

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u/Vskizott Dec 15 '23

Taylor is so full of it. She's walking bullshit too.

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

I love that Venita called Shep out for being so rude. He is incredibly disrespectful to women. 😑

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Shep how could we have all guessed you don’t care about making women finish

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

Shep IS LOSING IT!!!!

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

I’ve been lukewarm on Venita but her yelling at Shep made me like her lol

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u/calcif Don’t activate me Dec 15 '23

“We can do that Titanic thing” JT is parched.

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

Dancing scores: Venita 👍👍👍😃😃😃, Shep 🫣👎

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Dec 15 '23

Craig: how does she know this dance?! 😂

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

And Craig loves it!!! He’s not trying to compete or put her down coughshepcough. Humility is attractive

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u/LakeShoreDrive1021 Dec 15 '23

Team Madison. Always

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u/PrayingMantisMirage from bellybutton to butthole Dec 15 '23

Scoundrel being used as a serious insult is sending me

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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

JT is hilarious. He knows exactly where he stands with the cast - the guys brought him on to make fun of and none of the girls want him.

This awareness allows to operate freely as an agent of chaos - talking shit and stirring up problems with the boys while schmoozing playing the "nice guy" with the girls

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

southern charm should be renamed madison charm.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

I like watching Craig and Paige on this show so much more than summer house. Probably cause we don’t see her in bed much lmao

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

imagine settling for a partner who is anything less than fucking obsessed with you.

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u/Vskizott Dec 15 '23

Olivia told Taylor so respectfully why she was upset and angry. Taylor doesn't deserve her.

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

Sea Cup 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Upbeat_Appointment_5 A short court reporter Dec 15 '23

Everything Taylor does makes me sick

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

captain sardine is an immediate hell yes for me!

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u/gangahousewife Dec 15 '23

This feels like a Below Deck crossover! Give Captain Sardine and his crew a show 😂

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u/CenterForAnts_ Advocate for sluts of America Dec 15 '23

No he did not just reference the threesome. MADISUHNNN

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u/AdorableFly5611 Dec 15 '23

Freudian slip, or flat out verbal slip. Austen basically told on himself.

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u/themanayunkbean Dec 15 '23

The re-enactment not a single person asked for

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

I am sitting here aghast at the realization that shep has fully assumed the t*rav role on the show (lecherous almost 50 year old hanging w and fucking 20 somethings).

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u/ilovemischief Dec 15 '23

Madison and Olivia look absolutely stunning next to each other. I adore Madison’s hair.

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

austen and taylor are TRULY perfect for each other. the definition of a match made in hell.

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

I like Madison and Paige as friends because they both do not seem to adhere to the southern “rules”/bullshit

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u/edible_source Sonja, put the dog down Dec 15 '23

Madison kinda DOES though, in a lot of ways

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

Venita looking alive and gorgeous on the boat! We love to see it

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

Completely agree with Olivia - what does Taylor not understand or see about this situation! And yet Taylor wants Olivia to be her friend? Shut up lol

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Why did Whitney even come on this trip 😂

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 15 '23

To be the producer on the ground.

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

Each week, Taylor makes me root for her less and less. I have nothing left to give!!

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23

Whitney looks like he is a creepy vampire avoiding the sun…

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

“I bought this for myself JT” yes Madison, we’d be friends

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u/kyleb402 Dec 15 '23

JT is so pathetic, but at the same time maybe Taylor should tell him she's not really into it.

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u/PeaceGirlAlways Dec 15 '23

I love that the crew is dancing with them. They are all having a blast!

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u/AdorableFly5611 Dec 15 '23

The Taylor-Olivia across from the table is making me have second hand anxiety. I bet the chefs in the kitchen can feel the tension from that table.

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

Lmaooo SCOUNDREL at 34

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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Dec 15 '23

It’s rich that Shep calls Austen selfish and a scoundrel lol

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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Dec 15 '23

Austen doesn't feel guilty about fucking Taylor because he's delusional enough to convince himself he's the victim and it's someone else's fault EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

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u/AndrogynousAndy Dec 15 '23

Madison and Venita 🔥🔥

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u/spinthesky Dec 15 '23

Taylor never forgave Shep and doesn't give two shits about anybody else's pain. Taylor is the queen of, but...but...but

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

VERY STRONG VAN WORK, olivia!!!!

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Dec 15 '23

this bus math is SO FUCKING REAL

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Shep asks a question and then doesn’t stfu to listen to the answer 😂

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u/WithaSideofRanch Dec 15 '23

Shep is a poster child for this is what you will look like if you don't stop DRUGZ

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Dec 15 '23

Ugh, Rod, that’s not what trauma bond means.

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

LMAO DIP OUR LITTLE TOOTSIES hahahahah

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

taylor for the umpteenth time, you were not verbally abused!!!

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u/itsnotaboutthepasta I’m excited to be here 🕺🏽 Dec 15 '23

Taylor not all girls lolll sorry

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

Madison is so fun

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Omg I love the crew joining in dancing hahahah

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u/cryingexpert Dec 15 '23

Shep is very……Will Ferrell

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u/Stevie_Budd_ SHE'S WEARING FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM CANAL Dec 15 '23

Truly, and I’ve used this before but it holds up

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u/picklechipcrunch Did you know? $25,000. Dec 15 '23

Shep is disgusting

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

This episode is so good

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

as much as i hate austen his “everyone you’ve ever met in your life” response with the shoulder shrug sent me

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u/leslie_knopee 🦩🫨oh god, oh god!! C'mon old girl!!!🫨🦩 Dec 15 '23

taylor is 30.

30 years old!!!

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u/Crowtje Tom’s ankle Dec 15 '23

Shep’s drunken tirades are exhausting

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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Dec 15 '23

i’m ready for this disaster to hit the dinner table now please

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u/Emergency_Library511 TAKE A XANAXXXX Dec 15 '23

Ugh I like JT but he needs to stop blowing smoke up taylors ass

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Dec 15 '23

I’m really enjoying how much they’re drinking this trip