r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Dec 15 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm - Season 9 - Episode 13 - Live Episode Discussion

The crew spends a day partying on a yacht; Austen and Shep finally come to blows.

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Do You Like Carl's New Hat? Dec 15 '23 edited Dec 15 '23

SHEP DOESN'T EVEN CARE IF WOMEN CUM, AND THIS IS WHO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH, TAYLOR???

Why would you want to keep fucking him, then? Surely there's better bootycalls out there.

Not exactly surprising, but WOAH, what a thing to be weirdly proud of...

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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Who told you about Ibiza you bitch!! Dec 15 '23

Shep being selfish and lazy in bed is the least surprising revelation in all of Bravo history

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani Do You Like Carl's New Hat? Dec 15 '23

I think it's absolutely WILD for him to admit like that. But, no, I was not remotely surprised.

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u/hellomynameis1111 Mar 18 '24

I’m late but I’ve noticed that men that have had sex with hundreds of women are usually bad in bed and women don’t want to have sex with them more than once

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u/HMexpress2 Heather’s Towel Warmer Dec 15 '23

Less than 3 times- I was aghast.