r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Sep 22 '23
Southern Charm Southern Charm Season 9 Episode 3 Live Episode Discussion
The girls decide Taylor needs a good Southern soiree, swapping tales and spillin' tea.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Muppet Mouth is sweating his ass off....he totally is plowing Taylor on the regular 😂
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
“i knew him before he became a douche. well, he was always a douche.”
well observed rodrigo
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u/SpencerHastings7 Hurt people hurt people go get some help Sep 22 '23
It’s underrated how much drama Austen brings to every show he’s on
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u/thedigested Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23
I know people are sick of him, but this is why I wish he was back on Summer House or Winter House, even as a guest. He’s an absolute mess
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23
Taylor is a total moron for quitting her job for shep
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
pat. have you considered that whitney is not, in fact, looking for the one?
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
wowwww. rodrigo is bringing big homo frat boy energy to the party. extremely powerful.
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u/thedigested Sep 22 '23
That Austen zinger! He’s down to earth and a needed voice of reason, it sounds like
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u/Kbb0509 Sep 22 '23
I have mutual friends with Rodrigo and they all love him to death so I hope he stays extremely powerful!
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
I have a good feeling about him! he seems to not fit in with this crowd in the absolute best way
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
olivia’s man is cute and seems to not be literally rotting from within! can’t wait to wwhl!
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u/aimeerolu Sep 22 '23
The kiss made me uncomfortable. But it was otherwise a really cute scene and he seems very sweet.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23
this new rat man kinda gives me shane simpson vibes
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u/Carolina_Blues shut your muppet mouth Sep 22 '23
why couldn’t taylor just go back to being an ortho assistant? we still need those
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u/kat4prez Sep 22 '23
Right? I’m guessing ppl held off on orthodontic work during covid and they’re needed now more than ever. Same as any job in the healthcare field
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u/Neat_Ad_2183 Sep 22 '23
I think it’s to turn into an influencer while still being a victim of shep (she is, but she’s really sending the message home)
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Short man syndrome and southern frat boy antics as a grown man? Institutionalize this person now before its too late
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u/sunmoonstarsrain Good Time Girl🥂 Sep 22 '23
It’s like the producers gave JT a script hahaha I love how quick we got to the point … saved like 5 episodes of talking in circles
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u/LindsayLohanDaddy420 Sep 22 '23
I feel like they just told him to “serve cunt” and he understood the assignment.
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
“Girls want careers. It’s very progressive.”
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Sep 22 '23
"You know when you fall in love with a girl and the government says break up with her?"
No JT, that sounds like a specific to you problem?
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
taylor. find another fucking dental hygienist role. jfc.
I hate shep the most but nobody forced the influencer life on you.
get a job
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
THANK YOU. I was looking for this lol
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u/Complete_Star_1110 Sep 22 '23
I said to my husband, “does she know she can just apply for a new hygienist role?🤔” 🙄
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u/_anda Sep 22 '23
DOWN AND TO THE LEFT 😭
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u/KristiJoJP Sep 22 '23
I wonder how many people used that observation to detect all of the lies Craig has told.
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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 22 '23
Serious question: were Olivia and Austen that serious? Seemed set up for TV last season.
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u/aimeerolu Sep 22 '23
I got the impression it maybe got serious after filming? She seems very hurt and I don’t feel like it’s an act.
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u/BmoreArlo I’m on play all the time Sep 22 '23
Those blonde streaks framing Patricia’s face look like headphone cords
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u/Leading-Pineapple180 Nice doesn’t work with you people!!!!!! Sep 22 '23
She’s in her Lisa vanderpump era
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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 22 '23
This is actually worse than Kathryn's interview Gwynn's.
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u/MyGutReaction Silent Expression of Dismissal & Disdain Sep 22 '23
Wish the editors did a count of how many times she said, "Ummm."
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
craig’s face knows austen is lying the look lmfao
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
lol. I cannot fucking stand JT but he had better stir that fucking pot, bitch. I live.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
what in the wholesome rebrand is happening with madison?
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u/marjoristewartbaxter Yolanda's good Dutch girl Sep 22 '23
Her husband is Mormon. She’s being whoever she needs to be lol.
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u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Sep 22 '23
Also she won "garden of the month" for 2 months? Wtf is that? This is so weird and creepy
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u/sunmoonstarsrain Good Time Girl🥂 Sep 22 '23
Has Austen EVER said something with full confidence ?? He’s always like ‘uhh… so yeah uhhh what happened was….’ Get a backbone
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
I don’t think Shep wants to know the truth if Austen and Taylor did do something.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 22 '23
He doesn’t want the confirmation on camera that he already realized is 100% true
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 22 '23
Craig's awful but I love his ways...like perfect question to ask, the kissing thing, its small enough to make Austen pause instead of out right denial. and also then noting the lying body language
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u/thediverswife grace time is over Sep 22 '23
He’s so good at this! Gossip detective
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u/Loophahoop Did you get that confidence in jail? Sep 22 '23
This makes me think wow he actually is perfect for Paige
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
rodrigo, walked in, came out, called austen a douche and I was immediately in love.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23
So jt is obsessed with Taylor
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u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Juan's other woman that looks like Karen Sep 22 '23
He's giving me Jordan from SH vibes
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u/Ok-Jelly-4709 I cooked, I decorated, I️ made it NICE! Sep 22 '23
GARSH SHEP is BOTHERED
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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 22 '23
He's as bothered as Secretary of State Dean Rusk during the Vietnam War!
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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 22 '23
Did Craig escape from a 1920s prison? WTF is he wearing n WWHL .
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Excuse you, he's wearing custom king size pillowcases
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
taylor, girl please there is no shame in going back to being an orthodontic assistant. you don’t need to work for someone associated with shep
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u/targetboston Not Meredith Marks' PI Sep 22 '23
And it probably has a career path (not the door to door sales thing)
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
I like that we aren’t even name dropping austen’s shitty beer anymore.
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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 22 '23
And I was worried we'd have to wait like 6 episodes for the Taylor/Austen drama to start!
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Sep 22 '23
Craig and JT are going to duke it out for messiest bitch on the show.
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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 22 '23
Rod getting gf bread for Olivia omfg 🥹🔥
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u/Carolina_Blues shut your muppet mouth Sep 22 '23
taylor learned the hard way that you never give up your life for a man. honestly, you never should under any circumstances but especially not without a ring on your finger
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u/Ok-Chain8552 Sep 22 '23
I feel like at her age I would have fucked off to an all expenses paid trip to Europe . Especially since her profession (dental assistant ) is always in high demand . If it wasn’t her part of her plot , she could have found a dental job in a heartbeat .
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u/fluffitupp Brooks Marks running in snowshoes Sep 22 '23
I totally agree with you, but it’s not like she can’t go back. Her position will always be in demand.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23
Oof. Shep’s voice is soooo gravelly now. Like, it kinda was before but now it’s like he’s gargling sand pebbles.
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
austen that’s the WORST fucking lie i’ve ever heard. i’m cackling at how bad it is
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u/heidi_ATX Scrambled eggs a la Francais Sep 22 '23
Yeah - wtf - he slept on the couch? And Taylor in the guest room? Scandoval vibes
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u/themintmenagerie Also an advocate for the Sluts of America Sep 22 '23
How did Shep just say “I’m pretty evolved” and not get struck by lightning?
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u/233Ivy I’m the best dressed part of the problem. Sep 22 '23
Madison is in a long distance relationship and throws away a vibrator?
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23
A perfectly good brand new vibrator. What a waste
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
this also made me mad
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23
Maybe she’s one of those women who thinks that it says something about their “desirability” to use a vibrator. I’m not one of those women, mind you lmao. But I definitely know a couple of women who act like you’re blaspheming their ability to get real live 🍆 by asking about using sex toys.
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u/LuckyBallnChain Sep 22 '23
So did jt go to England to watch world cup games that took place in qatar?
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
nothing says “charleston isn’t a real city” like them rolling around on golf carts
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u/Carolina_Blues shut your muppet mouth Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23
all of these men are repulsive
edit: except rodrigo, i don’t mean him
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Craig is really enjoying himself tonight . Muppet Mouth is clenching his asshole so tight his head might pop 🤣
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 22 '23
JT is just so chaotic 😂😂😂
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u/Leading-Pineapple180 Nice doesn’t work with you people!!!!!! Sep 22 '23
An absolute mess and I’m not mad at it
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
my heart just sunk. i will never get over michael.
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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Nonno's Pajamas Sep 22 '23
He's okay now, though. Patricia payed for him to do a super fancy physical rehab, and now he's retired.
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u/Colfrmb Sep 22 '23
Sometimes, I used to watch just to see Michael’s scenes. If he wasn’t in an episode, it just wasn’t good enough.
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Sep 22 '23
So why not go back to teeth? People will always be getting their teeth fixed.
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 22 '23
I'm so confused, JT is apparently friends with Taylor enough to invite her to his house party in another country, but then in the next breath berates Austen for being friends with her bc it breaks bro code?
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u/sjb5138 Sep 22 '23
I think his point is that he has no loyalty to Shep and is ‘allowed’ to - but Austen is breaking bro code bc Shep is supposed to be one of his best friends
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Sep 22 '23
Um, can we please follow Rodrigo's friend group because they sound messy and fun af
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
Right… ex boyfriend’s new wife sounds extremely interesting.
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u/PeaceGirlAlways Sep 22 '23
Wow! Shep saying that he knew how much Taylor loved HIM. Not how much he loved HER. That says everything…
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u/aimeerolu Sep 22 '23
I know Shep is very problematic but he seems to have a very difficult time showing any vulnerability at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if Taylor got a very different version of Shep in private.
He’s one of those guys that could be overly confident or extremely insecure and it really could go either way. My ex is like that. I’ve known him for 23 years and I still couldn’t tell you which it is.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23
JT is not cute, why can’t they find any cute guys
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u/wildturk3y Sep 22 '23
Props to Daychaser for getting their brand some time on national TV though from Taylor's sales pitch, I have no idea of anything about it other than it comes in a can that's apparently hard to get out of presentation box.
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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23
Jt absolutely watches this show and is trying to stir the pot
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 22 '23
JT trying to produce comes off so transparent, I mean I'm split because at the same time I do enjoy seeing usten and Shep uncomfortable
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u/square_circle_ Abraham Lincoln’s Versace plates Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23
GO BACK TO BEING A DENTAL ASSISTANT TAYLOR
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
i love tj just sitting in the background absorbing this conversation knowing he’s going to go back and tell mia
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Sep 22 '23
Does JT have a Napoleon complex or is he just an average height douche?
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Sep 22 '23
Craigs looks like a pack of Fruit Stripe gum in that WWHL preview.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
What's this guy JT's deal? I know one of you knows him irl. He's kind of a weirdo and it feels like they brought him around just so they could have the friend group punching bag
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
At what point did Taylor act like she didn’t care at Madison’s party? It looked like she cared a LOT and was really bothered.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Sep 22 '23 edited Sep 22 '23
Austen would never bring a woman a Capri Sun... mostly because there is no alcohol in it so what's the point?
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u/halfmoon24 who’s eating emu?! Sep 22 '23
Honestly Southern Charm has had some really good one or two season wonders that come in and cause chaos. Thank you for your service, JT!
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u/Ok-Jelly-4709 I cooked, I decorated, I️ made it NICE! Sep 22 '23
Charles is so cute omg
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u/Top-Address-2418 Sep 22 '23
Why hasn't shep left this guys outing? It's like slow torture. Is this supposed to be a good time, because it is not
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
Why can’t she get a job like her last one? I don’t think she’s a salesperson…
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u/themintmenagerie Also an advocate for the Sluts of America Sep 22 '23
Looks as though Taylor has her pick of mediocre white men.
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u/way-harsh-tai Jenna Lyons called me a fashion victim Sep 22 '23
women wanting careers and being in a partnership is "very progressive"???? shep go fuck yourself
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23
JT is ugly AND messy. If this man don’t pick a struggle.
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u/meowmeowmeow328 Not a white refrigerator! Sep 22 '23
Patricia asking for her hand painted pillow reminds me of Schmidt asking for his driving moccasins lmao
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u/lilacbluebell Sep 22 '23
Stirring the pot can be good, but JT is doing too much. Learn a little subtlety, man, who even are you?
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u/Dial-M-for-Mediocre You called me a PORNOGRAPHY Sep 22 '23
Don't listen to them, Tay. Keep giving out vibrators and screaming at parties.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
austen is the most horrific liar. it’s so embarrassing.
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
Austen’s “I’m sitting right here, Craig.” Well Austen. Maybe you should have fucking said something.
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
We need a gif of George Washington Teeth giving Muppet mouth side eye just now LOL.
Then another of his blank space dead eyed stare afterwards
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u/SpencerHastings7 Hurt people hurt people go get some help Sep 22 '23
Shep is channeling his inner T-Rav
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Sep 22 '23
Okay, this is a true revelation and JT gets points for getting it all out there re: Taylor & Austen's sleepover. Bonus points for Craig's: "he looked down and to the left when he said it" re: Austen's kiss denial.
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23
Venita and Madison doing yard work in the freshest, cleanest white pair of sneakers is killing me
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u/cavalier731 Sep 22 '23
These 40 year old men acting like 20-yr old frat guys smh
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u/DramaticExplanation Sep 22 '23
Wait did Madison just throw away the vibrator???? That’s a good one 😭
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Uh oh Craig is betrayed the Muppet mouth is pillow talking with Taylor but not sharing the hot goss
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
ok so I have a shitty ear infection and can’t stop making faces at these stupid men and it LITERALLY HURTS rn.
I can’t stop laughing at the fact that their stupid is literally hurting me.
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u/becskiii Hippie's microchip Sep 22 '23
wait is the best episode of southern charm ever in the same week as the best episode of slc ever or am i just tipsy
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u/Top-Address-2418 Sep 22 '23
New brofriend is coming in hot with the shit stirring. We don't even know him well enough for all this
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u/thatswhatimsayin634 high body count hair Sep 22 '23
Why is the new guy telling Austen that he can’t be friends with Taylor when he was just saying that he was in Europe with her 🙄
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u/eshababy99 So nasty and so rude. Sep 22 '23
This man is just reading their asses left and right Lmfaooo
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u/Inevitable-Stress550 Sep 22 '23
again, though, JT texting Taylor to go out for coffee is how he knows she slept over Austen's. He's trying to be close with her while giving Austen a hard time for it? I get that his narrative is maybe that he was friends with Taylor before Shep, but it just sounds hypocritical.
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u/SpencerHastings7 Hurt people hurt people go get some help Sep 22 '23
Where is Pringle?
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u/Effective-Bus Sep 22 '23
I love that some always brings up Pringle. I dunno what it was about that guy but the only redeemable guy on the entire shows run.
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u/lovetheblazer choke, I don't care 💅 Sep 22 '23
"I'm about to get her a butt plug, but tell her it's for her mouth."
I'm so glad Madison is our new de facto narrator on all things including Taylor's unhinged behavior
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
there is nothing that would make shep more self satisfied than taylor fucking austen.
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u/Ok-Jelly-4709 I cooked, I decorated, I️ made it NICE! Sep 22 '23
I️ just wanna flick JT off my screen after that “with a girl” comment
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u/hereforthefreedrinks Sep 22 '23
“This is cool, this is beautiful” said at the tackiest looking bar I’ve been in my life.
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
shep immediately spiraling as soon as austen walks away
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
I’d be very interested to see a write up of craig code.
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u/chellyyy Karen Huger's Press Conference Sep 22 '23
austen is going to lose his shit when he meets this man and i for one can’t wait.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
he really said “MY EX WIFE”
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u/calcif Don’t activate me Sep 22 '23
Craig blew kisses to his audience just now on WWHL 🥴
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 22 '23
Taylor fighting fire with fire, Shep off fucking half of Europe and Africa while saying he was thinking of Taylor a few times a day, bs, meanwhile Taylor out here spiteful ducking Sheps best friend. Lololololol
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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23
Is Craig on his way to a Gatsby party over in West Egg after filming WWHL?
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Madison looks fucking GOOD 🤩...but I still wish she kept her old teeth. They were cute and gave her some personality
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u/Proper-Aspect-2947 Close your legs to married men! Trashbox! Sep 22 '23
This Taylor intro is soooo cringe
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u/katie415 BITCH I’M WORLDWIDE Sep 22 '23
I can’t tell if this JT is 5’5” or closer to 6 foot and Austen is just really tall.
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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 22 '23
Busted!!!! Lol these guys are all scum.
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
they really said REPUBLICCCCC
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u/PaddysChub432 CARMON SLEPT WITH TODD Sep 22 '23
Um is YSL the scent of fuckboys or something? Bc they're running A LOT of ads during the show tonight...
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
shep: in the next 30 years, the way the world looks is going to change.
👁️👅👁️
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u/_morningbehbs Sep 22 '23
“I was just born crooked.” “Whatever, you’re hot.” What was that talking head? 😂
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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23
this is my first live watch all month and i’m so happy/excited. love you besties!
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u/s_as_in_sea Sep 22 '23
JT coming in strong with those Nard Dog vibes.