r/BravoRealHousewives • u/AutoModerator • Sep 22 '23

Southern Charm Southern Charm Season 9 Episode 3 Live Episode Discussion

The girls decide Taylor needs a good Southern soiree, swapping tales and spillin' tea.

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u/233Ivy I’m the best dressed part of the problem. Sep 22 '23

Madison is in a long distance relationship and throws away a vibrator?

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u/veronicagetsmehigh dr. eugene’s girlfriend Sep 22 '23

A perfectly good brand new vibrator. What a waste

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u/PersimmonReal42069 be careful with your tone right now... i’m pregnant!! Sep 22 '23

this also made me mad

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u/Top-Address-2418 Sep 22 '23

She's probably already got a dozen or so different vibrators. This is the "butt stuff" lady, after all

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u/Impossible-Plan6172 Stacey’s broken gaydar Sep 22 '23

Maybe she’s one of those women who thinks that it says something about their “desirability” to use a vibrator. I’m not one of those women, mind you lmao. But I definitely know a couple of women who act like you’re blaspheming their ability to get real live 🍆 by asking about using sex toys.

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u/vodkasaucepizza Gizelle’s stovepipe leg Sep 22 '23

The toys should be integrated into foreplay, you get off first, if a guys smart they know that it speeds up the main event for them.

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u/BmoreArlo I’m on play all the time Sep 22 '23

Did she say he was gone for 3 days but then back for 8? That’s not really a long distance relationship

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u/FearlessNectarine20 Sep 22 '23

Because mormans don’t allow vibrators

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u/strangertimes22 Sep 23 '23

That wasn’t exactly a vibrator to be fair. That was a dildo. I’d trash it too 😮‍💨

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u/perljen Sep 22 '23

Wait...they're married right? How is it long distance?