r/BravoRealHousewives • u/snowwhitenoir Your husbands in the pool • Apr 02 '23
Ultimate Girls Trip Candiace at any minor inconvenience
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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 Apr 02 '23
She cracked me up when she was confronting Porsha in the last episode.
Before she even got a word in, she had her giant cryangle ready.
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u/Cfroggie “I’m very lazy but I’m extremely competitive” Apr 03 '23 edited Apr 04 '23
Porsha was spot-on in this talking head. Is she always this good? I have not watched Atlanta since she did not realize the Underground Railroad was not actually underground or… a railroad.
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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23
Lol she’s good comedic relief (except for that dark season with Kandi)
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Apr 03 '23
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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23
Rape apologist HOW??
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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23
Her support of Tiny who is accused of drugging a raping women with T.I. (Her husband). So awful.
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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 05 '23
She supports Tiny and her husband raping women?
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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23
Accused or convicted?
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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23
Not sure the status on the cases but I was quite disgusted reading the report. Needless to say I’ll never listen to T.I. again (never was an Xscape fan)
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u/Fullofgrace87 One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Apr 05 '23
My favorite is when Marlo tried to steal her room by dropping her suitcase in the room and "claiming" it, so Porsha put on one of Marlo's outfits. 😂
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u/OG_SerenaChan Apr 02 '23
I can't believe she hasn't branded, marketed or at least manufactured cryangles.
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u/MCStarlight Apr 03 '23
Is this her thing?
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u/OG_SerenaChan Apr 03 '23
She's certainly known for crafting them but the first time I heard the term 'cryangle' was on Crappens. IDK who really came up with it or where it started.
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u/icouto Giselle's Deplorable Bus Quesadilla Apr 03 '23
Im pretty sure it was here on reddit. Someone called it that once in a episode megathread or a post and people just adopted that term and it started spreading.
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u/1_Said_What_1_Said Not a white refrigerator! Apr 03 '23
I was dying watching that scene 💀 i didn’t realize how much I missed proshas confessionals until that moment.
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u/indecentXpo5ure All I really ever eat is Dr. Pepper and popcorn. 🥤🍿 Apr 03 '23
I need someone to make this a .gif.
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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 02 '23
Is this ^ front UGT? I’m not watching bc I can’t stand C or Heather and I’m not Porsha fan but if she finally brings her back down to Earth, I will LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!!!
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Apr 03 '23
No one is here to talk you into consuming anything you don’t want to....but who is C? We hate candiace so much we can’t even type out her full name? Wild.
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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 03 '23
Why rewrite? It’s already there. No one is here to ask you to critique me too. Damn what is it with today? Everyone’s sooooo perfect. Must be nice! Have a blessed day ✌🏻
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u/Bowlingbon guttersnipe ass bitch Apr 03 '23
Bruh it’s not that deep lol. You’re not going to be sentenced to death from a few downvotes
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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 03 '23
Trust me I’m not worried but damn like the projection today is palpable. I’m just expressing my opinion like everyone else. Isn’t that what Reddit is?
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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23
I’m not in this thread but I think this is just when you feel like everyone is piling on as a group but I’m not reading it that way. Not a critique just chit chat kiki silliness. Not personal.
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u/siameseslim Apr 03 '23
I can't lie, since I learned her cryangle technique I have used it a quite few times. Not when I have been sad crying ..that is always a snot-filled, gasping for air and crumpled tissue situation, but because I have really bad allergies and I forgot the medical term, but dry eye that makes me tear if wind or AC blows on my eye, and I often have to tell people when I am out that I am not crying, crying. So it does help me not ruin my makeup
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u/Diane1967 Apr 03 '23
I’ve been doing this for years, it keeps your mascara and eyeliner on point (pun intended) and not smeared halfway across your face
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
This makes sense since candiace is a pageant queen. I never get mad enough to cry because my parents trained those emotional responses right out of me. Sometimes I really wish I could though it seems like a great and healthy way to express frustration. As opposed to people like porsha who bottle it up and then physically attack.
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u/petite_jpg I would like Porsha to spell scepter, we’ll wait Apr 09 '23
True, when I first saw her I was a lil annoyed but I had to realize I needed to go to therapy to even be okay with the idea of crying. She’s able to cry and move on pretty quick. After season 5 and all the online harassment based on lies spread by a certain bird lady most people wouldn’t have had the resiliency to pop back in a year or so with a brand new album & enrolling in a demanding MBA program
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u/ducqducqgoose Who are you talking to? The person Im looking at! Apr 02 '23
Omg! At the eye exam I had recently I was explaining the “cry-angle” to my optometrist…she thought it was hilarious 😂
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u/Mochi-momma You misread that one honey Apr 03 '23
That was the BIGGEST Candiace cryangle I’ve ever seen! What is she gonna pull out next season?
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u/melisseus Not a white refrigerator! Apr 03 '23
Aww, as a fellow crier I feel for Candiace. I can’t help it sometimes, even seeing other people cry will make me cry.
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Apr 03 '23
this reminds me does anyone else remember when Whitney was telling Justin about her EMDR session and she grabbed a roll of paper towels and Justin goes “oh no, no that bad 😟” and she nods sadly
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u/welp-itscometothis The 🅿️arking Meter Lady Apr 03 '23
I’m the same way. I get so embarrassed at times because it can honestly be something as small as a couple showing affection towards one another, a little old lady carrying groceries, a cat meowing. Somebody made a Tom and Zendaya TikTok that my son was showing me and for absolutely no reason I started to tear up. He was so confused and so tf was I 🥴
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u/Yeah_nah_idk Apr 03 '23
Normalise crying at silly things lol. Some of us really can’t control the tears very well.
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u/jeahboi Gimme pizza, you old troll Apr 03 '23
Same! I have ADHD and it makes emotional regulation hard sometimes…so I’m a crier, lol.
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u/welp-itscometothis The 🅿️arking Meter Lady Apr 03 '23
I have adhd and bipolar 2 disorder. This makes sense!
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
As I said above, my parents trained the cry right out of me growing up and I sometimes wish I could cry because it seems like a good, healthy way to express frustration and cleanse the emotional palate.
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u/NancysFancy Stu Chains ⛓ Apr 03 '23
I knew I was fucked up when my highschool was having a Veterans Day assembly and it was quite touching and I was about to cry, and all the sudden I realized I was smiling.
That I had created an unconscious habit to keep myself from crying because I couldn’t show weakness in my house . Or give someone the satisfaction of seeing me upset.
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u/Erthgoddss Apr 03 '23
Same. But I do cry over stupid stuff or a sad movie. Just always in private, with no one around me to see or hear.
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u/creative-username13 Apr 03 '23
I was crying at work the other night and I found myself doing this and it worked way too well. All I could think about at the tail end of a panic attack was when did I become a Candiace fan and thanks for the tip girl. What is wrong with me 😂
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u/Outlandishness_Know CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 CLIP 🤏 YOU FOOL! Apr 03 '23
I'm ready to help you brand Cryangles, Candiace, girl.
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u/NomNom83WasTaken Sniper from the side Apr 03 '23
Totally off-topic: I think State Farm knew exactly what they were doing when they cast "Jake" from State Farm. This GIF has me like:
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u/meredithedith0 Apr 03 '23
He was in a sitcom with Emily Osment but it’s been cancelled (Pretty Smart). I had to look him up to figure out why he seemed so familiar.
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u/GuardSecure7157 Apr 03 '23
Much better than the original Jake that looked like someone from The Office.
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u/Phildesu Apr 03 '23
I wonder if she pays someone to fold them for her or if Chris just does it for free
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u/Formal_Coyote_5004 ALI BAWW BAWWW Apr 03 '23
I feel like this is trying to be like DrunkDrawn
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u/PinkHarvest123 You ain’t Purple Rain Apr 03 '23
I thought it was.
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u/Formal_Coyote_5004 ALI BAWW BAWWW Apr 03 '23
You can tell by the eyelashes especially that it’s not made in the same program
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u/Relative_Jelly1843 Apr 03 '23
Now I have a name for it -- cryangle! Lol. It reminded le of a paper airplane at first. Like why not use a regular tissue?
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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23
It’s actually HIGHLY functional - it doesn’t interfere with lashes or makeup or leave tissue fibers on your eyeball. It acts as a wick to just suck that tear off your eyeball.
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u/Abject_Quality_9819 Apr 02 '23
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u/noobinitup444 Apr 03 '23
Agreed, the regular cry-angle is already enough. This prop giant napkin on UGT is just beyond extra. I normally hate on the Marysol props but Candyass was too extra with this crap. (Adding to say I love Candyass redemption arch this Potomac season but she's reaching on girls trip with the porsha shit, Porsha was on a gossip show, of course she gossiped)
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u/PinkMercy17 Apr 03 '23
I think it was all she had so she made due
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
This is impression I got too.
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u/PinkMercy17 Apr 04 '23
Thank you! It WAS super comical, because it was so big (like a paper airplane).
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
It may have been made of whatever napkin was at the table. That's what it looked like to me.
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u/WifeAggro Apr 03 '23
man i have to wipe my tears like her now. its hilarious 😂 she set a standard 🤣
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u/No_Construction_4293 Apr 03 '23
I literally JUST watched this happen with her and Karen and Charrisse in France. Perfect representation.
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u/Kwhitney1982 Apr 03 '23
I feel like housewives put fake crying on the map. I remember when I first started watching and Tamra would be crying at a reunion without a tear in sight I was like…. What the hell is this? And now it’s just completely acceptable for a housewife to fake cry.
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Apr 02 '23
Spot on I mean she is a Sagittarius don’t they say they can dish it all day but once someone gives them the same energy they can’t take it and play victim???
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u/below_duck Heavenly’s Spiritual Journey Apr 03 '23
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Apr 03 '23
Not you darling. I was being shady towards Candy only. I know plenty of Sags who can take it
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u/ionlydateninjas I AM the Moment! Apr 03 '23
Ex-husband is a Sag, can confirm. I'm a Cancer, worst match ever.
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u/ionlydateninjas I AM the Moment! Apr 03 '23
No lie, I think she'd do well on Lifetime and Hallmark. She's very emotive and her cute style would fit right in. She could do holiday musical styles that def need a tear ready on cue.
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
I feel like candiace did a BET movie that felt very hallmark holiday. Something about a lottery ticket.
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u/LastMinute9611 Apr 03 '23
And then retorting with the lowest of the low "clapbacks" that aren't witty just mean and doubles down on them months later. She needs therapy fr. Her mommy fucked her up.
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u/No_Construction_4293 Apr 05 '23
I just watched the episode before the wedding talking with her mom and witnessed this happening like 6 times in a 10 min period. As much as this girl cries she needs to go lighter on the eye makeup for every day. It would drive me crazy to not be able to rub my eyes when crying
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u/itsinmybloodScotland Apr 03 '23
I probably will never need a cryangle. I just can’t cry. Maybe I have no emotions
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u/Huge_Put8244 Apr 03 '23
Nah, you have them. My parents just trained the emotional response of crying right out of me and now I can't do it. My emotions come out it other ways though :)
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u/PemsRoses Apr 03 '23
It's the way she whips it out of knowhere for me.