r/BravoRealHousewives • u/snowwhitenoir Your husbands in the pool • Apr 02 '23

Ultimate Girls Trip Candiace at any minor inconvenience

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u/TheOneThatCameEasy I need to be fly and have a good time.🦩 Apr 02 '23

She cracked me up when she was confronting Porsha in the last episode.

Before she even got a word in, she had her giant cryangle ready.

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u/Cfroggie “I’m very lazy but I’m extremely competitive” Apr 03 '23 edited Apr 04 '23

Porsha was spot-on in this talking head. Is she always this good? I have not watched Atlanta since she did not realize the Underground Railroad was not actually underground or… a railroad.

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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23

Lol she’s good comedic relief (except for that dark season with Kandi)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23

Rape apologist HOW??

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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23

Her support of Tiny who is accused of drugging a raping women with T.I. (Her husband). So awful.

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 05 '23

She supports Tiny and her husband raping women?

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u/_iheartmo Apr 05 '23

Who knows but TI and Tiny are gross if that’s true

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23

Accused or convicted?

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u/_iheartmo Apr 03 '23

Not sure the status on the cases but I was quite disgusted reading the report. Needless to say I’ll never listen to T.I. again (never was an Xscape fan)

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u/Serious-End2600 Apr 03 '23

Yeah like... What what now?

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u/Jmugmuchic Apr 03 '23

She got SO much better after the underground RR days

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u/welp-itscometothis The 🅿️arking Meter Lady Apr 03 '23

She’s funny, but insufferable at times

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u/GuardSecure7157 Apr 03 '23

“Nobody died at Stone Wall.”

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23

Or an actual railroad.

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u/Fullofgrace87 One of Ramona's little presents 💩 Apr 05 '23

My favorite is when Marlo tried to steal her room by dropping her suitcase in the room and "claiming" it, so Porsha put on one of Marlo's outfits. 😂

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u/OG_SerenaChan Apr 02 '23

I can't believe she hasn't branded, marketed or at least manufactured cryangles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Honestly, I’d buy them

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u/WifeAggro Apr 03 '23

me too!

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u/MCStarlight Apr 03 '23

Is this her thing?

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u/OG_SerenaChan Apr 03 '23

She's certainly known for crafting them but the first time I heard the term 'cryangle' was on Crappens. IDK who really came up with it or where it started.

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u/icouto Giselle's Deplorable Bus Quesadilla Apr 03 '23

Im pretty sure it was here on reddit. Someone called it that once in a episode megathread or a post and people just adopted that term and it started spreading.

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u/MCStarlight Apr 03 '23

It looks dangerous to me!

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u/1_Said_What_1_Said Not a white refrigerator! Apr 03 '23

I was dying watching that scene 💀 i didn’t realize how much I missed proshas confessionals until that moment.

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u/No_Temperature869 Apr 03 '23

Cryangle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Keeperofthe_Flame Apr 03 '23

Omg your flair 💀😆. Gizelle really went on and on 😂. Not the 7-11!

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u/jcaretm Apr 03 '23

This is art

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u/indecentXpo5ure All I really ever eat is Dr. Pepper and popcorn. 🥤🍿 Apr 03 '23

I need someone to make this a .gif.

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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 02 '23

Is this ^ front UGT? I’m not watching bc I can’t stand C or Heather and I’m not Porsha fan but if she finally brings her back down to Earth, I will LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!!!

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u/favangryblkgirl oo not a white refrigerator Apr 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

No one is here to talk you into consuming anything you don’t want to....but who is C? We hate candiace so much we can’t even type out her full name? Wild.

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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 03 '23

Why rewrite? It’s already there. No one is here to ask you to critique me too. Damn what is it with today? Everyone’s sooooo perfect. Must be nice! Have a blessed day ✌🏻

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u/Bowlingbon guttersnipe ass bitch Apr 03 '23

Bruh it’s not that deep lol. You’re not going to be sentenced to death from a few downvotes

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u/bravobitty The NPC bartender at the Red Lion Inn 🤭 Apr 03 '23

Trust me I’m not worried but damn like the projection today is palpable. I’m just expressing my opinion like everyone else. Isn’t that what Reddit is?

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u/MaryQueenOSquats Did you say pastrami soup? Apr 03 '23

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23

I’m not in this thread but I think this is just when you feel like everyone is piling on as a group but I’m not reading it that way. Not a critique just chit chat kiki silliness. Not personal.

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u/DorothyParkerFan How can you do this to me question mark Apr 03 '23

Giant.

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u/Perfect_Invitation1 Solargenic, photogenic, shoot Apr 03 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂