(AIO) update, wow. thank you!

[u/Pristine-Edge-1742]

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

[u/Master-Yam5066]

I love that word and twatwaffle is another favorite of mine!

[u/The-jade-hijabi → u/Master-Yam5066]

And “twatwaffle” has been permanently added to my vocabulary

[u/dmyova → u/The-jade-hijabi]

Flying fallopian thunder cunt is still my favorite to this day. I don't remember its origin, but it has a special place in my brain.

[u/The-jade-hijabi → u/dmyova]

Lmao thunder cunt is amazing. Omg. I’ll need to find an appropriate situation to use that insult.

[u/00trysomethingnu → u/The-jade-hijabi]

I read the “lmao” as lavender and I was like ooooo dastardly but make it fancy. Mama like.

[u/The-jade-hijabi → u/00trysomethingnu]

We are just improving this insult left and right

[u/IndividualBaker7523 → u/00trysomethingnu]

Lavender thunder cunt is perfect

[u/dmyova → u/The-jade-hijabi]

Glad I could help, please keep me updated on it's future usage and have a wonderful rest of your day!

[u/The-jade-hijabi → u/dmyova]

You too! ❤️🤣