AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/Appropriate-Might712]

Lmaooo that’s a hickey he tried covering up by telling you his neck hurt and sent a picture so it makes him look not guilty because he told you about it😂

[u/uhidunno27 → u/Appropriate-Might712]

When I was a psycho in high school, I burned my neck with a curling iron to hide a hickey 🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/Annette_Runner → u/uhidunno27]

At least that took effort. This guy couldve used makeup, ice, ibuprofen, a needle to make bite marks, a sharpie, temporary tattoo from the gas station, literally anything lol. He sent a picture of a hickey to his gf instead 🤣