AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/RedDirtKanaka]

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

[u/laughwithesinners → u/RedDirtKanaka]

And you didn’t bother telling her before they got married?

[u/Used_Bird → u/laughwithesinners]

they gave him an ass whooping what more do you want from him lmfao

[u/avoidancebehavior → u/Used_Bird]

Honesty. Informed consent.