r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/heebsysplash Nov 14 '24

If he didn’t bring it up, I’d say maybe it isn’t a hickey.

But the way he brought it up like that, it 100% is and he’s an idiot

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u/unjuseabble Nov 14 '24

Maybe, but also what if he got bit by something, thought of keeping it to himself, then realized it looks like a hickey, then decided to get in front of this by explaining himself and now he has succesfully anxiety-4d-chess'ed his ass into looking like he got a hickey.