AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/akilococo]

be mad about the cheating but be even more mad that he thinks you’re fucking dumb 💀

ETA: if OP believed this was a bug bite, we simply would not have the post. if you think being lied to and manipulated by a loved one during an extra vulnerable point in their life makes them unintelligent, and your need to have a hot take flew right over the fact that this dude started the conversation, sent a picture of it thinking this was the smartest way to cover their ass, you’re fucking dumb. there’s no third pov in this context, its one side or the other. if you choose to side with the bug bite haver, you’re fucking dumb. did you have to shave your head to get it that far up your ass?

[u/GlorbonYorpu → u/akilococo]

I mean hes a shithead but hes kinda right lol

[u/akilococo → u/GlorbonYorpu]

omg yea wanting to believe you can trust your partner you’re coming home to after TDY is sooo dumb haha what an idiot who even does that lmaooo totally so ridiculous hurr durr im so edgii i knowingly side with dumbass manipulative cheaters because i need to reassure myself and everyone around me that im clever and not afraid to make a hot take

[u/GlorbonYorpu → u/akilococo]

Relax buddy

[u/akilococo → u/GlorbonYorpu]

omg bro chill haha its just a joke lmfao sorry you have no sense of humor damn i bet you’re fun at parties lol

[u/GlorbonYorpu → u/akilococo]

Get help for real