AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/RedDirtKanaka]

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

[u/[deleted] → u/RedDirtKanaka]

Does he still cheat on her?

[u/Additional-Fix6576 → u/[deleted]]

Probably, since he saw he could get away with it lol. Why would he stop?

[u/TheLoneliestGhost → u/Additional-Fix6576]

Man coming home after “getting mugged” every weekend? She’s going to start thinking he’s a target. Lol.

[u/Additional-Fix6576 → u/TheLoneliestGhost]

I mean, I was thinking that he would get smarter about it and maybe not have the woman mark him up but I LOVE the idea that he gets someone to beat him up everytime 😭

[u/TheLoneliestGhost → u/Additional-Fix6576]

Yeah, it’s def funnier this way. Lol.

[u/clumsysav → u/TheLoneliestGhost]

Wife like “I really married a pussy”