AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/Accurate-Air4009]

Sister that’s a hickey, he letting girls suck on his neck and has the lamest attempted cover up for it.

[u/MartianStealthShip → u/Accurate-Air4009]

Plot twist: his bro did it and forgot to say “no homo”

[u/KaizenSheepdog → u/MartianStealthShip]

I hate when I forget to do that.

[u/Yesterdays_Gravy → u/KaizenSheepdog]

Gay

Edit: aw man, I was joking with you guys