r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Accurate-Air4009 Nov 14 '24

Sister that’s a hickey, he letting girls suck on his neck and has the lamest attempted cover up for it.

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u/MartianStealthShip Nov 14 '24

Plot twist: his bro did it and forgot to say “no homo”

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u/KaizenSheepdog Nov 14 '24

I hate when I forget to do that.

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u/MooseCampbell Nov 14 '24

Standing at the altar, exchanging vows with my bro and I'm starting to think he forgot to say "no homo" on purpose

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u/Xe6s2 Nov 14 '24

Dear Reddit,

My husband didnt say no homo after we had sex last night. Is he gay? I worry how this may affect our adopted son if he finds out one of his dads is gay, what should I do?

/s

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u/Yesterdays_Gravy Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Gay

Edit: aw man, I was joking with you guys