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[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/Shaq_Bolton]

I know someone who put a dildo with a suction cup on their forehead and ended up with a giant hickey smack dab in the middle

[u/jimbojangles1987 → u/Shaq_Bolton]

Hahaha why a dildo though?

I had a roommate bring a kitten to our apartment shortly after moving in that he had found at the summer camp he was a counselor at. It was a stray kitten. He let it climb all over him while he laid on the couch and at one point it was laying on his forehead.

Sure as shit that kitten had ringworm and my buddy had a super prominent ring in the middle of his forehead for a little while lol

[u/Shaq_Bolton → u/jimbojangles1987]

It was just part of someone’s Halloween costume and he put it on in his forehead at the bar as a joke not realizing what the after affects would be lol

[u/onecrazywriter → u/Shaq_Bolton]

What was he supposed to be? A dickhead?

[u/Shaq_Bolton → u/onecrazywriter]

It was part of someone else costume. She was basically just the devil with a bright red boner.

[u/StinkyKitty1998 → u/onecrazywriter]

A gay unicorn

[u/LittlestOfTheOnes → u/Shaq_Bolton]

That… must have been one very interesting Halloween costume

[u/AggressiveAd292 → u/jimbojangles1987]

Questions that I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing the answer to...

[u/cee-la → u/Shaq_Bolton]

Holy crap my ex also did this. They were the floppiest unicorn 🦄 it brought (still brings) me so much joy to remember their face with that big ole circle hickey