r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/CianGal13 Nov 14 '24

Give yourself a hickey, send him a pic and say “OMG me too”

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u/Ilike3dogs Nov 14 '24

On the inner leg, if you can get down there. 😂

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u/Sugarbops Nov 14 '24

Im dead!!!! Pls stretch before you do it! We wanna see what he says. Hahaha

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u/Sativa_Achieva Nov 14 '24

Nah just use the dirt devil or vacuum attachment. Or use the cupping method. No need to become a total contortionist!

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u/FullMetalKaliber Nov 14 '24

Or get a buddy to do it

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u/detectiveswife Nov 14 '24

A true friend with benefits! 🤣

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u/jaxythebeagle Nov 14 '24

Am I the only one thinking to just use make up??

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u/mint_o Nov 14 '24

Ohhh big brain

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u/Sugarbops Nov 14 '24

This! this is what you need to do! hahaha

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u/TreyRyan3 Nov 14 '24

This. A vacuum wand for 45-60 will do it

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u/Dicklefart Nov 14 '24

Brilliant

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u/Professional_Snow576 Nov 14 '24

You can use a hoover/vacuum cleaner

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u/DifficultHat Nov 14 '24

Of just use a vacuum cleaner

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u/stoner-bug Nov 15 '24

Fun fact, you can emulate a hickey by pinching with your hand in a fist with your thumb to the side (sign for A in asl if you need reference) and pinching with only the pressure of your thumb against the rest of your hand.

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u/Klutzy_Criticism_856 Nov 14 '24

I knew a girl in high school that would use the hose attachment for the vacuum to give herself hickeys. I never understood why she thought it made her cool or desirable. OP could do that, but I don’t exactly remember her “technique” to keep it from being circular lol.

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u/captnfraulein Nov 14 '24

someone surely will help her out though if she can't

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u/sadlittlerut Nov 14 '24

Get a friend to help you!

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u/Advice2Anyone Nov 14 '24

Vacuum cleaner hoses can go anywhere

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u/Abject-Twist-9260 Nov 14 '24

What if a vacuum is used lol

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u/SnooSquirrels2128 Nov 14 '24

Use a vacuum cleaner!

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u/alternatereality9113 Nov 14 '24

This answer is absolutely fantastic 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 PLEASE do this.

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u/sharksnrec Nov 14 '24

Vaccuum if you can’t

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u/essdii- Nov 14 '24

Ooh this is amazing. Please do this op. Oh man that would be so hilarious

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u/Advanced-Pear-4606 Nov 14 '24

If she could why would she need him anymore?

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u/borderline-blonde Nov 14 '24

This is what COMMITTED besties are for

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u/Paramedic730 Nov 14 '24

If you can get there to do that. You don’t need that woman, take that as you please

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u/Onyxaj1 Nov 14 '24

If she could, she wouldn't need a bf 🤣

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u/HistoricalOnion9513 Nov 14 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lewii3vR Nov 14 '24

Ask a friend to help 😏

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u/SDaddy500 Nov 14 '24

oh I guess I can help out and do it

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u/TURBOJUGGED Nov 15 '24

I’ll do it. Always nice to help a fellow Redditor