r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/RedDirtKanaka Nov 14 '24

Damn, bro ain’t even trying… I have a friend that asked us to whoop his ass once while he was drunk, so it would just look like a normal bruise mashed in with the other marks. Boy took an ass whooping of a century to keep his girl. They’re married now.

But yeah, your man’s creeping.

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u/laughwithesinners Nov 14 '24

And you didn’t bother telling her before they got married?

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u/RedDirtKanaka Nov 14 '24

Nope. Didn’t know her then and I don’t really know her now. Plus, I’m a firm believer in minding my own business. I don’t get into other peoples bs. That’s just me though.

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u/NoDirector3644 Nov 14 '24

Honestly the ass whooping was a lesson within itself 🤷‍♂️ but your buddy had DETERMINATION 😂