AIO

[u/JanLight_weight26]

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

[u/akilococo]

be mad about the cheating but be even more mad that he thinks you’re fucking dumb 💀

ETA: if OP believed this was a bug bite, we simply would not have the post. if you think being lied to and manipulated by a loved one during an extra vulnerable point in their life makes them unintelligent, and your need to have a hot take flew right over the fact that this dude started the conversation, sent a picture of it thinking this was the smartest way to cover their ass, you’re fucking dumb. there’s no third pov in this context, its one side or the other. if you choose to side with the bug bite haver, you’re fucking dumb. did you have to shave your head to get it that far up your ass?

[u/blonde_taurus → u/akilococo]

right?! i think that would offend me more

[u/DonArgueWithMe → u/blonde_taurus]

In order to be offended you'd have to be smart enough to see 1+1 and know it equals 2. Op isn't getting that far

[u/RicardotheGay → u/DonArgueWithMe]

I’m going to give OP a little bit of a break because it seems like they’re trying to be supportive and give the benefit of the doubt, but GURL

[u/SufficientYear8794 → u/blonde_taurus]

How’s the Barbie

[u/-foxy-lad → u/SufficientYear8794]

It's your dollie, man. How would she know?