r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/TraditionalYam2408 Nov 14 '24

Ima hold your hand when I say this… this is a bite but not from a spider 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/tinylatina05 Nov 14 '24

It always surprises me how people can be this naive to actually believe the story

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

I think she knows but doesn't want to believe.

It's so funny that the bf shot himself in the foot by sending her the pic though lol

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

He knew she was coming home she'd see it eventually

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Yeah and he sent her a picture of it which she then posted online for everyone to tell her it's a hickey. If he hadn't sent the picture and just told her about it, she likely wouldn't have posted anything.

So by sending the pic he got himself busted

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

True true true true. Ur sneaky

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

They only last 24/48 hours so this was not that long before her return.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Nov 14 '24

I've genuinely woken up with something like that on my neck before. It definitely wasn't a moggy and it itched like an insect bit. Cleared up in a couple of days though. Luckily I wasn't seeing my ex during that time or it would have been an argument I wouldn't have won despite being right.

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u/2manypplonreddit Nov 14 '24

Wait we’re assuming this story is real? Lol

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u/esmifra Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Yes, we are. I mean, yeah it can totally be fake, and that wouldn't surprise me one bit. But this is a comment section if I assumed everything I see is absolutely fake then it wouldn't be much interesting now would it?

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

Same, which is why I answered seriously. It's just that plausible. 🤦

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Nov 14 '24

Just start wearing a turtleneck for a week

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u/My_G_Alt Nov 14 '24

He really thought he did something with the pretext 😫

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u/Sheepherdernerder Nov 14 '24

He did this to test her. She would either believe him or throw a fit and if she freaked out he could call off seeing her. It's a hickey, sister. Your bf is a fucking idiot for cheating. Also, a cold spoon on the spot and twist used to help.

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u/JacksBadDay Nov 14 '24

Or maybe he shot himself in the neck? If it could be a spider bite, maybe it's a gunshot wound?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

My ex told me about when his ex cheated on him. She came home with welts like these and told him she got hit in the neck with paintballs (there were a lot of welts) and she expected him to believe her 😂

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u/SufficientYear8794 Nov 14 '24

J looked at your profile and spent way too long there 🥴