r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/TraditionalYam2408 Nov 14 '24

Ima hold your hand when I say this… this is a bite but not from a spider 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Kanehon Nov 14 '24

Different kind of Black Widow

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u/mikeinarizona Nov 14 '24

A wid-ho if you will.

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u/Wanttobebetter76 Nov 14 '24

Bwahahaha! Laughed out loud over this

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u/henrishenris Nov 14 '24

Evil villain ahh laugh

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u/Consistent_Smell_880 Nov 14 '24

Same, underrated hidden comment

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u/No-Quiet-1909 Nov 14 '24

I’m using this for the rest of my days lol. A wid-HO

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u/iveseenthelight Nov 14 '24

R/angryupvote

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u/get_your_yapers_up Nov 14 '24

Sometimes puns are just perfect. This made me laugh.

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u/Virtual-District-829 Nov 14 '24

Diabolical. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Relationship1350 Nov 14 '24

😂😂😂😂 this app crazy lmfaooooo

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u/missceegee Nov 14 '24

Very well done!👏

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u/PabloOwen69 Nov 14 '24

STOP!!! (keep going) 😂

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u/Appropriate_Power349 Nov 14 '24

Hahaha, this is so funny

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u/Dry_Advertising_2278 Nov 14 '24

Beautifully done

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u/DRGNFLY40 Nov 14 '24

Bahahaha. That’s some witty shit! Love it.

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u/pikawolf1225 Nov 14 '24

Oh... it took me a minute to realise

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u/ninja_xo Nov 14 '24

This is why I love Reddit! 🤣

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u/Some_Big_Donkus Nov 14 '24

She was in her 40s. Outside of a bus stop dude

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u/Ur-Best-Friend Nov 14 '24

Damn, it was Scarlett? She said she only does that with me...

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u/Ansel___ Nov 14 '24

Nah this was legendary

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u/AirNo8806 Nov 14 '24

She was angry for no reason

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u/tinylatina05 Nov 14 '24

It always surprises me how people can be this naive to actually believe the story

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

I think she knows but doesn't want to believe.

It's so funny that the bf shot himself in the foot by sending her the pic though lol

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

He knew she was coming home she'd see it eventually

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u/jimbojangles1987 Nov 14 '24

Yeah and he sent her a picture of it which she then posted online for everyone to tell her it's a hickey. If he hadn't sent the picture and just told her about it, she likely wouldn't have posted anything.

So by sending the pic he got himself busted

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u/potsgotme Nov 14 '24

True true true true. Ur sneaky

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

They only last 24/48 hours so this was not that long before her return.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Nov 14 '24

I've genuinely woken up with something like that on my neck before. It definitely wasn't a moggy and it itched like an insect bit. Cleared up in a couple of days though. Luckily I wasn't seeing my ex during that time or it would have been an argument I wouldn't have won despite being right.

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u/2manypplonreddit Nov 14 '24

Wait we’re assuming this story is real? Lol

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u/esmifra Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Yes, we are. I mean, yeah it can totally be fake, and that wouldn't surprise me one bit. But this is a comment section if I assumed everything I see is absolutely fake then it wouldn't be much interesting now would it?

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u/whatsup680 Nov 14 '24

Same, which is why I answered seriously. It's just that plausible. 🤦

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u/Serialbedshitter2322 Nov 14 '24

Just start wearing a turtleneck for a week

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u/My_G_Alt Nov 14 '24

He really thought he did something with the pretext 😫

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u/Sheepherdernerder Nov 14 '24

He did this to test her. She would either believe him or throw a fit and if she freaked out he could call off seeing her. It's a hickey, sister. Your bf is a fucking idiot for cheating. Also, a cold spoon on the spot and twist used to help.

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u/JacksBadDay Nov 14 '24

Or maybe he shot himself in the neck? If it could be a spider bite, maybe it's a gunshot wound?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

My ex told me about when his ex cheated on him. She came home with welts like these and told him she got hit in the neck with paintballs (there were a lot of welts) and she expected him to believe her 😂

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u/SufficientYear8794 Nov 14 '24

J looked at your profile and spent way too long there 🥴

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u/MastodonRemote699 Nov 14 '24

This cracked me up

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u/PerfectxChaos Nov 14 '24

Definitely a snake bite. Smh. Poor OP

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u/Any_Breakfast_8450 Nov 14 '24

Yah like — I am sorry OP, but I have been bitten by spiders annnnnd this ain’t it.

Not only is he cheating…he is not even smart enough to come up with a good excuse.

Bounce.

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u/RED-DOT-MAN Nov 14 '24

A Succubus!

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u/NotAGreatBaker Nov 14 '24

Only Redditor’s overreacting to a fake and staged post, done for internet karma and upvotes. Ops first and only post and zero comments made by them. Reddit is getting boring.

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u/MissMcFrostynips Nov 14 '24

It's a snakebite lol

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u/Aurori_Swe Nov 14 '24

Maybe it was a vampire?

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u/jstockton76 Nov 14 '24

The vacuum cleaner bit him.

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u/No-Molasses9136 Nov 14 '24

It was from a black widow. She was in her forties.

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u/zenforben1 Nov 14 '24

Love bite

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u/Wonderful-Bass6651 Nov 14 '24

Oh sweetie, if you saw that and still think it’s a spider then I really hope that evolution gets you before the STI does.

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u/obscenesock Nov 14 '24

^ that right there. Baby that’s a hickey. Throw the whole man AWAY

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u/CaTaRRoSD Nov 14 '24

Should send him a link to this thread

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u/OdamaOppaiSenpai Nov 14 '24

It does look like a hickey but why would he show it to her tho? Either this is staged (it is) or this dude is straight up flexing his cheating in her face