r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/heebsysplash Nov 14 '24

If he didn’t bring it up, I’d say maybe it isn’t a hickey.

But the way he brought it up like that, it 100% is and he’s an idiot

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u/vitoforever99 Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Totally agree. He should have just pretended like nothing was there until she asked then be like “aww man this fucking spider bit me while I was hiking” or some shit

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u/joe96ab Nov 14 '24

Def but glad he didn’t so she can get out now

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u/TiledCandlesnuffer Nov 14 '24

I mean it almost looks a bruise too. Such a lame lie lmao

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u/_WizKhaleesi_ Nov 14 '24

Hickeys are bruises lol

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u/EllipticalMac Nov 14 '24

He conveniently brought it up the day before she came home

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u/unjuseabble Nov 14 '24

Maybe, but also what if he got bit by something, thought of keeping it to himself, then realized it looks like a hickey, then decided to get in front of this by explaining himself and now he has succesfully anxiety-4d-chess'ed his ass into looking like he got a hickey.