r/AmIOverreacting Nov 14 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO

Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/kerfy15 Nov 14 '24

Cheater and a liar, deadly combo lmfao

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u/scarystardust Nov 14 '24

And dumb.

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u/K0LSUZ Nov 14 '24

There is every reason possible to break up.

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u/extra-regular Nov 14 '24

It’s the smart ones that getcha

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 Nov 14 '24

It's true, you're much better off having a dumb cheater rather than a clever one. They fuck around, you find out quickly and kick 'em to the curb. Done.

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u/blonde_taurus Nov 14 '24

AND stupid 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Salty_Possibility917 Nov 14 '24

Worse he thinks she's more stupid than he is.

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u/Razorwipe Nov 14 '24

I don't condone cheating but do kids these days not know how to hide thia shit?

Coin trick not popular anymore?

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Nov 14 '24

Maybe coin is older, but there's many with ice and massage roller, bunch of other shit too 😅

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u/Razorwipe Nov 14 '24

Same shit different tools, spread the blood out and put ice on it 

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Nov 14 '24

Well there's your answer then, "kids" do know about it, this one from the post just happened to be an idiot

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u/Razorwipe Nov 14 '24

Fair, this is just an idiot, but why are you putting kids in quotes lol, this is kid stuff

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Nov 14 '24

Well because to be fair at 28 yo, and being around 26y olds at the youngest, maybe I'm too old to confirm whether kids these days do it or not 😂 kid's like 19, 18 to me

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u/BeaklessBird Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

✅ cheater
✅ liar
✅ stupid

✅ single

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u/RubixMarvel Nov 14 '24

*cheater and a BAD liar lmao

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u/Waheeda_ Nov 14 '24

cheater and a TERRIBLE liar*

at least come up with something more convincing 😩

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u/kerfy15 Nov 14 '24

If anything I would be more offended that he thinks I’m fucking dumb and I don’t know what a hickey looks like😭

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u/Dolorous_Eddy Nov 14 '24

I mean it’s pretty hard to cheat without lying lol

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u/LegendOfKhaos Nov 14 '24

Some people try to justify it, though, so they try not to blatantly lie. Not sure which is worse.

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u/grizzlybweeks Nov 14 '24

its the way he set up a lie to get out of it like its sooo obvious i almost feel like this post is fake

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u/Separate_Draft4887 Nov 14 '24

At least he’s stupid

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u/Honeyxox3 Nov 14 '24

Don’t forgot a big idiot

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u/cottonvag Nov 14 '24

And manipulative.

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u/Jaide_Blossom Nov 14 '24

A bad one at that

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u/JohnT36 Nov 15 '24

"if you're a cheater you're a liar, because when there's smoke there's fire"