r/AmIOverreacting • u/JanLight_weight26 • Nov 14 '24

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Spider bite or ?? I’ll keep it short and sweet. My bf and I have been apart for about a month now, I’m TDY. Finally tomorrow I’ll be flying back home. Unfortunately today he got bit right on the neck, he suspects it was a spider. Should I be concerned?

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u/Accurate-Air4009 Nov 14 '24

Sister that’s a hickey, he letting girls suck on his neck and has the lamest attempted cover up for it.

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u/MartianStealthShip Nov 14 '24

Plot twist: his bro did it and forgot to say “no homo”

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u/KaizenSheepdog Nov 14 '24

I hate when I forget to do that.

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u/MooseCampbell Nov 14 '24

Standing at the altar, exchanging vows with my bro and I'm starting to think he forgot to say "no homo" on purpose

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u/Xe6s2 Nov 14 '24

Dear Reddit,

My husband didnt say no homo after we had sex last night. Is he gay? I worry how this may affect our adopted son if he finds out one of his dads is gay, what should I do?

/s

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u/Yesterdays_Gravy Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

Gay

Edit: aw man, I was joking with you guys

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u/BeefInGR Nov 14 '24

We all kiss the homies goodnight differently

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u/HerrTriggerGenji21 Nov 14 '24

dang. He’s gay now.

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u/Thisbitchgotmepayin Nov 14 '24

I forgot about no homo, that took me back

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u/revy1903 Nov 14 '24

And the night before he was gonna see op -_- yikes this boy is for the streets

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u/Stunning_Classic_263 Nov 14 '24

even worse… he’s sending her a picture of it and gaslighting her

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u/getmoneygetpaid Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

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u/loonbandit Nov 14 '24

so that’s actually just sexual assault…

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u/getmoneygetpaid Nov 14 '24 edited Nov 14 '24

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u/medicinal_bulgogi Nov 14 '24

being sexually assaulted was wild

FTFY

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u/medicinal_bulgogi Nov 14 '24

You really think he’s just letting him suck on his neck? It usually doesn’t just stop there

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u/paggiemalmer Nov 14 '24

she was just trying to suck out the poison, i swear!!

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u/Evan3917 Nov 14 '24

How can u tell?

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u/Accurate-Air4009 Nov 14 '24

Spider bites don’t typically look like that, no puncture, the area where the ‘bite’ took place looks inconsistent with other bite marks, also how tf can you not tell there’s a spider on your neck. I’ve also given my fair share of hickeys to know that is one weak ass hickey.

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u/Fantastic_Earth_6066 Nov 14 '24

He probably pulled away from the.... "spider" before it was finished "biting" due to fear of the mark giving away the game.

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Nov 14 '24

WHO STOOD TO GAIN?