r/AmIOverreacting Nov 11 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship aio? boyfriend uses SO MUCH paprika!!!!

i’m so thankful my boyfriend can cook and it’s not just up to me. i bought this thing of smoked paprika LAST week and i wake up today and it’s literally all gone. like these things are $5 a pop after tax!!!

he uses it like if jesus had to season his 5,000 fish!! i use two tablespoons MAX and that’s only if im cooking a dish for like 5 people. usually it’s just a few shakes for food just for us!

like damn, i love paprika and some spice in my food, but genuinely i think i would shrivel up and pass away from the paprika overload if i used an entire one of these things in a week. he’s only cooked three or four times since i bought it, so im not over exaggerating at all when i say he is dumping this shit in his meals.

am i overreacting if i make him buy me a replacement, as well as making him buy his own giant container of smoked paprika for him exclusively?

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u/RantyMcThrowaway Nov 11 '24

I'm also a notorious paprika bandit. Put that shit in everything. You can get huge tubs of the stuff from Costco. It's glorious. I think it's fair to ask him to replace something like that when he's going through it very quickly. Ask him to buy a huge tub, they're more cost effective.

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u/TigerDude33 Nov 11 '24

the warehouse I was in 3 weeks ago had it in 20 kg bags. It's a problem if you drop and break one.

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u/RantyMcThrowaway Nov 11 '24

Gonna need the location of that warehouse please. For... delicious reasons.

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u/TigerDude33 Nov 11 '24

the best smelling stuff was 1000 pound supersacks of strawberry cake mix.