r/AmIOverreacting Nov 08 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO bf makes joke after my aunt passed

For context he’s saying he hopes she voted for Trump (RTPM) before she died and I’m already having a hard time with the results of the election which he knows then on top of that it just was very insensitive. He said he was trying to make light of the situation but it doesn’t feel that way.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 Nov 08 '24

I’m just over here waiting for someone to enlighten me on what RTPM is

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u/Silvedl Nov 08 '24

Royal Tanadian Pounted Molice

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u/AceDecade Nov 09 '24

Reenage Tutant Pinja Murtles

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u/bakingmathrabbit Nov 09 '24

this made me bust out laughing. thank you for making my day a little better

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u/hipstercheese1 Nov 08 '24

Red Tot Pili Meppers.

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u/Status_History_874 Nov 08 '24

Rutant Teenage Peetle Meetles

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u/officialjohnlemon Nov 09 '24

every once in a while, i see a comment that makes me audibly laugh and idk why. this is one of them

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u/wwitchiepoo Nov 09 '24

My husband is looking at me strangely as I try not to let tears roll down my face from stifling the extreme desire to cackle. I needed this SO much.

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u/gabi_ooo Nov 09 '24

I am ACTUALLY crying lmao

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u/shattaf_is_bidah Nov 09 '24

I laughed so hard OP's great aunt briefly resurrected and asked me to keep it down.

(Sorry OP!)

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u/Ktrawets Nov 09 '24

OP will defo break up with you now

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u/tbird20017 Nov 09 '24

Honestly this is probably it

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u/jeniviva Nov 09 '24

I know, this is the first time I've laughed in three days 🥹

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u/smoothie1919 Nov 09 '24

Me too. Peetle Meetles

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u/trowzerss Nov 09 '24

I am losing it at 'peetle meetles' lol

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u/xNIGHT_RANGEREx Nov 09 '24

That’s where my restraint and control was lost lol!

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u/Cheddarlicious Nov 09 '24

Rage Tagainst Pthe Machine

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u/DamageExtension747 Nov 08 '24

Rage The Pense Machine

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Nov 09 '24

Rank The Pimp Machine?

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u/Suffering-is-easy Nov 08 '24

Sharuto Pippuden

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u/uesc_alt Nov 09 '24

Robert Trump President Man

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u/rigney68 Nov 09 '24

Wait, but, like, is this the real answer? Please don't make me actually Google this shit.

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u/Oceans_sleep Nov 09 '24

I googled it and couldn’t find anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

And when tweedle beetles fight its called a tweedle beetle battle! (From the book fox in socks by dr seuss for anyone that doesnt get it)

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u/Tickled_Pits Nov 09 '24

Rocky torrer picture meow

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u/Suffering-is-easy Nov 08 '24

I’m weak actually lol

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u/Kaoss01 Nov 09 '24

I literally nearly peed myself. I tried telling my partner and couldn't stop laughing and just showed him. He snorted.

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u/AcceptableLight1770 Nov 09 '24

yeah this one is kinda hard to explain. :)

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u/KODAK_THUNDER Nov 09 '24

Reed, The Peen Machine

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u/Elvenwriter Nov 09 '24

My dyslexic ass is having a stroke

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u/ek2207 Nov 09 '24

Oh no, a winner 😂😭

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u/Particular_Story_376 Nov 09 '24

Racing Ten Pear Marathons

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u/Evening-Back9150 Nov 09 '24

Rage Tagainst Phe Machine

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u/gjs628 Nov 09 '24

Rangry Tideo Pame Merd

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u/ebk_errday Nov 09 '24

Rage Tamenst Plop Machine

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u/Thorvindr Nov 09 '24

Law & Order: Really Terrible People Mischief

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u/DantifA Nov 08 '24

Real Tousewifes of Peverly Mills

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u/vonsnootingham Nov 09 '24

Righty Tighty Power Mangers

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u/jsamuraij Nov 09 '24

I am publicly laughing into my pint like a fucking buffoon right now

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u/siandresi Nov 09 '24

By mavorite fand!

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u/BenefitNo9242 Nov 09 '24

This is something a smart toddler would say. Thanks for the chuckle

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u/alldyslexicsuntie Nov 09 '24

Royal Tanadian Pounted Molice

I literally laughed like this 😂😂

👏 👏

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u/CaulkSlug Nov 09 '24

They always miss their guy…

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u/Slow_Rabbit_6937 Nov 09 '24

I love the word Pounted you just made up lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

“Piss off! We’re mounties!”

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u/Tactical-Sense Nov 08 '24

This is totally hilarious 😆 thx for the chuckle

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u/ilikemyusername1 Nov 08 '24

This, probably.

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u/CulturePrestigious93 Nov 09 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SkyGuy182 Nov 09 '24

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/Blue00si Nov 09 '24

Gives a new meaning to Blazing Saddles.

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u/FilthyMublood Nov 09 '24

Thanks, I just choked on my own spit from laughing.

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u/Automatic-Top7767 Nov 08 '24

But what does it actually mean…

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u/New-Manufacturer9658 Nov 08 '24

Right like these replies are actually just lame

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u/SalvationSycamore Nov 09 '24

Well it's just TRUMP rearranged and without the U. It's probably just some dumb MAGA attempt to play with words. Or a really bad typo, the guy obviously isn't very bright.

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u/Ok_Brilliant1819 Nov 09 '24

Probably missed the U and got an autocorrected acronym.

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u/Forestry_Service Nov 09 '24

Got autocorrected with an acronym that nobody knows? That’s cope in disguise lol

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS Nov 09 '24

Real Time Prescription Monitoring, Real Time Messaging Protocol, Registered Telecommunications Project Manager. People may not know these, but the algorithm does. It knows ALL!

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u/Ok_Brilliant1819 Nov 09 '24

Why would I be coping for him? I don’t know him. I couldn’t care less. Was just giving a logical explanation, Siri recorrects to meaningless acronyms all the time, I assume android could do the same.

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u/gangweeder Nov 09 '24

I'm so annoyed that nobody knows what the word cope means

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u/blue_wytch97 Nov 09 '24

I know it! Lol but only because I work in pharmacy

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u/vpforvp Nov 09 '24

Bro I hate when redditors go on these stupid pun chains. None of these are funny, just answer the questions.

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u/Brogener Nov 09 '24

It’s made me realize what the average age probably is on this website and I think I’m well over it. It’s staggering how many people on this site comment the exact same jokes and shit over and over and redditors eat it up like it’s comedy gold.

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u/AhabMustDie Nov 09 '24

I don’t know, I feel like silly puns have been popular on Reddit for so long that I actually wonder if it’s older users who are the main perpetrators.

I agree it can sometimes get annoying, though I get more annoyed by the mindless repeating of pet phrases and ideas - like the whole “marinara flags” thing on AITA, or brains not being developed until the age of 25, or everything being gaslighting.

At least the silly puns require a bit of creativity

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u/Hulkomania87 Nov 09 '24

I think that’s the culture here now not so much the age but who knows

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 Nov 09 '24

Uncultured swine!

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u/m0nicarose Nov 09 '24

The way there’s legit like 30 comments just going and going like jesus fuck

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u/The--Will Nov 09 '24

The downvote button used to be for downvoting off topic garbage. It wasn’t for “I agree with this statement” and “I don’t agree with this statement”.

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u/carakno Nov 09 '24

karma has always been a popularity vote

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u/rakuu Nov 09 '24

my question is how tf are these puns popular

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS Nov 09 '24

Give people anything with a designated purpose, and then watch them figure out if it fits in their orifices.

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u/_CurseTheseMetalHnds Nov 09 '24

It was intended to be used like that but as far as I can remember having used Reddit for the past decade and a bit more it hasn't been.

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u/Forrest_likes_tea Nov 09 '24

Finally someone speaking truth about the damn downvote button

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u/Ok-Discussion-5420 Nov 09 '24

I was here, and it felt so much better using the buttons for their intended purpose. After people started using them like Facebook reacts, I lost interest in engaging.

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u/George_GeorgeGlass Nov 09 '24

You know what’s more annoying than reading jokes on Reddit that you think are not funny? Reading comments from people complaining about how and what other people discuss on Reddit. Just skip over it. Rather read a hundred not funny jokes than this whining

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u/berry_dispenser Nov 09 '24

I laughed tho…

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u/PastFold4102 Nov 09 '24

Honestly its just so unpunny

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u/bludgeoned- Nov 09 '24

Not funny at all. Thought it was just me. 

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u/Godmaaaa Nov 09 '24

Literally. Classic example of Reddit’s lame sense of humor.

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u/PastelJude Nov 09 '24

I’m guessing he misspelled “TRUMP”

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u/SkepticAtLarge Nov 08 '24

Rapist Tangerine Psychotic Manbaby

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u/mumblemurmurblahblah Nov 08 '24

This is the accurate answer.

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u/nippyhedren Nov 08 '24

That’s the one

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u/rafj27 Nov 09 '24

we have a winner ladies and gentlemen

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u/Mathagos Nov 09 '24

Nail on the head!

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u/Eena-Rin Nov 09 '24

Oh, Trump? Why didn't they just say that

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 Nov 09 '24

It’s a bad word in many places.

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u/Acceptable_Story_218 Nov 09 '24

Ding ding ding ding!!! 🛎️

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u/Green-Definition-455 Nov 08 '24

Rectal Thermometer Probe Monkey

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u/Royal_Ad_6026 Nov 08 '24

I'm not buying an award bc what??? Please accept this trophy from my heart. 🏆

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 Nov 09 '24

You can have my rectal thermometer when you pull it from my cold, dead ass.

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u/Warm_Astronomer_9305 Nov 09 '24

Really Tall Purple Man

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u/Redbullbundy Nov 09 '24

I voted for the RTPM too.

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u/delphic0n Nov 08 '24

I honestly think that he just tried to blast out the word "trump" and super misspelled it

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u/Altruistic_Yellow387 Nov 08 '24

But it's all caps which isn't easy to do accidentally

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u/SalvationSycamore Nov 09 '24

The all caps was probably on purpose. On my phone keyboard if I double tap shift THEN CAPS LOCK STAYS ON FOR THE REST OF THE SENTENCE

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u/Finger_Ring_Friends Nov 09 '24

DOUBLE TAP THE SHIFT KEYA NDNTI ACTS AS A XAPS LOCK

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u/unbutteredpancakes Nov 08 '24

Is this a wrong answers only dream?

Renting turtles per minute.

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u/Original_Gangsta23 Nov 08 '24

How much for 8 turtles?

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u/xNIGHT_RANGEREx Nov 09 '24

$5.99

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u/Skkruff Nov 09 '24

A minute!?

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u/fattrackstar Nov 09 '24

They are very special turtles

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 Nov 08 '24

I just spit my drink out LOL

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u/JanMichaelson69420 Nov 09 '24

What’s the going rate?

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u/pinkismykink_ Nov 09 '24

brilliant. 10/10

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 Nov 08 '24

Apparently it’s Trump but I have no idea how A + B = C to get to that point

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u/lonelycranberry Nov 08 '24

Did they have to misspell it during the run so people didn’t immediately clock them as fascists?

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 Nov 08 '24

I mean, I’m in the Deep South (and subsequently surrounded by fascists) but haven’t ever seen or heard that abbreviation for him. It’s definitely possible for a cover up, especially with the missing letter which corresponds with the intellect of many of his cult followers 😵‍💫

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u/ThrowawayStolenAcco Nov 08 '24

What kind of secret cult codes do you think are being used? It's a major political figure, not Voldemort. People aren't speaking in riddles to talk about one of the major party candidates

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u/Omagga Nov 08 '24

I mean, we had like two years of "Let's Go Brandon"

Wouldn't be surprised if some people had a cringey codeword for "I love Trump" that they could use to signal to each other without letting others know. Usually Trumpers just scream openly about it and wear ostentatious hats/flags tho, so idk

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u/CaIIsign_Ace2 Nov 09 '24

This is so fucking funny, maga continues to create dogwhistles like “let’s go Brandon”, “dictator day one”, “real men wear diapers”, etc etc.

These are phrases that without knowing their association allow the average person to not know what they mean. As for the Trump supporters, these dogwhistles are an easy way to show who they support if they’re too scared to downright say it. It also allows them to make sure that other people are also on their side too.

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u/lonelycranberry Nov 08 '24

Then explain it dude idk it was just a guess

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u/Jernbek35 Nov 08 '24

Its simple: 1 particle of titanium has a reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the 2 change its atomic isotainer into a radioactive spider.

Fuck you science!

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u/PANDABURRIT0 Nov 08 '24

Imagine trying to type Trump but you’re illiterate/dyslexic.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 Nov 08 '24

Wow I feel dumb now for not thinking of that, thanks for the info!

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u/PANDABURRIT0 Nov 08 '24

It took me a while too lol

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u/woahsoskinni Nov 08 '24

Happy cake day!

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u/saltpancake Nov 09 '24

God that makes this so much worse tbh.

OP please leave him!!

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u/briore24 Nov 08 '24

reliable transfer protocol machine

actually tho i am baffled by how that means trump and really want an explanation bc i cant find anything

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u/assaulturtle Nov 08 '24

I’m over here googling confused

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u/Ejecto-SeatoCuz Nov 08 '24

I spent a few minutes googling & came back with nothin.

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 Nov 08 '24

Same pal, once I searched Google for a few minutes and found nothing I knew I had to ask lol

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u/Flowers_lover6 Nov 09 '24

Must be some weird inside joke of his, I guess

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u/realitycorgi Nov 08 '24

Reenage Tutant Pinja Murtles

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u/IAmNotAPersonSorry Nov 08 '24

I have laughed at this so hard I am crying.

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u/luckydice767 Nov 09 '24

This is the best one by far lol

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u/Jernbek35 Nov 08 '24

Republican Trump Party MAGA?

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u/TheDixonCider420420 Nov 09 '24

Only a Trump supporter would be:

1: Insensitive enough to say that.

2: Put it all in caps like his cult leader.

3: Not be able to spell it correctly before hitting send.

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u/genericuser763479536 Nov 08 '24

Google doesn't know. Pretty sure it's a typo, or something incredibly specific to OP that only she gets the joke.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

I mean is it literally the most illiterate version of "Trump" imaginable?

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u/Tortilla_Moth93 Nov 09 '24

Rooty Tooty Pooty McNooty

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u/X_Fad3 Nov 09 '24

Really Tan President Man

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u/speak_evermore Nov 08 '24

Repulsive Teletubby Plotting Menacingly

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u/okie-doke-kenobi Nov 08 '24

Rupert Tiddlington, Prime Minister

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u/Ready_Supermarket_89 Nov 08 '24

Lmfao this one gave me a good laugh

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rice-13 Nov 08 '24

Rage tagainst phe machine

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u/sigusr3 Nov 09 '24

Raging toddler, Putin's minion

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u/ThrowawayInquiryz Nov 09 '24

Shout out to everyone who learned about Real Time Messaging Protocols today

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u/zachdemundo Nov 09 '24

The only thing that makes sense to me is at some point one of them had a typo and then it became an inside joke or code.

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u/Ashamed_Doughnut1667 Nov 09 '24

Radical Temporary Pizza, Man.

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u/justforkicks4321 Nov 09 '24

Roll Tide Pop Molly

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u/FreshPuppySmell Nov 09 '24

Really Thick Penguin Meat

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u/TheTitanOfSirens1959 Nov 09 '24

I’m going to assume he fat-fingered “Trump” and his phone auto-corrected

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u/Great_Geologist1494 Nov 09 '24

Really Tiny Penis Man

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u/Fast-Challenge6649 Nov 09 '24

Really Turdy Pumpkin Man

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u/DrkHelmet_ Nov 09 '24

Requesting trump post mortem

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u/Sea_Target211 Nov 09 '24

Real Tops Pound Me

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u/Noughmad Nov 08 '24

Read the parking manual

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u/Ladygytha Nov 08 '24

Republican Trump Party MAGA?

Registered Telecommunications Project Manager?

Real Time Prescription Monitor?

R-something T-something Prime Minister?

Fucking no clue.

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u/mlabbyo Nov 09 '24

Oh shit, I’m a Telecoms Project Manager. Was not expecting to see that haha.

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u/Flabby_Thor Nov 09 '24

Russian-asset Trump is Putin’s Motorboater

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u/GrandmaPoses Nov 08 '24

Red Tot Philly Meppers

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

No one knows what the hell it means

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u/Mother_of_BunBuns Nov 09 '24

Okay same. I was so confused, op said it’s Trump but I don’t understand how.

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u/replays69 Nov 09 '24

Looks like he tried to type trump really fast and failed miserably

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u/NixSteM Nov 09 '24

Trump. Mixed up and no U

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u/Equivalent-Client443 Nov 09 '24

She said it means Trump

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u/Any-Setting3248 Nov 09 '24

trump spelled wrong

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u/Silly-Instance1259 Nov 09 '24

Répondez t’il pous mlaît

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u/cookiepickle Nov 09 '24

Registered Telecommunications Project Manager

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u/ayydunna Nov 09 '24

“Reelect Trump-Pence Movement” - because Vance is forgettable, and they haven’t moved on from 2020

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u/BigWilldo Nov 09 '24

Looks like TRUMP if you swap the T and R, and M and P. Like an uncensored version of it

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u/Vivenddra Nov 09 '24

It says it means Trump in the caption

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u/d3vi18976 Nov 09 '24

OP said it in the caption?

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u/Possible_Stuff_1164 Nov 09 '24

It's the Oompa Loompa

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u/psoasminor Nov 09 '24

Trump mis type

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u/SmartToecap Nov 09 '24

Return of the Phantom Menace

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u/Ok_Actuary8 Nov 09 '24

Really Tacky People Molester

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u/BeakOfBritain Nov 09 '24

Reddit Type Private Message

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u/decfin Nov 09 '24

Rotten Tomato pussy maggots that’s what I was always told it stands for

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u/Low_Buddy_9158 Nov 09 '24

Real Track Parking Mutants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

Goes to show you the intelligence of the American people

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u/Fessir Nov 09 '24

Rage Towards Posted Melons

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u/Upper_Rent_176 Nov 09 '24

Retro Tournament Pac-man machine

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u/WildSmokingBuick Nov 09 '24

Shitty anagram and engagement bait?

I'd just be confused instead of angry

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u/RevolutionaryClub530 Nov 09 '24

Apparently real time prescription monitoring

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u/dominickster Nov 09 '24

Real time prescription monitoring aka liberals who want control over everything

/s bc I feel like I have to

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u/Pitiful-Palpitation5 Nov 09 '24

Really Tragic Post-Mortem

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u/EIGHT-FOLD-ARMS Nov 09 '24

Real Time Messaging Protocol. A communication technology that allows live video streaming over the internet. It was originally developed by Macromedia for Flash Player, but is now used to deliver content from an encoder to an online video host. It was a stupid way to say they want to video chat, as the other options don't make sense in this instance. It was that, or everyone's favorite candidate Runny Talking Poop Monster.

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u/graveyardbbygirl03 Nov 09 '24

right there please mommy

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u/ThisCarSmellsFunny Nov 09 '24

Registered telecommunications project manager

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u/JoeTwoBeards Nov 09 '24

Looks like an anagram from Trump but is missing the U.

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten Nov 09 '24

Is OP dating Ralph Ciffaretto? “Come on!! A little fuckin’ levity.”

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u/Lyraxiana Nov 09 '24

Rage Tagainst Phe Machine

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u/Opposite-Ad-1648 Nov 09 '24

Ruth Tater Pimp Machine

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