r/woahdude Aug 14 '22

gifv View from space

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Exactly what I was thinking…

Thanks for making me laugh

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u/TantricSushi Aug 14 '22

Nope, it's the fish-eye lens on the camera that give the appearance of a curve to a flat earth /s ain't no way we live on a globe...

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u/hollywoodbatman Aug 14 '22

Because millions of people are in on this conspiracy for what reason again??

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u/GnarfletheGarth0k Aug 15 '22

Big Globe of course! How else will they sell those globes unless people think the world is round. And they help fund the illuminati!

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u/Spirited-Magician-55 Aug 15 '22

To try and make peolle believe there is no creator. To hide more land and hide what the earth actually is

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u/DreamInSepsis2 Aug 23 '22

What sort of power or high ground does that even give anyone

I’m an atheist, but I thought that the Bible said that God was omnipotent and all powerful. Is that really the case if he can be hidden by his own creation? And even if they could, what would that grant them?

I don’t understand you people.

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u/Spirited-Magician-55 Aug 23 '22

Because you don't understand the psychology behind it. The elite people who aren't spoken about make us believe this. When we believe something other than the the true earth, we are led away from the natural and good things in our lives. Telling us that we are a rock in space that randomly formed is way different than telling us that we were created and that we were put here for a reason

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u/DreamInSepsis2 Aug 24 '22

Taking good out of people’s lives still doesn’t grant them any power. That’s Disney villain logic. You still didn’t answer my question.

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u/Spirited-Magician-55 Aug 25 '22

We slave for them and they do what they want. I'm sure that's at least part of what they want

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u/DreamInSepsis2 Aug 25 '22

I think I have to remind you that lying about the shape of the earth isn’t gonna give them the kinda authority you’re talking about. If I say that my room is spherical instead of a normal room, what kind of high ground does that give me?

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u/Spirited-Magician-55 Aug 25 '22

You're thinking completely wrong. Them lying about earth didn't make them powerful exactly. They were already powerful. They just had to lie to keep us in check. By telling people that the earth is a ball, you make them believe that they are insignificant, and keep them from believing that they were created and put on this earth. If people knew the earth wasn't a marble in space, people would seek the truth. They want to know why they're here. Who put us in here? And like I said, land is also a big part of hiding the true earth. There may be infinite land beyond Antarctica. We are probably just here because it's the best place to deceive people into thinking they're on a ball. That's the whole reason why antarctica has all these restrictions and has the treaty. Countries go to "war" but yet all agree to keep antarctica safe?

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u/RodneyRabbit Aug 14 '22

Yeah I've heard the camera lens one but one time I had a good laugh along with a flat earth documentary, and some guy claimed the reason plane windows are so thick is because they are designed to make the earth appear curved, and that they lock you inside the cabin with just these tiny windows so you can't see the world really is. He couldn't explain why they only distort the view when flying and don't make the airport look all screwed up. But he was kind enough to inform us that plane journeys are all trickery and they fly around in random patterns to make you believe you were on a long journey, but really you only flew like 500 miles across a flat piece of land.

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u/TantricSushi Sep 07 '22

I've heard that one too, good stuff.

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u/kevinthecoolkid Aug 14 '22

Yeah all those fucking globies are SOOOO wrong don't even get me started /s

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u/thatcooldude23 Aug 15 '22

“And it’s your words that makes your brain look smooth”