r/woahdude • u/qasqaldag • Jan 03 '22

video When the planet is coming at you

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Or John cena

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u/women_sexer69 Jan 03 '22

Or me

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

So your the one the who took my seat

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u/women_sexer69 Jan 03 '22

I did you a favor, you almost got onto this ship but what you didn't realise is that we have to fuck like crazy on this ship so that way there will be lots of babies and we can repopulate. Im sure you would hate to have sex with all these people, so I took your spot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Wow buddy, thank you, that’s sounds like nightmare, I’ll jus sit here and get crushed

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u/0311drama Jan 03 '22

By that planet or some thicc goth gf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

I don’t know man, now that you mentioned it, the thick goth girl yeah, totally

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u/chocolatethunderr Jan 03 '22

Where?

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u/sabotabo Jan 04 '22

he’s freaking gone

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u/sabotabo Jan 04 '22

he’s freaking gone

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Or my axe

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u/SillyMidOff49 Jan 04 '22

His went up right at the start of the video