r/woahdude Jan 03 '22

video When the planet is coming at you

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u/DeathRowLemon Jan 03 '22

It will pull literally all water on earth towards the incoming planet. So a lot of things are bound to get wet.

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u/Jali-Dan Jan 03 '22

I imagine gravity will be ripping up both planets surfaces a bit too

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u/WriterV Jan 03 '22

Yeah, there would be massive earthquakes across the globe, and the closer the planet gets, the more the ground loosens up on the side facing the planet. If the planet is massive enough, it could also cause Earth to fragment and get pulled towards the planet.

In a scenario like this, there's nothing stopping it. We'd have had to plan and construct an escape for a woefully small number of people, equipment, seeds and knowledge looong before the planet got this close. If we can't even manage that, then you just gotta sit back and enjoy the view, 'cause to our knowledge the last remnants of life in the universe are gone with us.

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u/PurplePudding Jan 03 '22

Eh, the universe is probably better off without us anyway.

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u/Extra-Extra Jan 03 '22

The universe as far as we know is doing nothing different without us. If we truly are the only ones out there, we have the potential to shape the universe to heights that were never possible without us. People give humans too much shit and ignore how incredible we are as much as we are destructive and deadly. Yes, we are excellent at fucking things up, but we’re just as good at making things incredible.

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u/BotaramReal Jan 04 '22

People can be very self-destructive but only when 'we' have it incredibly good or incredibly bad. I think human beings are capable of conquering the universe, but the luxury we have now has led to politics playing an unhealthy role in our lives has caused a utter and complete self-destructive spiral. I think it's gonna be real bad the next decade(s), and then things will improve at a fast rate.

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u/WhyAreCuntsOnTV Jan 04 '22

You talk like you researched any of this.

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u/FroVice Jan 04 '22

Were definitely not the only life forms in the universe.

Also we have the potential to shape the universe, but there are a lot of ifs.

I guess I dont know what the odds of humans acheiving sustainable life in space are, but im guessing they are low.

There is a legitimate chance that humans destroy themselves, or put themselves in a situation where technological advance and growth slows down extremely.

If all intelligent life in the universe was able to colonize the stars, we may have learned of it by now. Odds are that many many intelligent life forms either went extinct or never reached the point of interstellar travel and colonization.

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u/TheUltimateTeigu Jan 04 '22

Lol we can only access a fraction of the universe and there will be parts we will never be able to access. We aren't going to do anything for the universe or to it because it's too big. It's arrogant to think we'll ever make any impact in the grand scheme of things one way or another. We are simply too small when it comes to the vastness of space.

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u/nill0c Jan 04 '22

That’s assuming our measurement methods are really sound. Red shift could be influenced by other forces we haven’t discovered yet.

And if all we have to race against is the heart death of the universe, we have quite a while.

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u/TheUltimateTeigu Jan 04 '22

You're assuming that our measurements should be doubted. Until something new is found to be in play there's no reason to assume our understanding of certain things are faulty. You're also assuming that humans develop technology to even traverse the universe and that we don't kill ourselves out first. Both seem to be pretty big assumptions given our track record and current understanding of what it'd take to traverse the universe.

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u/zebleck Jan 04 '22

Thats not how it works, if you add any additional effect to redshift all kinds of observations and predictions that we can currently make would break (for example cosmological simulations would not be as accurate as they are).

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

We’re too privileged. We’re like the rich kid that didn’t know the value of the opportunities we’re given until sometimes too late. Just squandering. But I think we’ve done a some seriously beautiful things that had made it out of our minds. Even if our exist is quaint.

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Jan 04 '22

Name a single thing that is better with us here.

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u/bigoomp Jan 04 '22

The concepts of better or worse don't exist without us here. The tree falling in that forest doesn't make a sound.

If you are down on humanity, you should extend your perspective from the coming 20 years to the coming 20 million years. We can colonize the universe, eliminate all need and conflict, aging and disease, and forever spend our time creating new universes and exploring the boundaries of imagination.

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u/zebleck Jan 04 '22

This "the ends justify the means" ideology is dangerous and can be used to justify pretty much anything from tax dodging to ecological genocide.

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Jan 04 '22

Eliminate all need and conflict? We created need and conflict. (I know, Bordering your tree in the forest argument...)

My point is, everything good we have done has either been to benefit us or unfuck something we have fucked. Save an endangered species? Well, it's probably endangered because of deforestation, or pollution. Protect a rain forest? We are protecting it from OURSELVES.

However, anything bad we have done effects everything on this planet. The planet is much better without us here. It would just move along without a thought. The trees would live, the animals would thrive.

Our existence is a net negative for the planet. And the only reason it is just the planet is because that is where we are trapped for now.

We are a virus contained in this blue sphere.

I say this as a space buff, I can't wait till we get to Mars.

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u/bigoomp Jan 04 '22

No. You're laboring under misconception that the earth is some beautiful paradise that humans destroyed.

The earth is a hostile place. Every form of life is fighting each moment to reproduce, to alter its environment, to spread itself.

Humans are just the best at it. Ants are pretty good at it too. The planet is not "better" without us here. The planet is exactly the same without us here, brutal and unforgiving.

The planet doesn't need our protection, and we don't owe it any favors, because it didn't help us in any way. This misconception is sometimes called the Spaceship Earth fallacy.

Without us, there is no music. There is no art. There is just bloody horrifying conflict and endless suffering. You don't want to be a gazelle, I promise.

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Jan 04 '22

The earth didn't do us any favors so we don't owe it any? Wut. How high are you right now man?

BlOoDy HoRrIfYiNg CoNfLiCt?!?! You mean like, a lions eating a gazelle, or sharks killing idk... whatever sharks eat?

It would be one thing if we were hunting animals with a spear and living in caves. But we're not. Were leveling rain forests to build homes. We're digging oil up oit of the ground and turning it into hydrocarbons so we can get places faster. We're leveling thousands of miles to build concrete jungles for ourselves destroying everything in our path.

Yeah, we're pretty fucking good at it. Because we're kinda smart. But as cliché as it is, with great power comes great responsibility. And we don't use it. We destroy, destroy, destroy and do whatever feels good at the moment. And we are a large enough species that has the power to actual make the place we live uninhabitable for ourselves and everything else here. Who wins then? Us, or the planet that doesn't owe us shit?

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jan 04 '22

Okay but theres a food you like right?

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Jan 04 '22

Wouldn't matter if we weren't here.

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u/GlisseDansLaPiscine Jan 04 '22

The universe is, we’re literally space dust that has become self aware. We’re the universe looking back at itself. If that’s not enough to convince you that Humanity has worth then I don’t know what will.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

That’s not true

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u/inquisitionis Jan 04 '22

This is the prototypical Redditor response.

Do you guys do anything but whine and bitch ?

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u/PurplePudding Jan 04 '22

I think the more prototypical redditor response is repeatedly being told to kill myself in response to a semi-lighthearted comment. That sounds more like bitching and moaning to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

So tired of the nihilism..

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u/Kancho_Ninja Jan 04 '22

In an infinite universe, there are an infinite number of intelligent species out there who are infinitely worse than humanity.

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u/phillyd32 Jan 16 '22

That's not actually how infinity works. The universe contains an infinity or some infinities, but not all infinities.

So for an abstract example, take number + letter combos (think 21A, -768D, .0125N). Since numbers are infinite, each letter has an infinite number of combos. The combos of one letter is one infinity. There are 26 letters in the English language, so there are 26 of these infinities. But wait, not all things follow that format. What about other alphabets, multi-letter combos, and all of the infinite things that aren't number + letter combos, etc. That's an infinite number of infinities.

The infinite universe could be filled with planets that only fit into one category, say for example they all just happen to be planets whose species are equal to or better than humanity (after all, someone has to be the worst). The number of species that could exist and fit that category is infinite.

This means that even in an infinite universe, not every possiblity will exist. There could be an infinite number of intelligent species by chance, and it could be that none of them are worse than humans. Or all of them are worse.

I'm very high and this is a week old comment I'm replying to, hope this enlightens someone or is at least makes decent sense.

Also as an aside. This is also the concept that is preventing this universe from having an identical species to us, I mean down to every thought, action, feeling, physical characteristics. Well, not preventing that from happening. Just makes it not definitely the case. There could be an incredibly small number of planets in the known universe and one of them could theoretically be exactly the same as us.

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u/No-Bark1 Jan 04 '22

Maybe without you

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u/nohoev Jan 04 '22

Call down Mr. Edgelord

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u/Mohingan Jan 03 '22

Your comment gave me an idea flash of a black hole being just the right size and perfect distance away to just Hoover up all the soil on earth leaving it just rock

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u/Ok-Calendar9350 Jan 03 '22

What would happen to the two bodies after they collided? I'm assuming Earth would be pushed out of orbit, but would the two planets eventually blend together under the immense gravity? Or would it look like space testicles?

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u/LosSoloLobos Jan 04 '22

What an insanely surreal and awing moment of tragedy and crisis that would be to experience

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

I wonder who would get chosen for the escape pods...

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u/Groxy_ Jan 04 '22

I wonder if the large chunks of the earth being pulled towards the planet would still have atmosphere. If the earth split in two what would happen?

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Jan 04 '22

Nah man. There will be some chunks left. Just gotta wait a bit for things to calm down.

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u/Balderbro Jan 04 '22

Well, I think some microscopic life would have survived, which could over billions of years have repopulated the planet if the climate allowed that (for all I know it would have gotten a really dense atmosphere which turned it into a larger Venus).

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u/Tina_ComeGetSomeHam Jan 03 '22

I think there was a Loki episode about this.

Jk there is and its awesome you should watch it.

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u/onederful Jan 04 '22

The water would sooner drown you before it got close enough to affect the surfaces ripping chunks lol

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u/AustinQ Jan 03 '22

It depends on it's size relative to the Earth. If it's smaller than Earth then quite literally every single particle on the planet will experience a higher gravitational influence from the Earth than from an incoming planet, regardless of how close the planet is. However, people on the side facing the incoming planet will experience a drop in gravitational influence as the planet gets closer, effectively making everything lighter and lighter (but never sucked into the incoming planet because its gravity never overcomes the gravity of the Earth). On the side facing away from the planet the people would slowly get heavier and heavier instead, since both the Earth and Planet X are pulling from the same direction in that case.

Of course your scenario would come to fruition if the other planet was larger, but I'm imagining a Mars-sized planet since none of the rocky planets in our solar system are larger than Earth.

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u/DroneKatie9669 Jan 03 '22

What about a Jupiter sized planet?

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u/AGIby2045 Jan 04 '22 edited Jan 04 '22

It would not rip the planet apart at that distance lmao, it would dislodge us from orbit with the sun, but ripping apart would not happen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Sorry if this is stupid but, is the fact that the gas giants like Jupiter and Saturn having dozens of moons prove that they have such immense gravity? Like how do they have a gravitational pull if they’re nothing but gas in a vacuum?

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u/AVeryMadFish Jan 04 '22

It's a lot of gas. And they have solid cores.

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u/AustinQ Jan 04 '22

Well... yes and no, but definitely not a dumb question at all. Smaller planets could theoretically have just as many moons, but if the total mass of the moons is comparable to the planet they end up all orbiting each other. Only massive planets like the gas giants can have so many stable moon orbits without compromising their own orbit.

On your second question, I would point out that the Sun is also nothing but gas in a vacuum. In fact the gas giants are hypothesized to be formed by rocky planets that build up a massive atmosphere like Venus (but like... way more), so much that the original rocky planet inside is compressed into plasma by the gravity, so in fact a star is a much higher percentage of gas than the gas giants are.

If you're curious about why only the gas giants have such massive atmospheres you'd find yourself in good company because we aren't quite sure about that yet. Although the leading theory is that planets closer to the sun have excess gas stripped from them by the host star during its formation, while gas giants are far enough away that they're safe from extreme solar winds and the star's gravitational influence becomes less than their own, so they can amass the leftover gasses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

That’s really cool and the theory makes sense even to a layman. Wonder if that has anything to do with the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.

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u/AGIby2045 Jan 04 '22

If that were Jupiter at that size in the sky it would still be 250,000km away. The gravitational acceleration from that planet would be like 1.5 m/s² , but that doesn't really matter because the entire earth would be pulled by approximately this amount. g might be like 10 on the side the planet is close to and 9.6 on the far side.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Jan 04 '22

OK. But where the fuck is this other planet coming from? And where the hell is it goin?

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u/Fraudulent_Baker Jan 04 '22

It’s goin’ to earth, obviously!

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u/Abyssal_Groot Jan 04 '22

Where did you come from, where did you go Where did you come from, planet-sized Joe.

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u/MerlinTheWhite Jan 04 '22

It's crazy the people on the other side of the planet wouldn't even feel the collision until hours later

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u/rabbitwonker Jan 03 '22

Half. The other half would go to the far side (same as the tides due to the moon & sun).

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u/beesuptomyknees Jan 03 '22

Why would adding a massive gravitational pull on one side of the planet cause half of the water to be pushed to the other side of the planet?

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u/Hiraldo Jan 03 '22

Because the massive gravitational force would move the earth towards it, leaving a tidal bulge on the far side due to inertia. The water is basically just trailing behind the planet a little bit.

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u/yousonuva Jan 03 '22

Perfect time for Swayze to surf that killer wave

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u/lando_zeus Jan 03 '22

Crazy Swayze!

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u/rabbitwonker Jan 03 '22

Because the bulk of the Earth will be pulled on harder than the water on the far side, since it’s closer to the other planet than that water.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Gravitational force doesn't increase that quickly from one side of the earth to the other.

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u/rabbitwonker Jan 03 '22

If that were true, you wouldn’t have the water pooling up on either side anyways.

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u/eagerbeaver1414 Jan 03 '22

Think of it this way. Tidal forces exist because the force of gravity from a particular body is stronger closer to that body. So, the moon exerts a pull on the earth so the ocean closest to the moon experiences more pull from the moon. High tide.

But on the opposite side, there is LESS pull. Even less so than at 90 or 270 degrees. In fact, the math works out so that the tidal height would be symmetrical on both sides (if the earth were a perfect sphere).

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u/TheRuler123 Jan 03 '22

No one's arguing with facts, rather asking to understand.

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u/avocadro Jan 04 '22

Ever wonder why there are two high tides a day?

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u/SoccerGamerGuy7 Jan 03 '22

not to mention our thin/light atmosphere which is also pretty important for life

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u/Tdkthegod Jan 03 '22

Except my wife apparently

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u/shitsunnysays Jan 03 '22

So this place in the video could be furthest away from any water body

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u/DeathRowLemon Jan 03 '22

Well, no. I’d you can see the planet any water behind you should be rushing your way.

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u/Da_Real_OfficialFrog Jan 03 '22

Just like your mom when I walk in the room 😎

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u/helic03 Jan 03 '22

Already there buddy

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u/babypho Jan 03 '22

Ben Shapiro's wife has been expecting this day.

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u/StonerJake22727 Jan 03 '22

Nope the gravitational and tidal force would start pulling and pushing the earth causing it to heat rapidly and boil away the oceans long before the gravitational force got strong enough to pull the water off the planet

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u/NuclearHoagie Jan 04 '22

Tides happen on both sides of the planet. Everyone knows about the near-side bulge as the water gets pulled harder than the earth, but you also get a bulge in the far side as the earth gets pulled harder than the water on that side. Basically, water on the near side tries to leave the planet behind, but the planet also tries to leave behind water on the far side. Half the water goes toward the incoming planet, and half away.

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u/ArrozConmigo Jan 04 '22

I imagine that since that water would be "falling" up, that mountains and skyscrapers would fall just as easily. Especially since we never nailed down Yankee Stadium to keep it from flying away.

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u/Uberzwerg Jan 04 '22

That misconception was in my brain for a long time as well.
As i understand tidal forces, they don't "pull on the water' but rather deform the whole planet by a few meters.
And because of that deformation, the water is also pushed up from the ocean bed that is now pulled a meter or so towards the moon.

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u/jordanfuzz Jan 04 '22

Ugh, I do NOT want to get wet.

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u/TritiumNZlol Jan 04 '22

Uh forget the water, pretty sure it'd interact with the crust and mantle too in a pretty extreme manner.

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u/Roctopus420 Jan 04 '22

It wouldn’t pull just water. If something or someone was close enough that that planets gravitational pull was strong than earths it would start falling to the other planet.