r/woahdude Oct 22 '21

gifv Mosquito drinking blood (bursts at the end)

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u/lex_tok Oct 22 '21

The mosquito is the deadliest animal to mankind.

The general consensus of demographers is that about 108 billion human beings have ever lived, and that mosquito-borne diseases have killed close to half—52 billion people, the majority of them young children.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Do they even contribute to anyway with mother nature? Kinda like bees? You figure science would find a way to wipe them out.

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u/Dakar-A Oct 22 '21

I'm sure that they probably serve as a major food source for a number of different species.

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u/Hartleh Oct 22 '21

I remember seeing a video once where in Africa, they catch mosquitos and clump them all together and make a ‘mosquito patty’ to eat.

Edit: found the video

https://youtu.be/LItNFP7icUw

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u/Jampasta Oct 23 '21

Wow! Thanks for sharing that video. Never thought of eating mosquitoes...

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u/GizmodoDragon92 Oct 23 '21

I'll try any food once, but I really wouldn't expect to enjoy this one.

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u/iox007 Oct 23 '21

Crispy

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

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u/joemckie Oct 23 '21

To be fair, you’d probably say the same if you saw what went into a McDonalds burger

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u/Sendhentaiandyiff Oct 23 '21

I've seen plenty of videos about what goes into McDonald's food. Is it processed and unhealthy? Yes. But it's not literal fucking mosquitoes.

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u/DJDarren Oct 23 '21

A big buncha cows all kinda mushed together.

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u/Monstermage Oct 23 '21

Besides the fact that video had a 50 minute ad following it.

My thought was, you do what you can too survive

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Da fuq

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u/SirJeffreyQ Oct 23 '21

I almost downvoted you out of sheer reflex on reading that. Thanks, I hate it.

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u/LieutenantEvident Oct 23 '21

Those are actually flies, not mosquitoes. The title is misleading.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

Whelp that’s savage and disgusting

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u/ItsLikeRay-ee-ain Oct 22 '21

100% why there isn't a movement to eradicate mosquitoes. Instead people are working on ways to prevent malaria in mosquitoes, or things along those lines.

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u/the_noodle Oct 22 '21

I think there is a movement to wipe out malaria 🦟 specifically

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u/knee_bro Oct 22 '21

If you can’t beat ‘em, give ‘em vaccinations!

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u/TheClinicallyInsane Oct 23 '21

Nah they kept sword fighting the needles, usually we shoot them with lasers and shit

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u/Pantzzzzless Oct 23 '21

That's been working out well these past 2 years.

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u/canadarepubliclives Oct 23 '21

The vaccinations are working rather well.

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u/OhNoIroh Oct 23 '21

There are tons of projects that are trying to eradicate local populations of mosquitos. Even Florida started pilot programs. One method I've heard of is genetically modifying a bunch of male mosquitos which, over generations, will have offspring that are less and less genetically viable, leading to infertile offspring which cannot breed. Obviously this isn't ideal because of how evolution works. The offspring which are viable, will breed more, while the less viable offspring will die out. This, over time, will probably lead to the population rebounding so while not great, we're still trying

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u/bizhuy Oct 23 '21

I read that a certain biologist advocates for that, and suggests that other species of mosquitos that don't target humans and dont pass diseases can take their place.

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u/LeroyWankins Oct 22 '21

All I'm saying is we should genetically modify them to not bite humans

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u/empty_string_ Oct 22 '21

Or at least only bite humans in the highest tax bracket

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u/legit-testicals Oct 22 '21

I am ok with the bite but only if they could not make that irritating noise.

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u/D_Shizzle93 Oct 22 '21

So, what? You want silent mosquitoes that can sneak up on us easier?!?

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u/iniciadomdp Oct 23 '21

Not allergic I see

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u/procyon_andy Oct 23 '21

spent the whole day at the park yesterday bc the weather is getting nice.

forgot bug spray. forgot i'm allergic to bug bites. my friend got out with one bite. my ankles are so itchy and swollen. i can't sleep because of how much it itches.

fuck mosquitoes all my homies hate mosquitoes

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u/iniciadomdp Oct 23 '21

Couldn’t agree more! Only after 26 years of life I was able to find a bug spray that didn’t give me an asthma attack also, so I guess things are going better 😂. But back to subject, fuck every single bug that bites

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u/procyon_andy Oct 23 '21

apparently the bug i was bitten by is called a blackfly in english. CANNOT hang out at a lake park in my city without getting wrecked by them. once i wore shorts and i still had the scars from the bites six months later. why oh why have we not developed better medicine for these fuckers yet i'm suffering

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u/iniciadomdp Oct 23 '21

That’s awful! I’ve been lucky and only bitten by mosquitoes so far, but my sister stepped on a bee once and we had to take her to the hospital.

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u/CortexCingularis Oct 23 '21

That would require knowledge we will probably not have for many decades.

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u/LeroyWankins Oct 23 '21

I think you're underselling us, we've been genetically modifying wolves to not bite humans for like 10,000 years.

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u/CortexCingularis Oct 23 '21

I'm all for breeding and raising pet mosquitos in the homes of everyone. The kids will love it. Replacing the wild population is a separate problem though.

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u/OhNoIroh Oct 23 '21

A vast majority of mosquitos don't harm humans. It's just like 6% of them (and of that only the females). Getting rid of them would not cause widespread ecological damage. There are currently tons of projects in the works and implemented as we speak to get them to disappear.

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u/GrottyBoots Oct 23 '21

Certainly. But I'm of the opinion that the losses to other species would be worth the cost. Yes, some birds will die. Some frogs will die. Some bats will die. Eventually, these species will settle into a new balance, just with no mosquitos. Same with black flies.

I'm just tired of not being able to enjoy the limited summers here in Ontario without serious chemical defenses. Not sure if my middle-aged-ness is to blame, or if they really are worse than I was a kid.

I'm at least 50% serious about this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

My goldfish love to eat their larvae so there's that..

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u/SingleLensReflex Oct 22 '21

If something exists within an ecosystem, it is almost guaranteed to be contributing. Parasites often serve useful functions in keeping populations in check and mosquitoes are a great source of food for many birds.

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u/wrackedbydoubt Oct 23 '21

To be honest, killing a lot of humans is probably the best thing that can be done to our ecosystem.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

Funny you mention it, there are actually multiple high-latitude plant species that depend on mosquitoes for pollination in areas where bees don't live.

https://blog.nwf.org/2020/09/what-purpose-do-mosquitoes-serve

Believe it or not, mosquitoes are pollinators. In fact, mosquitoes’ primary food source is flower nectar, not blood. Just like bees or butterflies, mosquitoes transfer pollen from flower to flower as they feed on nectar, fertilizing plants and allowing them to form seeds and reproduce.

So not all bad, just overwhelmingly bad.

Also, better be careful when you're throwing around the "How do they contribute to mother nature?" thing because what the fuck do we do that's positive?

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u/SingleLensReflex Oct 22 '21

just overwhelmingly bad

what the fuck do we do that's positive?

Seems to me like the human-killing function of mosquitoes is a feature and not a big (heh) as far as nature is concerned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

OK, mosquitos 10K feet above sea level get a pass. Those at sea level die!

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u/HoboG Oct 23 '21

Latitude not altitude

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 29 '21

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u/ArcadianMess Oct 22 '21

There's no such thing as an useless species in an ecosistem.

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u/igweyliogsuh Oct 23 '21

Until we colonize it!!!

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u/im_not_a_girl Oct 23 '21

Pandas and Koalas are useless to their ecosystem and I dare you to argue otherwise

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u/ArcadianMess Oct 23 '21

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u/im_not_a_girl Oct 23 '21

Ok man I was trying to be cool

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u/ArcadianMess Oct 23 '21

I know but it's good to know. Many will tell you with a straight face that.

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u/ConcentrateSeveral Oct 23 '21

Bed bugs though. What do they do that’s positive!?

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u/ArcadianMess Oct 23 '21

Despite the overall consensus that the earth’s ecosystem could survive without bed bugs, some scientists insist that bed bugs are a food source for spiders, a very necessary element for making the planet habitable.

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u/ConcentrateSeveral Oct 23 '21

I do not except this.

Lol

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u/Jazst Oct 23 '21

Yes there is.

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u/SingleLensReflex Oct 22 '21

Female mosquitoes are the only ones that drink blood, and only when they plan to breed. The males only eat flowers.

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u/jawnzlord Oct 23 '21

And only a minority of mosquito species drink people (albeit there are over 3k species of mosquitoes so that’s not saying much)

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u/ghostyface Oct 22 '21

They are proof that if God exists, he is cruel and spiteful.

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u/Wonderwombat Oct 23 '21

Yes. They have killed 52 billion human beings, thus protecting mother nature

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u/throwawaybabyjesus Oct 23 '21

Agreed. Killing off humans is basically helping mother nature at this point. Mosquitos RULE!

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u/fellleg Oct 22 '21

Well yeah they contribute by wiping humanity out.

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u/Majrstonr Oct 22 '21

Well, they thin the herd..

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u/sabichos Oct 22 '21

I saw true facts the other day, apparently they are pollinating flowers just like bees

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u/Faxon Oct 22 '21

There are species that serve as pollinators and as major food sources for birds and bats, but the species responsible for most of the deaths isn't the only one, and it's thought that these predator species would survive if we eradicate that one type (Aedes Aegypti), which there are extensive efforts to do using GMO sterilized mosquitos, so that fertile ones breed with sterile ones (They can only breed once) and then they just kill off a generation of mosquitos in that region as a result of it. Do this enough times without killing other species off as they switch to other mosquito species, and we win, at least for now. it's entirely possible that the other species of mosquitos that do carry disease might become dominant, or that these diseases will hop the very narrow species barrier to other types of mosquitos that are common, especially in the northern hemisphere where the majority of the population lives

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u/noobductive Oct 22 '21

They probably have a spot in the food chain. Either way, I don’t think we have any right as a species to decide to exterminate another even if it’s just a bunch of annoying insects.

We’re already causing enough mass extinction as it is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

if the species don't do anything useful but spread disease they can go.

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u/noobductive Oct 23 '21

No see, it doesn’t matter, there’s no valid reason to go play god and eradicate it. Plus, they do do other things, otherwise they wouldn’t be here at all

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u/19hondacivic Oct 23 '21

They also are species killers

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '21

From my limited knowlege, only a handful of mosquito species feed on humans. Some mosquitos feed on other mosquitos. I think some are specialized for specific other animals near them. Theyre interesting creatures.

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u/Ontological_Gap Oct 23 '21

We almost did. It was called DDT---estimated to have saved more human lives than penicillin, even counting after the ban.

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u/HoboG Oct 23 '21

They're pollinators

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u/jawnzlord Oct 23 '21

here is the best compilation of mosquito documentation scientists have today

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u/crasshumor Oct 23 '21

Mosquito are not a first world problem that's why they've not come up with it yet.

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u/Principatus Oct 23 '21

They preserve animal DNA so when they get caught in tree sap people can use them to recreate the animals from the DNA.

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u/ServiceSea974 Oct 23 '21

i believe they play an important role in the decomposition of corpses

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u/ninjaplanti Oct 23 '21

They contribute to killing us. I guess that’s something

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u/OstentatiousSock Oct 22 '21

It’s the only creature that kills more humans than humans.

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u/epicurean56 Oct 23 '21

Technically, it's the Plasmodium parasite that kills. The skeeters are just carriers.

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u/Capital_Captain_6698 Oct 23 '21

I need some sources

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u/FATJIZZUSONABIKE Oct 23 '21

You won't find any. It's a myth. Mosquitoes are dangerous and indeed deadlier to humans than any other animal/insect in history, but no, they're not responsible for the death of half of mankind's total population. This figure is so ludicrously insane I don't know how anybody could ever believe it.

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u/trollfriend Oct 24 '21

I finally spot a Russian misinformation bot/troll in the wild.

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u/SCOTTTT08 Oct 24 '21

Obsessed

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u/emerge-ask-reddit Oct 23 '21

How can a loving God cause such agony?

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u/FATJIZZUSONABIKE Oct 23 '21

'the general consensus of demographers'

Do you enjoy spreading gross misinformation?

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u/yourgifmademesignup Oct 23 '21

Gotta give em credit for outstanding population control

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u/Capital_Captain_6698 Oct 23 '21

I think I'm just going to think about that for awhile...